[sugar & poison]

environmentalist. forester. minneapolis.

[scienceampersandfantasy]

[emmersdrawberry]

If you ever question the depths of depravity available to you in Skyrim please refer to this story;

I am unable to finish the Thieves Guild quest because I accidentally killed an essential quest npc. Erikur in Solitude, you probably know him because his sister wont shut up about it. Erikur was the last quest giver I needed to become the master of the Thieves Guild. He is suppose to be essential, as in he cannot be killed ever because important npc is important. 

‘So where is he?’ I hear you asking.

He is gone. 

Gone into my characters tummy. You see, I was fooling around with the glorious weapon that is the Wabbajack and happened to turn Erikur into a sweetroll….and then I ate him. I ate Erikur. He’s gone forever. Into my tummy. 

I glitched out a main questline because I turned a man into a sweetroll and then I c o n s u m e d  h i m.

[aur-eliaa]

[dankxsinatra]

There are consequences for your vore fetish, next lesson

[somecutething]

Okay….big jump….NOW!

[st-just]

Hero.

[allthingshyper]

If you look up power move in the dictionary, you get this story

[lfeellike]

god bless this man

[imgaynurse]

[smatter-deactivated20220909]

Why does this remind me of spy kids 3 game over

[tastefullyoffensive]

It’s October! You know what that means... 🎃 (via kxvo)

[queerlyglittering]

all my life I’ve somehow only ever seen the gifs of this. I never even knew that the pumpkin man was dancing to the Ghostbusters theme. This whole thing is so much better than I ever could have expected from the gifs omg

[the-unlucky-thirteen]

Being raised without stability really fucks with your head, you’re forever trying to figure out a person’s “pattern“ to see how you have to approach them, whether they’re in a good mood and it’s safe, or if they’re in a bad mood and you have to be careful or maybe avoid them altogether, just because those who raised you could never keep a consistent emotional reaction

[humansoflatecapitalism]

[sushinfood]

it is absolutely insane that this is cgi

[ashashi-corner]

My profession is amazing????

Like dude that sand alone is stunning

[impossiblerebelblaze]

I love these kinds of videos because they’re super impressive but also the dumbest things and always make me laugh my ass off

[contac]

[nikocat]

my furry ass when the werewolf pulls out his knot

[deathclawboyfriend-deactivated2]

[hello-copter]

halloween

OR

pride month 2: electric spookaloo

[nessa007]

PREACH

[wreathedinscales]

Andy Samberg is what now

[kitkat30]

this bread tiny

yeast

[ana-logical]

it made me laugh in an unholy fashion at four in the goddamn morning, so here, have this.

[melonmemes]

[hiddenskyrim]

To answer the age-old Skyrim question, “How the hell did they not notice that?”

[funnypages]

The Gravity Falls comic looks awesome.

[reysplendent]

Hi, I’m Julia Morris.

[wolg-fang]

Me introducing myself

[mitski-miyawakis]

I actually might’ve just fallen in love with her nsidjdj

[shaolinbynature]

I want complete backstory for every single alias she gave

[whoopsrobots]

College has me so fucked up. Some kid just told me that our final assignments are due in fifteen minutes and my first reaction was acceptance. I don’t even have anything to hand in, it’s worth 30% of my mark and I was just ready to embrace the void. Wasn’t even relieved when he said he was kidding. Nobody can touch this. I’ve surpassed this mortal plane