I can't fucking read

Aiden or Mouse he/them 22 I post mainly on Twitter @SleepyMouseKing ! check out my other Tumblr account MouseKing02 where I post my art :>

[meirimerens]

you're telling me this guy's a bouncer? huh... and what does he bounce on, if you don't mind me asking...?

[tgirl-thucydides]

[oysters-aint-for-me]

[thecottageinthedark]

[petermorwood]

You have to listen to the basic melody a while before you start to improvise.

[stuckinapril]

“what’s your five year plan” bro i wake up every day confused by the fact that i’m even alive

[juniebuggle]

hanabi ikizulive sketchbook page 🎇

[ofishal-fish-posts]

wake up in the morning. see picture of blorbo. im not dead and i can still look at pictures of blorbo. it'll be alright as long as i can still look at pictures of blorbo. you agree.

[callizinc]

Oh my god i need to change my life NOW i need to be something else i CAN'T keep living like this (Does nothing) (Does nothing) (Sits there) (Does nothing) (Doesn't move) (Does nothing) (Does nothing) (Does nothing) (Does nothing)

[8nin]

the cool thing about this app is you’re never the craziest one here

[bungerc0re]

it's called a ball python because it is a python(🐍) that ball(🟠)

[contemptible-scoundrel]

nothing in the rules says a python can't play basketball

[fleshdyke]

the funniest thing abt hannibal fans on this site is the way ppl will post screenshots from the show and be like "HIS SLIME 😍😍😍" and the picture is mads mikkelsen looking like this

[fleshdyke]

that is supposed to say smile.

[segamascott]

i think i'll fag out even though it's only monday

[blurryf4ce]

reblog this and in the tags, write the band that comes to mind first when you think back to being 13 years old

[sufjansjoy]

i can no longer tolerate the fallibility of language. let's all punch each other in the head

[medievaljournalist]

forgot to leave a note for my doordasher to bring a blunt weapon to get past the catacomb skeletons so congrats to whichever necromancer is about to get my banh mi i guess

[animeshittalk]

imagine getting this review

[theladyregret]

I guarantee that Monica at the front desk has not been able to live this review down and her coworkers absolutely bring it up regularly.

[solvicrafts-deactivated20250215]

If I were Monica I'd print this review out and frame it

[hitmyvape-deactivated20251006]

i didn’t understand the black eyed peas when i was a child but as an adult they’re a very fascinating group to me. the way will i am talks about partying and the club is like he’s relaying information he received from secondary sources

[hosika]

[innerchildabortionclinic]

every time I see extra virgin olive oil at work I think of that "lightly fucked?" olive oil meme. one sec let me find it

[innerchildabortionclinic]