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So that first episode had me in my feels... I'm so excited I had to tell someone lol I just finished the book and it's all so fresh in my mind and I feel like I lost precious time where I didn't know this beauty exists and I'm ugh.... I'm so soft for them. I hope you're having an amazing weekend!

HI SO ITS BEEN UHHH TWENTY DAYS I’m so sorry I just haven’t been on tumblr at all ;-;

YES THE DONGHUA......god I’m so excited aaaaaaaaaa

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Pei Ming: It'll be fun! We'll make it a boy's day. Come on, you punk bitch.

Shi Wu Du: I can't believe I have to say this: I don't have time to get tested for STIs with you tomorrow.

Xie Lian: Come on...support your boy...he's nervous.

Shi Wu Du: Pei Ming once fed me pepper spray without my knowledge.

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sorry i was late

THANK U @incorrecthobquotes your blog is so funny and entertaining i love it :D

reposting bc the edits i made didn't get saved oops

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idk if I'll actually do it but can i draw these quotes and post the comics on Instagram? i dont post on tumblr and i dont know your rules about posting on other platforms.

Yes!!! Feel free to drop links if you do :D

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Xie Lian: *gets a paper cut*

Hua Cheng, under his breath: Hasn't he been through enough?

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anyone whenever xie lian mentions anything about his lifestyle: your highness, you live like this?

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I know that tgcf doesn't have any explicit content but is it like,,,, fluff? Like, am I gonna have my heart melted like when I read mdzs? Is the couple gonna he really cute and all that stuff? 🥺💓 I'm starting to read it and I wanted to know that 🥺🤲🏻

It’s been a w h i l e but from what I remember. It’s more hurt/comfort and angst? They are very cute it’s just that there’s a lot of bad stuff that happens skdndksks

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Shi Wu Du: How long are we going to let him do that?

Ling Wen: [pinching the bridge of her nose] Just- just give him a minute.

Pei Ming: [pushing on a door that is clearly labeled ‘pull’]

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Xie Lian: This guy has been bothering me.

Hua Cheng: Kill him.

Xie Lian: No.

Hua Cheng, softer: I kill him for you?

Xie Lian: San Lang, no.

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Hello, I have a question, and it's perfectly okay to say no, I see why you might. Is it okay to repost your quotes on Archive of our Own, giving you full credit?

I would prefer it if you didn’t? Feel free to use them in fics and stuff, but reposting them seems kind of weird

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[At the zoo]

Shi Wu Du: So, what are they in for?

Ling Wen: This isn't a prison.

Shi Wu Du: So they can leave?

Ling Wen: Well, no, but—

Pei Ming, pointing at a penguin: I bet that one killed somebody.

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He Xuan: What are you doing?

Hua Cheng: Offering moral support.

He Xuan: You have morals?

Hua Cheng: No, but I support gege, who does.

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Xie Lian: *hands Hua Cheng a bottle of water*

Hua Cheng: Thanks gege, what's this for?

Xie Lian: Shi Qing Xuan mentioned something about you getting thirsty around me?

Hua Cheng: *chokes on water*

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Shi Qing Xuan: I’m actually concerned for boys who complain about how different girls look without makeup. Like, did you think eye shadow permanently alters a girl's eyelid? Are you frightened when people change clothes?

Ling Wen: Babies have no concept of object permanence.

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Feng Xin: Mu Qing, dianxia isn't here. That means-

Mu Qing: Ok but I didn't ask.

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Xie Lian: How long until you stop being a bastard?

Bai Wuxiang: Three, maybe four.

Xie Lian:

Xie Lian: ....four what? Years? Months.

Bai Wuxiang: Maybe five.