Hey, Pretty Lady!

Your friendly neighbourhood Spider-Man! As seen in the skies of NYC! Call me Spidey, any pronouns.

[golfgalaxy]

y’all still beat your meat? lol

[yassmines]

what do u beat

[golfgalaxy]

evildoers

[rslashrats]

absolutely obsessed with this r/rats post rn. theyre holding it like it’s a dangerous chemical

[todaysbird]

you guys have rats that don’t radiate pure poison?

[hounddogtracks]

I dug out the old photo album to get to this one. We got held up at gunpoint our third wedding!

[slinginwebs]

I should bring out my pride suits...

[hgsn-moved]

kinda gay for a man to have dark circles under his eyes. why aren't you getting a good night's sleep? too busy thinking about other men?

[catchymemes]

[slinginwebs]

Makes my wife or boyfriend do my injections because I still hate needles after facing literal death a gazillion times.

[slinginwebs]

I'm a magnet for subways. I bet this wouldn't happen if I lived somewhere without passenger trains.

[slinginwebs]

Guess who got hit by a train agaaaaaaaain.

[huffylemon]

[pseudomantis]

Posts a bug would make

[pseudomantis]

Getting thrown around

[pseudomantis]

Fell off a counter

[pseudomantis]

Stuck inside a light

[shiftythrifting]

absolutely perplexing shirt from a thrift store in Minnesota

[embellishedbookworm]

@slinginwebs

Do I wanna ask?

well for one thing, you’re a human. for another, you don’t have a lot of 8′s in your typing. like, you’re clearly riffing on a theme, but i don’t know the theme.

[slinginwebs]

I have the costume to protect my identity and thus those close to me, as a reminder of what I stand for, and to give the people a symbol! Though the symbol part is half and half since some people think I'm a dangerous criminal anyhow. It's a thing here and elsewhere in the world, but we aren't a majority by all means.

[embellishedbookworm]

@slinginwebs

Do I wanna ask?

well for one thing, you’re a human. for another, you don’t have a lot of 8′s in your typing. like, you’re clearly riffing on a theme, but i don’t know the theme.

[slinginwebs]

Hm. Well. I have a therapist for this kind of stuff but talking with friends sure helps. I try not to bring it up that often but people bring it up so often as a joke or jab it’s kinda… a thing now. Haha. But my DM’s are open! I just might be swinging around or sleeping.

[embellishedbookworm]

i appreciate it.

but on a different subject. i’m guessing the outfit you’re wearing in that picture has something to do with your dealing with the end of the world? i mean i do also have a silly costume, but i’m pretty sure it exists for a slightly different reasons.

[slinginwebs]

Oh! No, um, I started wearing it as a wrestling costume believe it or not! It's been the same for around a decade now. I made the design when I was 15! I have a bunch of variants of it but the one you saw is the one I stick with the most. I guess you can say I wear it because my personal world ended, but it's very much a testament of time and honor sort of thing now!

[embellishedbookworm]

@slinginwebs

Do I wanna ask?

well for one thing, you’re a human. for another, you don’t have a lot of 8′s in your typing. like, you’re clearly riffing on a theme, but i don’t know the theme.

[slinginwebs]

Hm. Well. I have a therapist for this kind of stuff but talking with friends sure helps. I try not to bring it up that often but people bring it up so often as a joke or jab it's kinda... a thing now. Haha. But my DM's are open! I just might be swinging around or sleeping.

[embellishedbookworm]

@slinginwebs

Do I wanna ask?

well for one thing, you’re a human. for another, you don’t have a lot of 8′s in your typing. like, you’re clearly riffing on a theme, but i don’t know the theme.

[slinginwebs]

Well. I've had to deal with something like that, weirdly enough, but with different versions of me. But some weren't me. But most were me? Other times it's been friends or people I know. Um. Need to talk about all that?

[embellishedbookworm]

@slinginwebs

Do I wanna ask?

well for one thing, you’re a human. for another, you don’t have a lot of 8′s in your typing. like, you’re clearly riffing on a theme, but i don’t know the theme.

[slinginwebs]

Most of the time it's cosmic entities that need to be beaten either by fists or some convoluted artifact. One time I saved the universe by getting divorced because... the universe wanted me to get divorced for some reason. Then I got remarried right after. 8^)