vapid archer

(infp/virgo/shitposter) my life's a dumpster fire this blog is almost exclusively shitposts and im sorry about that.

[targent]

cant fucking sleep bc wikipedia has separate lists for vampires and for fictional vampires

[mtsodie]

wallace you cant say that

[jasontoddsguns]

“Boromir apologist” he doesn’t have anything to apologize for????? He fell victim to evil ringTM like once. and then immediately redeemed himself. Guys come on.

[fabulous-feanorians]

[screenshot] it was too perfect

[nerdasaurus1200]

Who would make the best Thanksgiving dinner?

Frodo

Sam

Merry

Pippin

Legolas

Aragorn

Gimli

Gandalf

Boromir

Voting ended onDec 5, 2025

[treffyfrinn]

Frodo Baggins Anemia Moodboard

[ginnie-darling]

[erumelde]

[lastoneout]

[lastoneout]

did you know if you have a thrush(a yeast infection in your mouth) you have to take five anti-fungal pills a day for two fucking weeks to get rid of it??? because I do. and I wish I didn't.

[lastoneout]

just realized this is the most "you can tell the userbase of this website is aging" ass meme I have ever made

[lastoneout]

You know what? That's just crazy enough to work!

[lastoneout]

hopital

[lastoneout]

GUESS WHO HAS ANOTHER FUCKING YEAST INFECTION!!

[lastoneout]

GUESS WHO IS YET AGAIN TORMENTED BY YEAST!!!!!

[evilwizard]

New Year’s resolution: listen to sinister amulet more

[wizard-council-bureaucrat]

This thought has been brought to you by: The Sinister Amulet!

And listeners like you~

Thank You!

[evilwizard]

who said that

[andhaveapleasanttomorrow]

this soap dispenser is wide open and vulnerable to the world

[tlotrgifs]

Happy New Year (2026).

[64mpg]

how is everyone feeling today

[64mpg]

alrighty. lets get this bread

[angelicguy]

"Hey man good to see you! SO happy to finally meet up again it's been so crazy at work I just gotta relax hahah"

"Yeah man. When two masters link up, the whole world can't stop them."

"What?"

"No chains can hold two masters"

[medievaljournalist]

the king picked the guy with skull shoulderpads for the court magician job, which is exciting

[nvpengyou]

“are u okay?” no i need more money

[curseworm]

if i dont keep myself productive and/or entertained 24/7 my brain gets up and starts roaming the halls thirsty for blood