[monsterinside]

Fav mural

[sleepyhussy]

I’ll be your Megan Kelly if you’ll be my machine gun fox 🥺🤤🤤

[thevampirearchive]

The undead @ jpg ss09

[sketchdeath]

i had a dream that "bald man summer" became a thing on this website and people started making edits of walter white and the guy from mythbusters

[cuntwarehouse]

and with your help, it can become a reality

[sketchdeath]

what hath i wrought

[stevencharleston]

[wannabe-davis]

[butterflypeaflowertea]

every so often i remember this poem by langston hughes & am inconsolable

[saa-33]

I’m at a stage in my life where I just want to be very quiet

[stolentweets]

[hype]

[sleepyhussy]

It’s time to unionize the cam girls

[normal-horoscopes]

A Story In Two Parts

[free-range-tiddies]

May Chauvin's Mother get hit by a truck, Amen.

[free-range-tiddies]

Fuck their entire lineage.

[tiktoks-repost]

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[adhdavinci]

Audio transcript:

Cashier: How's it goin', sir, what can I get for ya?

Customer: [in a sort of slow drawl] We have a full order, whole fam's gonna be gettin' supremes, so... just, are ya ready? [laughs]

Cashier: Yeah, for sure, uh, whenever you're ready.

Customer: We're gonna start things off with Emily. Uh, Emily? [softly] Chocolate? [louder] Uh, she wants chocolate ice cream with rainbow sprinkles. The ice cream is chocolate, the sprinkles are rainbow.

Cashier: Okay, yeah. Didn't need to know the name, but sure, we can do that. Uh, anything else?

Customer: Up next we got the big man Tyler, Tyler? ...Classic. He's gonna go just cookie dough, plain cookie dough, he's a simple man, simple pleasures. [laughs through smile]

Cashier: Fair enough, cookie dough.

Customer: Up next we have my wife, uh, Mommy, what do you want? ...Mommy's gonna have STRAWBERRY - frozen - yogurt, okay.

Cashier: Strawberry froyo for, uh... [gulps] for mommy. Okay, uh, a-anything else?

Customer: [laughs through teeth, continues in sultry voice] Well now... now it's daddy's turn. [laughs] Let's see... (as the camera zooms in on the cashier's face) what does daddy want for cream...?

[theconcealedweapon]

[actualaster]

Where do I sign the petition to replace statues of shitty people with statues of Pikachu

[shaquers]

Sex is cool and all... but it to damn hot out for all that 😩😩😩 you trying to have a water gun 💦🔫 fight or nahhhhh lol

[bythesametolkien]

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The door it opened slowly My father he came in I was nine years old.  And he stood so tall above me His blue eyes they were shining  And his voice was very cold.  He said, “I’ve had a vision  And you know I’m strong and holy I must do what I’ve been told.“  So he started up the mountain  I was running, he was walking And his axe was made of gold.  Well, the trees they got much smaller The lake a lady’s mirror We stopped to drink some wine.  Then he threw the bottle over Broke a minute later  And he put his hand on mine.  Thought I saw an eagle  But it might have been a vulture I never could decide.  Then my father built an altar He looked once behind his shoulder He knew I would not hide.  You who build these altars now  To sacrifice these children You must not do it anymore.  A scheme is not a vision  And you never have been tempted  By a demon or a god.  You who stand above them now,  Your hatchets blunt and bloody,  You were not there before When I lay upon a mountain  And my father’s hand was trembling  With the beauty of the word.  And if you call me brother now,  Forgive me if I inquire, “just according to whose plan?“  When it all comes down to dust  I will kill you if I must I will help you if I can. When it all comes down to dust  I will help you if I must I will kill you if I can.  And mercy on our uniform,  Man of peace or man of war The peacock spreads his fan.

[driflloon]

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