Why Even

[ruinedchildhood]

[caratomi]

“asthma”

[durbikins]

*kicks the door in of an alt-right’s house and let’s myself in*

haha, what the fuck is this? your “safe space”?

[gaxhar]

That sounds like a good way to get shot

[durbikins]

lol what are you, a gun cuck? can’t kill a man with your own hands?

[slimyleafs]

the griffin friend: shows you weird deviantart fetish art, every female OC is a lesbian, creates expansive worlds for very simple shit for a laugh

the travis friend: will write multiple messages of well thought out and encouraging texts if you tell them youre sad, respectful memes, gives themselves spa days,

the justin friend: cries if you say something nice to them then calls you a loser, sends you cursed pictures with no context, always posing

the clint friend: dad, calls you a sellout when you say something genuine

[calmingcrunch]

Sportacus’ eyebrows are in trouble

[sporta-rot]

I bet if you photo shopped the eyebrows into his mustache and then his mustache into his eyebrows they’d look the same

[moonkitty]

what the fuck is a homestuck

[mattbors]

Been seeing people use this panel so I wanted to provide a higher quality image. Have at it!

[anti-leyna]

if pjo were accurate to greek mythology

percy: lol zeus

zeus: *strikes down percy with a thunderbolt and kills him instantly*

[bruisedfae-blog]

#someone should make this into a comic

idk what im doing with my life

[goodsprings]

how come there isnt a single college professor out there that realizes the address bar on chrome doubles as a google search. every time i see a professor open chrome and then type in google.com i lose 2 days off my life span

[goodsprings]

this post is making college professors mad every time i get a notification on this post and its a professor upset that theyve been Called Out i just gain back 2 days of my lifespan so keep it up, i might eventually regain all the days i lost watching yall try to figure out how to use The Internet

[cosleia]

Also people don’t seem to notice autocomplete happening so they laboriously type the whole thing even though it’s RIGHT THERE JUST HIT ENTERRRRRRR

[mixxtapej]

Bonus round: college professors not realizing the YouTube autoplay so every damn time you finish watching a video the whole class has to painstakingly watch the timer run out and then the professor is shocked when the next video starts playing

[rottenest-boi-blog]

in the infinite multiverse theory there’s multiple universes where everything’s exactly the same in Lazytown except Stephanie was played by Danny DeVito in seasons 1-2 and then Barack Obama in seasons 3-4 and I think that’s beautiful

[sexycraisinthanos]

there’s also a universe where Sportacus is still played by Magnus Scheving but instead of tanning oil, he has a bad spray-on tan and body glitter

[pixelatedboobs-blog]

[scott-conant]

me: haha why do people always yell at the tv when they watch sports? you know the football players can’t hear you, right?

me watching chopped:

[unlocklist]

edward elric: can i get uuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh…………………… my mom back

[unlocklist]

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[starlightandtears]

Learning to just….love my body in a swimsuit. Also, it’s the first of October and I’m going to a pool party. Go figure.

They/Them

Not for porn or fetish blogs. I’ll murder you.

[honeycha1-deactivated20181021]

in honor of tumblr’s 10th birthday

here’s some of the worst moments in tumblr history

everyone calling david karp daddy

“reblog this post if you aren’t a peasant” 

mishapocalypse

tumblypoos

the year when “your fave is problematic” blogs became popular and were literally Everywhere

the era when progressive discourse was “gay men are terrible and just like heteros”

find john green

sonic for real social justice

kin drama

[honeycha1-deactivated20181021]

“i like your shoelaces” “thanks i stole them from the president”

superwholock

potterheads get your horcruxes, dr who fans get ur screwdrivers…

tumblr prom

skeleton war

dashcon

[pokemonprofessor]

PLEASE HELP!!!

Forever Dream Senior Dog Sanctuary, located in Tryon, NC, is at risk.

Last week a trusted volunteer, and close friend of the sanctuary owner for 30 years, shocked our entire community by stealing all of the sanctuary’s funds and disappearing.

Police reports have been filed, investigations are underway, but while all of that is going on, the sanctuary still has no funds. The local community is already helping out by donating what food and supplies they can, but tens of thousands of dollars worth of donations were stolen. That money goes towards keeping the sanctuary running.

Please, please help. Verna Wilkins, the sanctuary owner, is my friend, and I have had the privilege of working up close with the seniors and the sanctuary, and seeing the amazing work she does. The sanctuary is such a wonderful place. It not only provides forever homes and medical care to undesirable senior dogs, but Verna also rehabilitates feral seniors that were abandoned - something that happens all too often in this area.

Here is the link to the youcaring fundraiser.

Or, if you want, you can donate directly on the website here.

The sanctuary is a 501©(3), IRS recognized, non-profit organization, so all of your donations are tax deductible!

Please, even one dollar helps. And if you can’t donate, getting this spread as far and wide as possible helps tremendously. Help save these dogs from having to be put down, or live their lives out in shelters without proper medical care or love.