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Okay wait, bingyuan role swap au where Binghe is a guy who normally reads stallion novels but he starts reading a danmei web novel by Liu Mingyan

So obviously, Shen Yuan is a half-demon prince raised as a human by his found family brother Shen Jiu. They have a tragic backstory where they grow up on the streets and become slaves yada yada

They escape together, Shen Jiu doesn’t think they’ll make it and tries to wait for Yue Qi but Shen Yuan has less hope and convinces him to run away, and are taken in under a demonic cultivator (Wu Yanzi). While cultivating this way, it’s absolutely wrecking Shen Jiu’s meridians and spiritual visions while Shen Yuan takes to it like a fish to water. Eventually, Shen Jiu starts getting frequent qi deviations because of this. So, they make it to the Immortal Alliance Conference like in Shen Jiu’s backstory and Shen Jiu has a qi deviation and Wu Yanzi attempts to kill him bc power, ya know and Shen Yuan kills him instead. They run in Yue Qi who helps them cover it up and they take Shen Jiu back to the sect.

The deviation leaves Shen Jiu comatose and Shen Yuan becomes a disciple of Qian Cao to try and find a way to wake him up. Obviously he has an abusive peak lord for one reason or another. Or maybe the deviation leads to Shen Jiu becoming horrible idk but either way, Shen Jiu ends up pushing him into the abyss and from there, Shen Yuan starts collecting his harem to try and fill the void and to help him with his demonic stuff (maybe he has Xin Mo but if it was, it wouldn’t be a sword I think)

Edit: he could also be pushed into the abyss at the original immortal alliance conference where Shen Jiu has his deviation or something

And that’s as far as I got for the book. But anyway, Luo Binghe gets so obsessed with it and loves Shen Yuan as a character and thinks he deserves better and when he dies he gets transmigrated and that’s all I got so far but this idea grabbed me by the throat and threatened to kill my family if I didn’t write it down

imagine-to-be-a-pike

since Yue Qingyuan shouldn't use his sword unless he wants to meet shen jiu faster (he wants to but he's too responsible to do it btw) but he can't carry two swords because it's 1. suspicious 2. inconvenient

YUE QINGYUAN WITH A DAGGER YUE QINGYUAN WITH A DAGGER OH MY GOD IMAGINE

he carries it around as a "just in case" and always ends up using it omg i want this so bad

also YUE QINGYUAN WITH BRAID I REAPET YUE QINGYUAN WITH BRAID

depsidase

lambiesvault

Imagine after unlocking the ooc feature, Shen Yuan ditches Shen Jiu's preferred colors and donned HIS preferred ones- pastel pinks and powder blues. Can you imagine the devastation he would be?

56 injured, 7 presumed dead. Sect Leader Yue was seen lighting incense and praying, on his hands and knees with a perfectly arched back. Xian Shu fairies are tryna find the silk supplier because that shade of pink is ethereal. Liu Qingge has been suffering minor qi deviations, in his words "my heart goes really fast and I'm too warm-". Peak Lord Shang can be heard muttering to him "System, that's another one yeah? Too ooc, too deadly!"

Old palace master caught one glimpse and has been sending him highly inappropriate gifts, read, pink lingerie (don't ask me, airplane wrote this shit) to go with his pink robes. OPM has been trying to guess the shade of pink under— *stabbed to death by an anonymous group before he can finish that thought.*

The stallion protagonist is making a list and training hard about this development.

sleepyston3

I love this more than I should tbh...

disgracefulthings

SVSSS AU where Shen Yuan writes a self-insert fanfic about PIDW, starting with Luo Binghe's time on Qing Jing Peak. He does this because he is sick of his little white lotus suffering, and seeing as he had no friends able to support him when he was young, Shen Yuan decides that HE will be the one in that role

He makes his self insert another member of Qing Jing, and rewrites Luo Binghe's childhood to be less doom and gloom. Shen Yuan is there to find his mother's pendant, to hand him medicine after he is bullied or beaten, and helps him cultivate with an actual manual

He posts the fanfic, and everyone who reads it think that he is writing a gay childhood best friend romance, but Shen Yuan denies it and tells everyone that their relationship is purely platonic (no one buys it)

Irl Shen Yuan still dies, but he is actually transmigrated into his self insert character instead of Shen Qingqiu

He awakens after he and Luo Binghe escaped the Abyss (SY's fanfic still has the Abyss scene, but he changed it so LBH doesn't fall in alone), and just about time for Luo Binghe to start gaining wives

But he doesn't. Luo Binghe spends all his time with Shen Yuan (he even forgets about getting revenge on SQQ!), and Shen Yuan is like, ok, this is no longer a stallion novel, but instead a buddy adventure story! Luo Binghe will eventually fall for a lady eventually

But Shen Yuan falls into wife plots and is constantly saved by Luo Binghe, and Luo Binghe keeps telling him how important he is and how much he cares about him (platonically of course!!)

It isn't until aphrodisiacs are involved when he realizes that maybe, just maybe, he accidentally wrote a gay fanfic about him and Binghe

Welp, this is all his fault, so he guess he has to marry him now because that's the only way Binghe will have his happy ending (not seen: sy putting in clown makeup as he thinks this)

sleepyston3

Shen Yuan accidentally uses "/" instead of "&" on AO3

#scum villian self saving system #shen yuan #luo binghe #shen jiu #the abyss

Og!SQQ suffers a qi deviation and Sy transmigrates into his body. As usual. But the qi deviation fucked with the original goods vocal cords!

Therefore Sy can't talk unless he wants to experience extreme pain... So, he just kinda doesn't. Unless the situation really calls for it.

But when he does have to speak it comes out raspy and one can practically hear the pain as he uses his voice.

#luo binghe #shen yuan #shen qingqiu #svsss #mute shen yuan #he somehow wife beams the whole sect without talking #slay

red-garden

The scum villain fandom is kinda like those sealed biosphere jars where the creator sets everything up to survive on its own and comes back in 20 years to see what freaky creatures have evolved

When you're in the shower and think of the perfect post and you just kind of stand there like:

#shower thoughts #the pain is real #rant

I can't be the only one who doesn't want to watch Banana fish because I don't want to ruin my mental health even more...

I've watched too many clips and cried my eyes out

#i'm pathetic #i know i know #bananafish

If men behave like animals, then we treat them like animals.

Snip snip bitch

#mean girls #mini rant

crunchbuttsteak

sleepyston3

First of February... *Sigh*

Imagine if Shen Yuan transmigrated into Meng Mo and how OP Luo Bingbe would be in the abyss. Like:

LBH: Is this edible? *Holding a lion sized animal with spikes as fur*

MM/SY: Yes! This is the 10.000 spike porcupine lion. It might not be very tasty, but its meat is better than that luminous flower frog, we found a few days ago.

And would Luo Bingbe actually call Meng Mo, Shizun? Like he would 100% like Meng Mo more than Shen jiu.

AND then Bingbing would make a body for Meng Mo

Luo Binghe will always be a dilf lover

#meng mo #shen yuan #luo binghe #the abyss #dilf lover lbh lol

Why did LBZ force SQQ to push LBH down into the abyss?

I have thought about it alot and I just can't find an explanation...

Since we know that LBZ wanted LBH to live a happy life then why force him down the abyss? SQQ did NOT want to push his little white lotus down so why force him so much? Also, SQH had to plan the entire Immortal alliance conference.

So much work for a big misunderstanding and for SQQ and LBH to play cat and mouse for an entire book-

PLEASE somebody come up with an idea!

#shen qingqiu #luo binghe #svsss #luo bingzu #whyyyy #poor SQH

Wouldn't it be funny if Shen Yuan finds out that HE'S actually the protagonist and that Luo Binghe is the love interest (read: the wife), and that he has plot armor, protagonist halo etc.

#scum villian self saving system #shen qingqiu #shen yuan #luo binghe