i bet being a fish whips ass. smooth and wet as fuck. well except for the bears
THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO SAVE AS A DRAFT.

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i bet being a fish whips ass. smooth and wet as fuck. well except for the bears
THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO SAVE AS A DRAFT.
dying laughing at this video
[ID: a news article from BBC News World @ BBCWorld titled "Should more British homes be built using straw?". A picture of a wolf behind a keyboard fades in, implying the wolf wrote the article.
end ID.]
[begin video id.
tiktok video showing a black person with the front of their hair cornrowed, with the camera tilted up so we mostly see the top of their head and the white ceiling of the room.
They say, 'my girlfriend's beige flag is the fact that she only wears white and black tees, but every day it takes like 20 minutes to first decide whether she's wearing a white or black t-shirt, and another 20 minutes to decide if she gonna wear her loose fit [starts laughing] or her regular size t-shirt. This -- [camera pans over to the girlfriend in a white t-short, looking bemused, and the speaker starts laughing again and clapping their hands] y'all. Like, [camera pans over to girlfriend again] it's a struggle every day to figure out [speech cut off with laughter].'
The girlfriend says, while the speaker is cackling with laughter, 'you woke up with this on your mind? [said through laughter] what the fuck --'
end video id.]
[ID: a Tweet from a user named "colinbroadmoor.b..." (presumably .bsky.social) @ saikohistory, reading:
"The concept of the "mass audience" has had a largely deleterious influence on art. Create art for at most 30 sickos at a time."
end ID.]
do u remember following prev
no. they just popped up on my dash
yep
yes and i remember why
one thing you’d have to hand it to the british. wanker is such a funny derogatory term to call someone. like don’t trust him bro I heard he’s always jerking his thang messystyle
if i was sisyphus id eat a bit of dirt off the slope every time on my way up until the slope is no longer steep enough for the boulder to roll down. it would be end of suffering in 47 days
if i was atlas id shake the sky up and down to make the laminated wobble sound worldwide every day and piss zeus off enough to kill me or himself
no idea how id cope being prometheus. he died so we can light joints i wish him the best
Favorite Medieval Blunt Weapon?
cudgel
spiked club
mace
flanged mace
maul
war hammer
morningstar
quarterstaff
flail
bec de corbin
other (say what in the tags)
I'm genuinely surprised by these results. I wouldn't have expected some of these to be as high as they are.
Love is in the air 🖤🗡💀
[ID: a tweet from weekend twitr @ WeekendTwitr reading:
"Valentine's Day is so commercial, let's not lose track of the real meaning of this special day
the day native Hawaiians stabbed British Captain James Cook right in his colonizing fucking neck on February 14, 1779 (heart) (heart) (heart)".
end ID.]
"No one can love you until you love yourself" is like the worst possible way of articulating "if you don't respect and value yourself, it's very easy to become attracted to people who don't treat you right and then justify their mistreatment, so be careful."
so THAT'S what it's supposed to mean. that actually makes sense.
The steam library really is the gamers refrigerator. I keep checking to see if there's anything I want to play. I have games. I have plenty of games. There's nothing i want to play
[ID: the "it's been one of those weeks" meme, depicting two fish edited to be clinking together wine glasses. the caption is edited to read
"It's been one of those weeks...
...Pass the erotic cannibalism!!!"
end ID.]
Pokemon fans out there, is there a trainer that you share a name with?
Yes because I named myself after them
Yes there is a character I happen to share my name with
No major character but I know an NPC with my name
I don't know anyone in pokemon I share a name with
I don't know pokemon
other
For me there's no major characters named robin but there's a lass robin on route 3 in frlg
ursa minor, or "bear minimum",
this is what every tiktok screenshot looks like to me
[ID: a cropped picture of a simple face with more detailed, bright blue eyes staring directly at the viewer. above it is text reading: "(text stolen from a tumblr post)". end ID.]
Do you or do you not use makeup and what is the main reason for it?
I do, 'cause I'm not comfortable with my looks without it
I do, 'cause I like the way I look with it (but I'm okay without it too)
I do, 'cause it's a way for me to express myself
I do, 'cause [insert an explanation]
I don't, cause I like my looks just the way I am
I don't, 'cause I would feel uncomfortable to look different than I naturally do
I don't, 'cause I'm allergic / otherwise medically unable to use makeup
I don't, 'cause I don't want to waste money on it
I don't, 'cause [insert an explanation]
This question is not relevant to me
Just show me the results
Edit: sensory issues can be counted under "otherwise medically unable to" if you feel that to be appropriate
after recently gaining access to my medical records, i am mystified to discover that instead of recording my regular t-shot as "sustanon injection, intramuscular" (as is standard), the doctor i saw last week chose to record it as "problem: gender. history: ongoing."