[charl0ttan]

horses cant scratch themselves but humans cant go fast. we support this legandary partnership

[druggonaut]

Wrong! Humans irrelevant and obsolete now

[charl0ttan]

agnostic horse: we just dont know where scratch posts come from

[redstonedust]

what if characters from a cartoon were covered in blood and trying to killed you. what if the my little ponys were evil and scary. has anyone ever had this idea before.

[pjackk]

Truth: All work is sexual

Truth: All crumbled towers rebuild themself eventually

Truth: The war of ideas rages on

[libraford]

My boss is having us all pitch in to do office work while we're understaffed for the spring season, but instead of doling out orders she asked us what responsibilities we'd like to have, enjoy having, or be comfortable doing. It means getting more hours, which I'm kind of desperate for these days.

So I said I'd do anything that involves design (making info cards for clients, designing yearbooks, cropping photos). And she said cool. Done. You get those things, I'll let you know when we need them.

Time came last week where she needed me to do 15 separate info card designs, each with it's own qr code to the gallery, unique passcode, and I had to make it look cute but readable.

It took me about 5 hours. I came up to her desk at the end of the day with a thumb drive. She asked me how they were coming.

"This is them." I handed her the usb.

"You're done already?"

"Yeah."

"How did you do them so fast?"

"You asked me to do a task that plays on my strengths and that I enjoy doing. This is what happens when you put people in roles that suit them."

[libraford]

"If I'd tried to do it, it would have taken three days!"

I have a degree in a design discipline that emphasizes completing a large number of nearly identical drawings very quickly, and my side hustle requires me to be my own PR team. Making a bunch of quarter-page flyers out of clip art is something I've had to do for free and yall just paid me to do it.

[synebluetoo]

Onion headline: Manager is Accidentally Good at Job

[libraford]

Local Manager Discovers Specialization Not So Bad, Actually

[redstonedust]

my number one advice for parents is to listen to your children tbh. and i dont just mean listening to their problems i mean like. when your kid recites the plot of a movie youve already seen or your tells you about what they did at school today or wants to show you their roblox gameplay. youve gotta be invested in knowing your kid as a person or why are you even doing the whole parenting thing.

[corpsepng]

[fairycosmos]

sources are saying ohhhhhhhhh brother

[dogpuppy]

[fullmoonguidance]

let the bodies hit the floor is such a scary song. usually bodies hitting the floor isn’t a good thing but this guy wants it to happen anyway.

[knownhag]

Don’t stop make it blog dj blow my haters up

[dogpuppy]

[sea--burn]

Friend: dude could I have some of your fries

Me: ( assenting hand gesture, managmaniously): until you are satisfied

[kaylmao]

shh don’t worry catholics aren’t real

thank god. i mean thank something else

[tastylemonbread]

friend who went to bed is a type of dead wife

[gryffon]

[toroidalearthtruther]

"less is more" is a lie perpetuated by big small to sell more less

[emmaklee]