Bureaucracy of Slenderbeings

Collect our paperwork, or be fired from your job at the Slender-Bureaucracy

[slender-bureaucracy]

Bureaucracy Masterpost

This is a government issued emergency masterpost, to be replaced with a more permanent version at a later date.

Slender Blogs List 1 can be found here

Slender Blogs List 2 can be found here

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Paperwork will be answered in time, however the slendergovernment is busy as all government are, and may take have a substantial delay respond to said paperwork that you have submitted for review.

This also goes for being added to a BOA List. If not added within two weeks, feel free to resubmit your bid to be recognized by the Slender Bureaucracy. The previous bid may have accidentally been overlooked.

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#Paperwork is used to tag Asks

#Citizen Submission is used to tag Post Submissions

#Slenderposting is used to tag regular shenanigans

#Not Bureaucracy is used to tag OOC posts

#Slendereblog is used to tag reblog posts

This is a gimmick blog. No discourse will be tolerated.

[gummybird]

Why tf does slenderman even want masky nd hoody to be working for him like. Are they his accountants what are the vibes

[javaskullz]

You js say things

[gummybird]

Find my 8 tax write offs

[kingcatnine]

found my stupid papers

[kingcatnine]

slenderman

[realest-slenderman]

hi

[eviler-slenderman]

Yo

[kingcatnine]

are there any other slendermen I should know about

[eviler-slenderman]

100+ Slendermen, Actually

[discourse-slenderman]

You should see @slender-bureaucracy ‘s 2 lists

[slender-bureaucracy]

I want you to make @green-slenderman the main green slender man and demote the other guy

Stares.

[redwhiteblackandgreen-slenderman]

guys. they’re not able to update the first list don’t bother slender bureaucracy we’re chill

[slender-bureaucracy]

I want you to make @green-slenderman the main green slender man and demote the other guy

Stares.

[slender-bureaucracy]

HELLO MORTAL

IT IS I, THE IMMORTAL EMPEROR OF SLENDKIND, SPEAKING TO YOU PSYCHICALLY FROM THE FUTURE

I WOULD LIKE TO BE OFFICIALLY RECOGNISED

THANK YOU

PS SORRY FOR THE NOISE I CANT LOWER THE VOLUME OF MY PSYCHIC MESSAGES. - @emperor-of-slendkind

Thank you for submitting your paperwork like all citizens are requited to.

[slender-bureaucracy]

I’m just now realizing I never actually registered as a slitizen..

can I be legal now?

-@discourse-slenderman

Handing you a certificate of existence. Recognized

[slender-bureaucracy]

Can i join one of the lists? I can give you the whole rundown of the character if you need.

- @slenderbrows

Not the boss, but I can say yes. Just uh, I gotta make sure the post still works

[sir-qwillian-ferne]

HECKIN SLENDLR HEIGHT CHART BOISSSS

IN ORDERRRR

2'0 - @slenderdawg 3'2 - @defense-slenderman 4'5 - @aliceinslenderland 5'1 - @legallyblondeslenderman 5'4 - @discourse-slenderman 5'5 - @slender-hero 5'5 - @bitchless-slenderman 5'5 - @transgender-slenderman 5'6 - @flirtatious-slenderman (Minimum) 5'9 - @lawyer-slenderman 6'2 - @slenderman-and-the-tapeworms 6'4 - @canadian-slenderman 6'9 - @slenderofclubs 6'10 - @slenderofdiamonds 6'11 - @author-slenderman 6'11 - @aerialsilkslender 7'0 - @flowerslender 7'8 - @slenderjester (Minimum) 8'0 - @eviler-slenderman 8'6 - Flirtatious again (Maximum) 8'7 - @forgetful-slenderman 8'7 - @selfcare-slenderman 8'7.5 - @poet-slenderman 8'8.5 - @trendermanthepoet 8'9 - @princess-slenderman 8'10 - @lemon-slendeman 9'0 - @poet-splendorman 9'0 - @pinkslenderman 9'1 - @prince-slenderman 9'2 - @extremely-bendy 9'7 - @aroorchid-slenderman 10'0 - @robot-slenderman 11'0 - @absurdly-tall-offendy 11'11 - Slenderjester again (Maximum) 15'0 - @absurdly-tall-slendy 15'4.5 - @icelandic-slenderman

god thats a lot

[sir-qwillian-ferne]

tumblr hates me lets try again

@slender-hero @bitchless-slenderman @transgender-slenderman @lawyer-slenderman @slenderman-and-the-tapeworms @canadian-slenderman @slenderofdiamonds @author-slenderman @eviler-slenderman @forgetful-slenderman @selfcare-slenderman @trendermanthepoet @princess-slenderman @lemon-slendeman @pinkslenderman @extremely-bendy @aroorchid-slenderman @robot-slenderman @absurdly-tall-offendy @absurdly-tall-slendy @icelandic-slenderman

[sir-qwillian-ferne]

why cant i tag more than five people

@canadian-slenderman @slenderofdiamonds @author-slenderman @eviler-slenderman @forgetful-slenderman

[slenderjerma]

Fantastic information for catalog for the N-Corp data base.

[sir-qwillian-ferne]

You're not allowed to do that until you give me your height

[slenderjerma]

...

I am 5 foot, 9 and 1/4 inches.

[slender-bureaucracy]

Stealing this for when the boss comes back

[nightshade-the-demon-deactivate]

I want to _____ you.

[uncaging-the-chaos-deactivated2]

reblog and see what your followers say

Interesting..

[eye4aye-blog]

I’VE LITERALLY HAVE NEVER DONE ANYTHING TO YOU PEOPLE

[willemscream]

I was just reblogging for the above post I didn’t think I’d get any

[dutchster]

apparently you guys want to do a lot of different things with/to me

[eerie-was-i-deactivated20250218]

Okay, guys. Go ahead. I know what’s coming.

[pomegranateandivy-deactivated20]

*cautiously reblogs this*

[kikokay-k-deactivated20220521]

I’m gonna have an empty ask box…Aren’t I? *rolls on floor*  

[plateapus]

Go for it :)

[totallytesco]

Go insane

[the-clockwork-choir]

Feral, even.

[yahooo-official]

i wish to know what you would do

[slender-bureaucracy]

I'm curious about this actually

[slender-bureaucracy]

please make me (@green-slenderman) the main green slenderman and demote @greenslenderman to the “other green slenderman”

Unfortunately, if you were listed on the first Blog List post, that post is no longer able to be edited. It has broken and, when edited, no changes ever save. I apologize for this inconvenience.

[redwhiteblackandgreen-slenderman]

fuck

[slender-bureaucracy]

Yeah, I really gotta figure out how to get a dynamic list up and running, sorry about that.

[slender-bureaucracy]

please make me (@green-slenderman) the main green slenderman and demote @greenslenderman to the “other green slenderman”

Unfortunately, if you were listed on the first Blog List post, that post is no longer able to be edited. It has broken and, when edited, no changes ever save. I apologize for this inconvenience.

[slender-bureaucracy]

*finger guns* i exist.

~ @lawyer-slenderman

Acknowledged. Your paperwork will be processed as soon as it reaches our department. Thank you for taking the time to register.

[slender-bureaucracy]

Slender-bureaucracy!

I may have accidentally encroached on your territory... I thought of what i was doing as separate, like you make laws and have a more broad role organizing the slenderheads, births, deaths, happenings as well as keeping track/keeping lists of all the blogs. Me I was just thinking of my blog more like a little informal yearbook/burn book.

Please accept my apologies for not consulting with you and filing paperwork first 🙏 I hope I haven't offended yall :(

- @slenderdirectory

Of course not! You would have functioned separately, in a different capacity from us. The government is large and its functions are varied. We simply would have worked in different areas.

It is a shame to see you have departed so early, though. We wish you the best.

[slender-bureaucracy]

i am @robloxslenderman

is this where i join the slenderman official group ive been looking ever since stop it, slender came out and ######## ### #### ## #### ##

I have not heard of these two things, but yes. This is the Slender Bureaucracy, and we will process the Blog Recognition paperwork you have submitted.

[slender-bureaucracy]

Whats ur favorite color?

Beige, like the walls the Bureaucracy works within.

[slenderdirectory]

Wait yall I'm sorry I didn't mean to steal the slender bureaucracy's thang, is this too similar?

[spenderman]

the bureaucracy is our governing force, while you are more of an archive holding information about us

[slendermanager]

Slendermanagement and the @slenderdirectory are simply arms of the @slender-bureaucracy to help the slenderverse operate smoothly.

Keep up the great work.

[poet-slenderman]

Good government is rarely just a single entity. It needs different components to function effectively.

[slendermanager]

Slenderchecks and balances.

[slender-bureaucracy]

This is a correct statement. There are many arms of the slendergovernment, you simply act as another.