Laying Low

Olivia

[jocelyncharlesblr]

Gif for fun, in collaboration with remembers studio

[touchygameart]

Princess Tomato in the Salad Kingdom - Hudson

[colinarmistead]

they say the bigger the pants, the better the cat

[biologust]

hey was anyone gonna tell me that crazy frog fucking died

[biologust]

[newshour]

What does it take to teach a bee to use tools? A little time, a good teacher and an enticing incentive. Read more here: http://to.pbs.org/2mpRUAz

Credit: O.J. Loukola et al., Science (2017)

[paranoidgemsbok]

@clockworkrobotic

[robotlyra]

“Friend? Friend push ball? I push ball. I do good.”

[robotsandfrippary]

Bees.  Smart enough to push a ball, not smart enough to not be fooled by a stick masquerading as a bee. 

[madsciences]

maybe they know and they’re just being polite

[neil-gaiman]

Other dimensional beings are undoubtedly amazed at what human beings will accept as human beings too. “But it’s just a stick with a person on it.”

[msfcatlover]

#excuse me neil but what the FUCK was that #thanks for that terrifying thought (nooby-banana)

[jayska-nxl]

Mr. Gaiman what the FUCK

[nautilusopus]

i’m gonna use my hacking powers to do an all pyjama run in pokemon y

[nautilusopus]

Mission parameters set.

Fuck that noise.

YOU’RE NOT MY REAL MOM

[nautilusopus]

God this is gonna suck when I get to Frost Cavern. 

Still holding on tight to that 3DS I don’t have and couldn’t figure out how to get back. Our mom’s probably holding it hostage.

Haha I’m never going back in there in case the game notices I’m not wearing the default outfit and forces me into actual clothes again. 

[nautilusopus]

Oh hey, do you want to see how it resolved the issue of not having a full render model?

The short answer is it didn’t.

[nautilusopus]

Every now and then notes for this float past my dash and I’m forcibly reminded that I had to stop because I got trapped behind Nurse Joy’s counter and couldn’t figure out how to leave the Pokémon Center because the camera clipped through the floor into PokéHell.

[dabuttershutter]

wh

who’s this..?

[nautilusopus]

don’t even worry about it he’s fine

it’s fine

[bunkai-kei-records]

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

hmmm

[fillielitsa]

The loneliest tree in the world

The Dead Sea is a lifeless body of water between Israel and Jordan. A searingly high salt level inhibits any life-forms calling the Dead Sea home. No fish, no insects or even plants can be found in The Dead Sea. The salt level, which is 10 times saltier than the ocean, is so high that it has become a popular tourist attraction to float on the surface. However, one defiant tree made us question if life in the Dead Sea was possible.The tree was placed there or planted there if you like, by a local artist. Each day he paddleboards out to the tree and puts mud around the tree for nutrients. Essentially it is an art installation, possibly to shed light on the fact that the Dead Sea is slowly dying itself as its shoreline recedes every year.

[carewitchproject]

come into the water - mitski

[valtsv]

my favorite thing in the entire world is fiction that takes the concept of "space ship" to its literal extreme i'm not even exaggerating that shit rocks

[valtsv]

pics that make you yearn for a life in a universe that only exists in your daydreams

[roxyspamcake]

pics that make you wish Treasure Planet was a more appreciated movie

[hxnnibxi]

Nothing but respect for these bi/pan icons

[gucciballs-deactivated20200720]

[montparnassee]

Soon it will be Autumn and Persephone can go back to pegging her husband in peace and I can wear a fucking jumper

[whitepeopletwitter]

[lostsometime]

“kid is scared because the armed guard at her school isn’t the armed guard she’s used to” is a particular flavor of horrifying i never imagined, but there it is and here we are

[0v9]

why do I eat so much fucking SOUP

[0v9]

PLEASE do not fucking say that

[sketchyvorist]

Sorry this isnt vore related or wtv but this is fucking funny please

[flyweeabooty]

“Sorry this isn’t vore related” is the kind of wild ass sentence I can only get on tumblr dot com

[maxofs2d]

you ever think about how “mountain dew” is a really poetic name and how, if someone didn’t know what it was, they’d probably guess “some herbal tea made from the finest leaves of the Alps”. but instead, it’s just, radioactive gamer soda

[thesadchicken]

as a non-American who lives in Africa and was introduced to “mountain dew” through a John Green novel, I confirm this