y’all still beat your meat? lol
what do u beat
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@slinginwebs
y’all still beat your meat? lol
what do u beat
evildoers
absolutely obsessed with this r/rats post rn. theyre holding it like it’s a dangerous chemical
you guys have rats that don’t radiate pure poison?
I dug out the old photo album to get to this one. We got held up at gunpoint our third wedding!
I should bring out my pride suits...
kinda gay for a man to have dark circles under his eyes. why aren't you getting a good night's sleep? too busy thinking about other men?
Makes my wife or boyfriend do my injections because I still hate needles after facing literal death a gazillion times.
I'm a magnet for subways. I bet this wouldn't happen if I lived somewhere without passenger trains.
Guess who got hit by a train agaaaaaaaain.
Posts a bug would make
Getting thrown around
Fell off a counter
Stuck inside a light
absolutely perplexing shirt from a thrift store in Minnesota
@slinginwebs
Do I wanna ask?
well for one thing, you’re a human. for another, you don’t have a lot of 8′s in your typing. like, you’re clearly riffing on a theme, but i don’t know the theme.
I have the costume to protect my identity and thus those close to me, as a reminder of what I stand for, and to give the people a symbol! Though the symbol part is half and half since some people think I'm a dangerous criminal anyhow. It's a thing here and elsewhere in the world, but we aren't a majority by all means.
@slinginwebs
Do I wanna ask?
well for one thing, you’re a human. for another, you don’t have a lot of 8′s in your typing. like, you’re clearly riffing on a theme, but i don’t know the theme.
Hm. Well. I have a therapist for this kind of stuff but talking with friends sure helps. I try not to bring it up that often but people bring it up so often as a joke or jab it’s kinda… a thing now. Haha. But my DM’s are open! I just might be swinging around or sleeping.
i appreciate it.
but on a different subject. i’m guessing the outfit you’re wearing in that picture has something to do with your dealing with the end of the world? i mean i do also have a silly costume, but i’m pretty sure it exists for a slightly different reasons.
Oh! No, um, I started wearing it as a wrestling costume believe it or not! It's been the same for around a decade now. I made the design when I was 15! I have a bunch of variants of it but the one you saw is the one I stick with the most. I guess you can say I wear it because my personal world ended, but it's very much a testament of time and honor sort of thing now!
@slinginwebs
Do I wanna ask?
well for one thing, you’re a human. for another, you don’t have a lot of 8′s in your typing. like, you’re clearly riffing on a theme, but i don’t know the theme.
Hm. Well. I have a therapist for this kind of stuff but talking with friends sure helps. I try not to bring it up that often but people bring it up so often as a joke or jab it's kinda... a thing now. Haha. But my DM's are open! I just might be swinging around or sleeping.
@slinginwebs
Do I wanna ask?
well for one thing, you’re a human. for another, you don’t have a lot of 8′s in your typing. like, you’re clearly riffing on a theme, but i don’t know the theme.
Well. I've had to deal with something like that, weirdly enough, but with different versions of me. But some weren't me. But most were me? Other times it's been friends or people I know. Um. Need to talk about all that?
@slinginwebs
Do I wanna ask?
well for one thing, you’re a human. for another, you don’t have a lot of 8′s in your typing. like, you’re clearly riffing on a theme, but i don’t know the theme.
Most of the time it's cosmic entities that need to be beaten either by fists or some convoluted artifact. One time I saved the universe by getting divorced because... the universe wanted me to get divorced for some reason. Then I got remarried right after. 8^)