SleepyDogUniverse

Used to be SleepyDogsUniverse! Still just a comedy blog. You can find my art by hovering on my profile picture then clicking the left option! If you are on mobile then my username is MalArt114

[texaschainsawmascara]

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[docileroamer]

[orteil42]

what if we meet intelligent alien life out there but the novelty eventually wears off and we’re back to “i wonder if we’re alone in the universe or if there’s more than just humans and galorphasians”

[partingglances1986]

[butch-himbo-king-deactivated202]

my gf just ripped some ungodly ass that had my eyes watering i mean absolutely noxious it was so bad i made her leave the bedroom until she was done and i opened the window and shoved my head out so i didn’t throw up breathing in the tainted air of our once peaceful bedroom.

anyways once it dissipated and i got back into bed she walked back in and looked me in the eyes and said “sorry for farty rocking 🥺”

[butch-himbo-king-deactivated202]

this is what she looked like

[thenewborndeity]

Oh ok. Childhood memory unlocked.

When i was a little kid, i had a "4d puzzle" of new york city.

You built the cardboard jigsaw base, then the foam island, and then you had plastic buildings and bridges.

And it had instructions to place the buildings in chronological order, as well as a timeline, hence "4d".

And i just fucking remembered. In 2001 on the timeline a step was "remove buildings #xx and #xy (World Trade Centers)" with no other explanation.

And as a kid i had no clue what that meant, but looking back on it my puzzle really just told me "alright kid, do a 9/11" and i, age 5, went along with it.

[thenewborndeity]

Congrats on having by far the funniest tags on this post so far.

[m86-deactivated20171116]

[triprobellant-deactivated201709]

Dobby Pussy Indulgence

[triprobellant-deactivated201709]

Dobby Pussy Indulgence

[triprobellant-deactivated201709]

The Pope Walks Into The Shop. Bangs His Sceptre On The Ground. And Demands A Dobby Pussy Indulgence

[bisexualwario]

[huffylemon]

[dtbird]

god gives his coolest girlfriends to his most loser reddit bros

[alamuts-lair-of-madness]

[hi-raethia]

underrated form of humor: just making shit up in past tense

[xenomorphique]

My personal favourite:

[dogtoenail]

[vanyxng-deactivated20250326]

Does this to u

[rilldied-deactivated20241001]

this is getting me so bad

[mcapriglione-art]

what do you want!!!!!!!!

[tumblerculosis]

I’ve been obsessed with this tiktok for days now

[memewhore]

[ramdomcitizen]

A dad joke and a haïku? What a treat.

[blurds]

[queensnarf]

The most valid tag

[foone]

A fun thing about computer skills is that as you have more of them, the number of computer problems you have doesn't go down.

This is because as a beginner, you have troubles because you don't have much knowledge.

But then you learn a bunch more, and now you've got the skills to do a bunch of stuff, so you run into a lot of problems because you're doing so much stuff, and only an expert could figure them out.

But then one day you are an expert. You can reprogram everything and build new hardware! You understand all the various layers of tech!

And your problems are now legendary. You are trying things no one else has ever tried. You Google them and get zero results, or at best one forum post from 1997. You discover bugs in the silicon of obscure processors. You crash your compiler. Your software gets cited in academic papers because you accidently discovered a new mathematical proof while trying to remote control a vibrator. You can't use the wifi on your main laptop because you wrote your own uefi implementation and Intel has a bug in their firmware that they haven't fixed yet, no matter how much you email them. You post on mastodon about your technical issue and the most common replies are names of psychiatric medications. You have written your own OS but there arent many programs for it because no one else understands how they have to write apps as a small federation of coroutine-based microservices. You ask for help and get Pagliacci'd, constantly.

But this is the natural of computer skills: as you know more, your problems don't get easier, they just get weirder.

[sreegs]

you know you've made it when you're googling problems and ending up with 0-9 results

[manyblinkinglights]

#you don't actually have to be good to have these problems#you just have to be obsessed with a micro-issue that no one else cares about

[teratocybernetics]

[dduane]

Oh sweet heaven the truth in this. :/