I'm a sleepy heaux

29, North of Boston, I like cats and being asleep, I'm a fucking libra she/her

[sleepyheauxstuff]

Oh hey tumblr, looks like I may be crawling back as twitters about to die 4 real

[fruitsoftheweb]

Damage prediction on pears during transportation.

[hollowtones]

bad and naughty children get put in The Pear Wiggler to atone for their crimes

[kitkatsmol]

ah, a classic

[speedlimit15]

i think if your account has existed on this site for a certain number of years you should be grandfathered into ad free browsing. a decade seems reasonable like if you signed up in 2012 or prior you have tenure

[hickeywiththegoodhair]

Were you a victim of the Mishapocalypse? You might be entitled to compensation

[ishowdespair-deactivated2026012]

everytime we have shortages and people are like this is how it would be under communism

[apas-95]

[capitalism happens] damn if we were under communism this would happen... so glad this isnt happening right now...

[tsunflowers]

sometimes I miss march 2020 bc I feel like that was the last time everyone was equally afraid. it felt so fast that people split into camps like “covid isn’t even real” and “covid is real but The Economy” and somehow people who are serious about public health and masking ended up at the bottom of the heap being treated like kooks and outliers

[relelvance]

[lelouch]

[memewhore]

[mockwa]

[blackwoolncrown]

congrats lil buddy that’s the worst anyone’s ever done it

[brucebocchi]

bad at drinking milk

[charlottan]

this cat sucks

[gothiero]

fuck your entire life

[givemearmstopraywith]

you are not unloveable you are just sad and a little bit angry. let’s go have some soup

[dogmotif-deactivated20240505]

if you're reading this make sure to tense up some more and ignore your bodys needs

[averagefairy]

i haven’t been able to forget this guy’s look from school of rock ever since i first saw that movie i was only 9 but i knew he was serving

[worrdless]

Demitri Martin once said,

“I saw a guy at a party wearing a leather jacket and I thought, “That is cool.” But then I saw another guy wearing a leather vest and I thought, “That is not cool.” Then I figured it out: ‘Cool’ is all about leather sleeves.””

and you know what? spot on.

[daakureisaiko]

Let us not forget he went on to become a district attorney for Texas.

[shitpostinguniverse]

[trying-to-get-somewhere-real]

[memewhore]

[aflo]

vape nation

[sternen--staub]

occasional posts from users

[hymnsofheresy]

I think one of the most damaging ideologies towards children is the conviction that having children isn’t a calling but a moral obligation.

[hymnsofheresy]

Not to be a crazy radical or anything, but children deserve to be deeply wanted by their parents.

[hymnsofheresy]

Children shouldn’t be a “stage” in life that everyone is obligated to fulfill; childrearing is not for everyone. More importantly, children shouldn’t be state-enforced punishments for “irresponsible” sexual behavior.

Children are people with thoughts and feelings just like the rest of us. They are conscious of the way people treat them. And they can certainly tell when they are unwanted and/or resented.

[riggedbones-moving]

my mouse is. dying

[riggedbones-moving]

@liquidstar i’m afraid taking him somewhere will make it worse… whenever he moves he makes a depressed little cry that sounds a lot like the windows disconnecting noise

[liquidstar]

OH. ILL GO FUCK MYSELF THEN I GUESS.