sleepless

he/him | call me Kaique

[puna-nezuki]

Father

[memesandlaughs]

[the-silent-screamer]

All I’m seeing is a well paying job with good customers

[prismatic-bell]

Also?

MANY religions worldwide would consider this a solemn and respected post of work. Every form of paganism I have personally run across would say you’re doing an important duty. In Judaism, we’d say you’re fulfilling a Mitzvah by respecting the dead and honoring their memories.

If you go in with good intentions, any spirits still hanging around WILL NOT HURT YOU. Just show them respect.

[ruffboi-mags]

Also seriously that’s nearly $17k a MONTH. I’ve had jobs where I didn’t earn that in a YEAR.

Even if those ghosts ain’t friendly, I am full-on taking that job. $200k a year. $200k a fuckin year. No retail, no food service, no manager hovering and riding my ass, no annoying coworkers? I’ll deal with the ghosts.

[queer-lemons]

i’d take ghosts over people any day <3

[lady-byleth]

Fresh air, no sitting in an office, no customer service, just me and a bunch of gravestones and maybe Maria from three graves down having a hissy? For that money, what’s not to like?

[sindri42]

Plus like, what ghost is gonna decide ‘yes today I will take horrible vengeance on the person who quietly and respectfully keeps the plants tended and the headstones clean’. Whoever they’re gonna fuck with, it’s not gonna be me.

[basedyatsuhashi]

Fr tho, since when have you ever heard of the graveyard keeper being the one haunted? It’s always the dumbass who doesn’t listen to their advice that gets got.

[wakandama2]

Me and Miss. Johnson sharing some gossip while I tend to the rose bush her lover planted next to stone last year.

[liesonthefloordramatically]

“When I was beginning to discover languages, I had a romanticized view of words like “speak” and “fluency”. But then I realized that you can be nominally fluent in a language and still struggle to understand parts of it. English is my first language, but what I really spoke was a hybrid of teenage slang and Manhattan-ese. When I listen to my father, a lawyer, talk to other lawyers, his words sound as foreign to me as Finnish. I certainly couldn’t read Shakespeare without a dictionary, and I’d be equally helpless in a room with Jamaicans or Cajuns. Yet all of us “speak English.” My linguistics teacher, a native of Poland, speaks better English than I do and seems right at home peppering his speech with terms like “epenthetic schwa” and “voiceless alveolar stops”. Yet the other day, it came up that he’d never heard the word “tethered”. Does that mean he doesn’t “speak” English? If the standard of speaking a language is to know every word — to feel equally at home debating nuclear fission and classical music — then hardly anyone is fluent in their own native tongues.”

— Tim Doner (x)

[what-even-is-thiss]

Your sense of self isn’t a static image, bro. It’s more like a climate or a biome. Both of which can shift in gradual ways over time or suddenly due to internal or external factors. Just check the weather report, man. Don’t try to force the sky to stay blue without clouds 24/7.

[opalescent-potato]

[pastadorable]

Just 2 neurodivergents hanging out

[dialga64bitz]

Donnie Stimming gifs!

[pegibruno]

I'm sorry, I'm actually more active on twitter, so check out new stuff there (same handle) but here is some Apritello (and more) from this year

[hamatoshelldon]

shelldon DOES say “f you!” to donnie! here’s how:

01001 translates to the number 9 as shown here:

if we switch from numbers to letters, the 9th letter in the alphabet is the letter “i”.

donnie is absolutely the type of turtle to use different ciphers, so he’s likely familiar with the caesar cipher aka shift cipher. going 3 letters back, you go from “i” to “f”

[girlfictions]

and let the history books name joe biden, rishi sunak, justin trudeau, emmanuel macron, ursula von der leyen and every other world leader who did not step in to prevent the genocide of palestine as cold-blooded murderers. may they face a shred of the immeasurable pain and suffering they allowed to be committed against 2.2. million innocent lives.

[bad-facsimile]

🌵🏜️ don’t fence me in! 🎶

[turing-tested]

"Many species of polychaetes undergo epitoky whereby sexually immature worms transform into pelagic morphs capable of sexual reproduction. After fertilization, they release their gametes through rapid disintegration." worms are out here having insane sex we can't even comprehend

[turing-tested]

"what do they mean by disintegrate?" "oh yeah no he fucking disintegrated"

[turing-tested]

[turing-tested]

hey uh why is this a video of daffy duck now

[eggastential-biscuits]

Shouldn't you know?

[turing-tested]

i cannot stress enough how much i do not know why this video got changed because i am not the one who changed it

[turing-tested]

this was supposed to be the video btw

[duckdodger]

APRIL ..NARDO !.!!!!!!

[annaliearts]

I headcanon that one of Leo’s class electives is floral, not only because he probably enjoys plants but also as an excuse to give April flower arrangements.

[mysharona1987]

[okiitos]

Rescue professional here:

If you need rescuing or help, DON’T FUCKING MOVE. You are so much easier to find when you stay put.

[thegreenpea]

Credits: @foxes-in-love

Your most important survival skill is asking for help

[existential-dread-in-the-am]

Goddamn preach this

[rogue-cyberman]

"Your most important survival skill is asking for help." THIS, it makes me so damn pissed off when parents try and normalize that asking for help is a taboo thing!

[isthescavengervideocute]

This feels important to reblog

[punkitt-is-here]

he's so cool

[writebackatya]

There are two types characters that Della Duck often gets shipped with:

1. Amazon Badass

2. Himbo Dumbass

Both are good and should be celebrated equally

[ratchated]

Teeheeee