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terfs please interact 😍😍

[yourdeargatsby]

honestly, i am tired of seeing "if you talk about harry potter you're going to hell!" shit on my fyp. I hate JKR with a violent passion. I have spread smear campaigns against her. But this continues, so here's an okay list of what is okay and not okay to do when it comes to harry potter, in my valuable opinion (vetted by my dearest trans friend) It is OKAY to :

read fanfiction

have nondigital conversations about gay people in harry potter

make fanart that in no way benefits or donates money to JKR

have digital but private conversations about gay people in harry potter

write fanfiction

It is NOT OKAY to :

collect items in which most proceeds go to JKR

endorse HP publicly and loudly, in a way that benefits her horrible agendas

talk about Harry Potter and convince other people to buy copies to read it. (PIRATE THE BOOKS)

endorse ships that are toxic to the community, or hetero a homo ship (such as those fem!harry x character ships) or vice versa

endorse any pedophilia or grooming content in the community (tomarry, snarry etc)

put down a queer person because you mindlessly believe a bitch

And as per my (trans) friend : This is your friendly reminder that if you accidentally or unknowingly buy something or support JKR, you're not a horrible person. A trans person is not going to die because you bought that chocolate frog. People make mistakes. Much love,

Melnie and Prince.

[slimegargoylee]

What about my JK Rowling Self Insert fic?

[status-quo-hater]

I liked Harry Potter as a child. I do not like Harry Potter anymore. This is because JK Rowling is a heinous piece of shit. You can do the same.

[slimegargoylee]

Heinously attractive maybe

[my-castles-crumbling]

My new goal is to write at least 1,084,170 word of harry potter fanfic because the original series is that long and if I write more than that I can actually say I have written more about the characters than JKR and logically know them better than she does.

(Currently at 686,833)

[slimegargoylee]

Instead, you will just write about the amazing woman who wrote them. Maybe make it spicy 😏

[elasticveins]

Something I’ve noticed

[slimegargoylee]

I don't write ANYTHING Harry Potter. Only self insert between Joanne and I! It's wonderful. She's everything I ever wanted

[infectiouspiss]

does everyone who "stands with" jk rowling not know that she'd throw you under the bus to further her own agenda? she hates women and just wants to control people, specifically women, she's been doing a great job of controlling women, look at how many she's made into spiteful bigots who've lost friends and family because of their "beliefs". she's isolated you by pretending she would be your friend, she wouldn't be your friend unless you were filthy rich. you're too poor for her. you're a poor loner with no friends, and she made you like that.

all your rambling about how women are always going to be victimised by men and you can't see that a woman is the one who's hurt you the most.

[slimegargoylee]

She's more than a friend to me 😏 Much, much more...

[adharathestara]

Joanne rowling is a twat, a shitbag, a shithead, a wanker, a dick, a bitch, a hoe, a motherfucker, an arsehole, a wee shite, a whore, a slag, a right old plonker, a bastard, a pair of bollocks, a son of a bitch (sorry, daughter you transphobic minge rowling), a cock, a Penis, a tit, a dickhead, a pissface, a fanny flap, a knob, a cunt, a nonce, a bellend, a pussy, a slut, a skank, a munter, a prick, an ugly cow, a dirty little bugger, a clapped sod, a rat and a fucking idiot, and so is everybody that defends her.

[slimegargoylee]

HOW DARE YOU! How dare you! How dare you talk about my beautiful wife like that! YOU TAKE IT ALL BACK NOW!

[pocket-deer-belly]

Even if your transfem friends say they’re fine with being called bro they’d probably still prefer being adressed using feminine language. They might be afraid to tell you. Just call her girl.

[slimegargoylee]

I'd never call her bro. She's my queen. Her and her sweet feet

[anarchautistic]

This may be controversial but prisons are bad and we shouldn't do that to people

[slimegargoylee]

What about a prison in your mind? All I can think about is her

[kropotkindersurprise]

It's kinda impressive how Israel has wanted to do this for decades now, and this is literally the worst time in like 40 years that they could have done this.

Trump is incredibly unreliable, and has just alienated every single US ally. He's distracted by a huge and escalating internal insurrection and incredibly unpopular. Democrats will now probably rally to Israel's and Trump's side, but I dont think they have much support left among the general population.

A majority of Europeans, even in GERMANY, support an arms embargo on Israel. They have never been more isolated. I guess that's why they're doing this attack now, hoping to rally their Western allies despite all those facts.

May we see the end of Israel in our lifetimes. This possiblity is getting more real every single day. May the Iranian people be spared too much destruction by the genocidal Israelis. Death to Israel. Glory to the martyrs. Free Palestine.

[slimegargoylee]

Really stupid post. Can you post more about JK Rowling's feet? I liked those posts

[queerstudiesnatural]

greta thunberg, liam cunningham, rima hassan, and everyone else on that ship, thank you, and i hope you succeed. i really hope you succeed. you know what you are risking, and i wish for you to come back safely, having done what you set out to do.

[slimegargoylee]

And JK Rowling - Let me at those toes! 😍

[satan-offical]

I really hope JK Rowling knows Tumblr hates her. I want her to know Tumblr hates her.

[slimegargoylee]

I love her. Do you know of any stories that involve JK Rowling's toes?

[slimegargoylee]

Should I write slash fiction between you and her or what

Please send it to me. I would appreciate if you could include my love of her feet, but it's not necessary

[satan-offical]

I really hope JK Rowling knows Tumblr hates her. I want her to know Tumblr hates her.

[slimegargoylee]

Not this tumblr. I love JK Rowling more than anything

[slimegargoylee]

Holy shit I hope you're a satire blog

Nope. Just mommy issues 😅

[thetimelordbatgirl]

Not gonna lie, JK Rowling making it clear she doesn't understand romantic relationships unless sex is involved somehow explains a-lot about her inability to write romance in her books.

[slimegargoylee]

She knows a lot about both. Ask me how I know 😉

[infectiouspiss]

does everyone who "stands with" jk rowling not know that she'd throw you under the bus to further her own agenda? she hates women and just wants to control people, specifically women, she's been doing a great job of controlling women, look at how many she's made into spiteful bigots who've lost friends and family because of their "beliefs". she's isolated you by pretending she would be your friend, she wouldn't be your friend unless you were filthy rich. you're too poor for her. you're a poor loner with no friends, and she made you like that.

all your rambling about how women are always going to be victimised by men and you can't see that a woman is the one who's hurt you the most.

[slimegargoylee]

Not true...me and Joanne have a fantastic relationship full of love and light! She loves the special attention I give her

[imaravencatch]

fuck jk rowling DONT WATCH HER DUMB SHOW WHICH WILL HELP FUND AND PUSH FOR TRANSPHOBIC LAWS AND BILLS

[slimegargoylee]

The only ethical thing to do is love her for her. Well, the toes are a plus 😍