the Hootsman, holding Angus’ hammer : hey Proletius, what do you call this?
Proletius : the hammer of glory?
Hoots : ok cool, Ralathor, what do you call it?
Ralathor : the glory hammer
Hoots : cool cool cool.
Hoots : (turns to Angus)
Hoots : now tell them what you call it
Angus : …
Angus : glorious laser powered goblin smasher thunder striking wizard thrasher heavy metal darklord crasher legendary hammer made of steel
















