NO ONE OUTPIZZAS THE H U T

pro endo willogenic system of 11 (and 2 halves). divinekin, robotkin, fictionkin, they/he. previous names include pizza-hut-official and The-Coffee-Combee-Collective.

[depsidase]

[gobelindoll]

im rereading project hail mary already dont judge

[destiny34u]

Post from X🫶

[goddisposez]

hold up why is the beatles’ music actually fire

[goddisposez]

how did they get the words to crawl up the screen like that

[niyana-the-ambiguous-mobian]

Give it up to Cobra Bubbles regaining his composure and going back to business with Nani after having Stitch randomly chuck a heavy ass book at his face like that.

He probably was fuming by the time he got into his car after his shades became a casualty of the attack.

[ramblinseahorsey]

"Thus far you have been adrift in the sheltered harbor of my patience" is the most amazing line what the fluff. We don't just forget how clever the screenplay was comedy wise and profound emotionally, it often did both at once my goodness

[ivy-michaels]

Underrated take on one of my favorite movies that I refuse to let you leave in the tags

[genderkoolaid]

cis people are wayyyy too damn comfortable with making jokes about men getting pregnant. and frankly so are other trans people.

[genderkoolaid]

idk what trans man/transmasc needs to hear this but no you are not in on the joke. 9/10 when somebody makes an mpreg joke they are not laughing with you. they aren't even really laughing at you. they are laughing at a caricature of you. they know what a trans man is and yet have so little care about trans men that their first thought when it comes to pregnant men is the hilarity of a cis man being feminized (often forcefully) and how amusingly grotesque or amusingly erotic they find it. you are not in on the joke. you were never in on the joke.

[genderkoolaid]

like. :( this was a funny episode otherwise but this was just really uncomfortable and upsetting to see. especially since i know dropout cuts out certain prompts in editing for a lot of reasons, so this promot went through so many different steps and nobody brought up how this might come across? or nobody thought it was bad enough? and i kept waiting for the contestants (one of whom literally is genderqueer!) to work into their jokes something make it clearly about cis men or smth, but. no. and how am i supposed to take that y'know?

[genderkoolaid]

i think my biggest problem is that these jokes boil down to "isn't it so WEIRD that a man is pregnant/has breasts???? isn't that so STRANGE?????" and whether you take that the route of "this is funny because its disgusting/disturbing" or "this is funny because its extremely erotically charged, often in a way tied to humiliation/control" you are deriving comedy from the idea of a trans/intersex man's body just. existing naturally. there is no greater depth it is just "wouldn't it be funny if a man was female in some way? but still identifiably masculine but in a way that has been corrupted by the sexual embarrassment of the most stereotypically female act? isn't that amusing?" and at worst its another example of how, when people try to get one over on cis men through the route of gendered/sexed humor, it frequently relies on leveraging trans & intersex men as examples of a man at his most failed, embarrassing, sexually dominated. and the worst part is again that there's not even a cursory attempt to diffuse this charge by the comedians making these jokes, there isn't any acknowledgement of what they are talking about. it's like anyone who's ostensibly a trans ally enters this pocket universe where trans and intersex men don't exist whenever one of these jokes comes around. and how am i supposed to feel about this!!!!!!!!!!!!

[genderkoolaid]

also its funny that the only time I have ever seen any meaningful public outrage about these jokes was towards Lil Nas X with his Industry Baby promotional stuff. which i frankly didn't even mind. because while obviously there was an element of "man pregnant!! how strange!!" because of Society, but to me the humor was primarily "a literal reference to the album title" + "i have a new album coming out, so i am depicting myself as literally pregnant with my new album." if he had been a cis woman, it still could've been funny, because there was more to it than just the shock factor of him being a man (although that is mostly how people took it).

but yeah. the only time ive ever seen anyone get any meaningful pushback against these kinds of jokes, was when it could be used to "call out" a Black GNC gay man who was already getting a ton of homophobic hate. how interesting.

[genderkoolaid]

"boypreggers" "boyvulating" "boybortion" do you know that a black trans men had the cops called on him because he went to an OB/GYN? or how a black trans man had doctors try to pressure him into getting an abortion, on top of other racist and transphobic medical mistreatment that caused him to have a mental breakdown and develop PTSD after giving birth? or how a black trans man was arrested for shoplifting because he was pregnant and they assumed his baby bump was stolen clothes? or that a pregnant trans man had to jump out of an uber with his wife and run away from the car because the driver was threatening him for being a pregnant man? or how a pregnant trans man was murdered by his abusive husband and misgendered across the news? do you think about any of this ever? do you remember your mpreg obsession when you start talking about reproductive rights or do you immediately start talking about "men controlling women's bodies" without a hint of fucking irony? has your fetishization and mockery of male pregnancy actually translated into any meaningful support for men who can get pregnant?

& i wanna make this crystal clear my point is not "everyone who makes these jokes knowingly is doing it to mock trans men." many people who make these jokes DO think they are doing it in xyz totally lighthearted unrelated to trans men way you think justifies this. my point is that no matter what people think these jokes are about, they are indicative of how we think about and engage with the reality of trans and intersex men. at the very least i want people to think twice before they throw around these jokes like there's no deeper meaning here.

[dragongutsixofficial]

The comment under my The Mysterious Island audiobook go crazy

TRANSLATION:

Commenter A : Making glass with beach sand lol, Victor Hugo really takes his readers for idiots.

Commenter B: Jules Verne.

And I love that this implies that:

1- this person listened to 8+ hours of audiobook without knowing who the author was

2- they listened to 8+ hours of these guys pulling the Most Improbable Shit Ever™ starting with hot balloon theft in the middle of a hurricane and their suspension of incredulity snapped at the type of sand they used to make glass

Also I feel like this could be an incorrect quote in itself

[depsidase]

[the-pomnisuitjax]

I hate jax jsjsjsjsjsjsjsjsjsjsjs

[cheeto8]

Pearl is in fact the centre of the universe confirmed

[9ieme]

the twelve most terrifying words in the english language are: i'm from the government and i'm here to torture you to death

[javascript-official]

Wrong? The twelve most terrifying words in the English language are:

Skeleton

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[daily-pinks-body-pronouns]

inspired by blogs like @daily-kris-pronouns-reminder @daily-titan-pronouns-reminder @daily-thrash-pronouns-reminder , mew!

♡♡♡

[sleepyappleidiot]

Pink Sprites

(all of these are official and from the deltarune fandom page!) [I love her so much ><]

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

One of my favorite thing I’ve learned about animals studies is that you should avoid using colorful leg bands when you’re banding birds because you can accidentally completely skew the data because female birds prefer males with colorful bands

Apparently if you put a red band on a male red wing blackbird his harem size can double

So like you can completely frick up the natural reproduction of a group of birds by giving a guy a bracelet so stylish that females CANNOT resist him

[volcanokids]

Me, putting a red bracelet on the leg of a male red wing blackbird: ON GOD we gonna get u some pussy bro

[jordisstigander]

I remember reading a study where researchers realized that female birds of a certain species preferred males with a darker breast. So they created what they literally called a “Super-Sexy Male” by catching a male and coloring his chest with a marker. They then ran dna tests on the eggs in the area.

Previously when the researchers had run these tests, they found a certain amount of infidelity was common for these birds. Somewhere around 10% of eggs were fathered by males who were not the primary mates of females.

After the advent of the Super Sexy Male, however, stuff got crazy in bird world. Infidelity skyrocketed, with upwards of 25% of ALL EGGS in the area being fathered by this specific male. Furthermore, his mate’s eggs were 100% his.

This is just insane to me. Just imagine you’re living your bird life when suddenly somebody scribbles on Dave’s chest and the ladies can’t stop throwing themselves at them. It’s stupid that we theoretically can wreck this kind of havoc on an ecosystem.

[moral-autism]

This is increasing my belief that we live in an era of unparalleled male bowerbird sexiness, not going to lie.

[tanadrin]

*me, eyeing the alien xenologists observing humanity in orbit* gosh, i hope no alien scientist decides to randomly turn me into a big tittied goth chick–

[pics-that-make-you-go-hmm]

[fluff-a-fluffs]

Omg this looks like some sort of Fairytale Horror; like, a town with trees that have missing pets or people etched into them- coming off naturally enough to be dismissed as bark/tree discolouration

[questions-within-questions]

The framing of this image is just perfect subtle horror. 

[squareenix-official-deactivated]

Chill it’s a pole

[spider-hands-mannos-deactivated]

you missed the tree entirely didnt you buddy

[squareenix-official-deactivated]

HOLY SHIT WHAT THE FUCK

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[queerautism]

Some people really believe trans men are doing something wrong by transitioning, and they also think they can believe that and at the same time not be transphobic 😂😭

[anonymous-pancakes-and-waffles]

I think:

"Gooseworx has a history of offensive behavior that she has yet to address, and she absolutely deserves criticism for it", and "Transmisogyny has inflated the amount of hate and backlash Gooseworx has faced, as cis men (and cis women, though less commonly) who have done similar (and sometimes worse) things consistently face less severe backlash" are opinions that can (and should) co-exist.

I hope I phrased this coherently. She absolutely deserves to be called out on her racist and misogynistic behavior, especially since she has yet to properly address it. But transmisogyny is also heavily affecting the amount of backlash she's getting.

I'm white and not affected by transmisogyny, so if you're more versed on these subjects feel free to add your own thoughts.