there's a new lazy oaf drop and i can almost guarantee that phil will buy and wear, in the next couple of days, the button up with the huge ass picion printed on it
i feel like he won't be super excited about the colour but the pigeon might convince him still
sidenote dan would probably hate the design of this condiments shirt but spiritually he needs it lol
alternatively phil can get the condiments shirt and dan can get the pigeon one and they'll fit their own aesthetics while both looking like they're extremely unsubtly trying to seduce the other by wearing a massive fuckoff picture of something they love on their tits