Stumpy Town, USA

My name is Brad. 25. Minneapolis. Gay. Taken :^/. Super Jewish. My life consists of eating a lot of cheese, drinking a lot of coffee, and memes. Music is cool, I guess. My butt is my best quality! 🔥🅱️🔥

[theworsethingsgettheharderifight]

when you're a landlord & your residents are evil idk I never played the game

[catchymemes]

[westerncrib]

[tempestadd]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[catchymemes]

[westerncrib]

[tempestadd]

[coughloop]

[leighalanna]

[carnival-phantasm]

[bunniope]

[bunney]

its illegal to be cuter than me

[sneevee]

We’re all going to jail then

[bunney]

[thebootydiaries]

Me after realizing the fbi man watching through my webcam has seen me without hijab and now he has to marry me

[tchaikovskaya]

why am i nostalgic for my teenage years bitch i didnt even have fun !!!

[ilovedookie]

Yeah but your back didn’t hurt

[tchaikovskaya]

[shelly-johnson]

The Cheetah Girls (2003) // The Silence of the Lambs (1991)

[corporatebigwig]

What the fuck asidjdksd

[catchymemes]

[mysharona1987]

[new-bitch-who-dis]

So the US Army started streaming again

[theirisianprincess]

“We’re fixing up this spaceship that belongs to our new friend Meap.”

“Meap, he’s the most adorable thing in the world.”

“Really? Are you sure there’s nothing, or no one that’s more adorable?“

“No, not a chance.”

[theirisianprincess]

PART 2

“Okay. I jury-rigged Ferb’s old GPS device, to create a cute tracker.”

“It locks on to the cutest thing in the area,”

“so it should lead us right to Meap.”

“Let’s see if we can get a signal.“

“Got something!”

“Oh, that’s probably me. Sorry.”

“No. It’s three miles in that direction.”

[theirisianprincess]

Part 3

“Isabella, want to come with me and help me find Meap?“

“Sure!”

“I still haven’t gotten my”

“‘you wouldn’t know cute if it bit your legs off’“

“accomplishment badge.”

“Cool!”

“Let’s go!”

[theirisianprincess]

Part 4

“Hmm, I’m having trouble picking up his cute signal.”

“Phineas, since you obviously won’t figure this out on your own,“

“I think I’m the one causing the cute interference.“

“Don’t be silly Isabella.”

“I took into account your cuteness, and adjusted the cute-meter settings accordingly from the beginning.”

“See, look what happens when I change it back to normal.”

Bonus Depiction Of Me Right Now:

[theirisianprincess]

Part 5 (from a different episode)

“So, do I know romance or what?”

“what.”

“I said, do I know romance or-”

“I heard you.”

[theirisianprincess]

Part 6 (this time with Candace)

“So that’s Uncle Phineas and Ferb as kids?“

“That’s right.”

“And that girl looks like Aunt Isabella.“

“Did you hear that? Aunt Isabella!”

“That means I’m gonna marry Phineas!”

“Or Ferb.”

*clicks tongue*

[generallemarc]

We didn’t deserve this show

[turtledoggo]

Local kids brutally murder a girl they know

[azaleatown]

Shut up about uhhh um.... Hm. Not sure what to be upset about today

[luxatoid-deactivated20200723]

chipped

[abreathofatmosphere]

Man, this is such a perfect analogy. “Chipped”… Just damaged enough for it to show at times, but not nearly broken enough to warrant fixing. And so often does the chipped cup turn itself to show its undamaged side.

[arc-hammer]

someone put it in words

[urlocalfrogmammy]

i love this. this is a beautiful way of setting out how a lot of people feel

[l0std1adem]