yah u fuckin betcha

stevie. mainly listening to podcasts: Mission to Zyxx, Dungeons and Daddies, Rude Tales of Magic.

[slipshod]

I did a report on the wombats in fifth grade, the wombats—

(no but they don't go underground)

YES they fucking do,

they are the Largest Burrowing animal and the Second largest marsupial

in the WORLD, Matt.

i did a report in fifth grade i got an A on it, on wombats, they're my Favorite Australian Animal, it goes wombats then quokkas

and They Burrow

and They're Cute

and farmers are unfairly targeting wombats

and they got little claws that can dig through the ground really WELL.

[slipshod]

will really nailed that eulogy scene though

"Mercedes, this is such a strange world we find ourselves in, and I don't know if this version of you is real, or if it's still going to exist once we've done this, but the fact remains that you did do this, and I will never forget it. I will never forget how brave you were and all the pain you went through to try to save us. And I'm going to do everything I can to make sure this doesn't happen again.

"And Samantha, I just want to say that Ron is really scared right now, but he loves you so much, and we're looking after him, and we're going to fight with him, and we're going to make sure this all goes back to the way it was. And I know that deep down he loves you and wishes he could be here right now to say that."

And then I say to Mercedes, "Descanse en paz, mi amor."

And then I cast over all three of them [...] plant growth, which allows me to blossom flowers and plants in a hundred foot radius, and I make a bunch of beautiful flowers grow over their graves.

all of that is so good but henry telling samantha "we're looking after him" about ron really gets me for some reason. it's so tender and caring. will campos please stop making me feel genuine emotion i'm not built for this.

[spelviin]

darryl wilson definitely inherited his grandfather robert’s noseblindness and that’s the sole reason he was able to kiss kiss fall in love with known stankyboi henry oak 

[thesacredlocnar]

Visit Original Link

Beth May sings Silent Night (Dungeons and Daddies - Ep. 9 - Punk is Dad)

[georgecostanzaatemysoup]

Every other DM: The rules state you cannot have double advantage

Anthony Burch: Fuck it, take triple advantage. Who gives a fuck?

[aroguexenolith]

Spectacular post in /r/geology today

[slipshod]

oh dip, lsd flashbacks are real? i legit thought that was a myth

[faultlessfinish]

Original tweet by @honeytswift

Art by @makeartbebrilliant

[simplyspider]

Anthony in DNDADS: Cool, mysterious, incredible characters, constantly ready with a blindingly genius plot twist

Anthony in Talking Dad: running on half an hour of sleep, bullshits everything, decided to stick in the mommies last minute because he didnt have anything planned for the pyramid

[probablybadrpgideas]

At the end of character creation, have every player roll a d100 for “plot reasons”. When the game begins, reveal that the result is how many miles in the air the characters start the campaign at.

[probablybadrpgideas]

I have been informed that the edge of space is 50-62 miles off the ground, depending on which measurement you use. In light of this new information, I will not be amending the post in any way.

[slipshod]

it is -18F this morning babes

[slipshod]

i love early episode henry because sometimes he just says stuff like "i think we should cut off one of gartok's legs and let his children fight him in physical combat" like yeah henry you're right i guess that is technically a solution

[slipshod]

henry oak, immediately upon seeing two tiny dragon kids who want their horrible father dead:

[slipshod]

i love early episode henry because sometimes he just says stuff like "i think we should cut off one of gartok's legs and let his children fight him in physical combat" like yeah henry you're right i guess that is technically a solution

[whotaughtyougrammar]

is anyone a troper on tvtropes? i'm only asking bc somebody's put glenn as a casanova wannabe, and while i get the reasoning, it's also like... objectively wrong and i kind of want to see it changed (while also not wanting to have anything to do with that site)

[whotaughtyougrammar]

@slipshod said: hm wow i really dont like that either. i dont have an account on tvtropes so i cant do anything but at the very least that should be moved to a ymmv page or smth right? glenn ain’t about that

right?? I thought maybe I was projecting my own interpretation esp. bc I had to make a lot of assumptions while writing my fic bc, bless his heart, but Freddie is very scant on the Glenn facts, (it did end up with me hc-ing Glenn as demisexual though which DEFINITELY is my own interpretation lmao) so I'm glad I'm not the only one going "hmmmmmm."

It's right on the main entry under four-man band, I guess you need to list who is who in that case? DnDads isnt super well-known, though, so I'm not surprised that the page is sort of in want of any sort of content.

That still feels like a characters list page though (which, hilariously, has trope for all the other dads but not for Glenn lmfao. Idk what kind of flex that is but it definitely is some kind of flex.)

[slipshod]

god actually you know what? you're completely fucking right, glenn gives off some serious demi vibes. how did i not see that before? that's dead on

and yeah i'm still really trying to rack my brain for how he got slapped with that casanova wannabe trope in the first place. like the only person we canonically know he's been with is his wife, and he literally actually genuinely still considers himself married to her even though she's been dead for years. like?????

the only instance i can think of him maybe flirting with anyone else is when they meet nick's boss ellory in ep7 and glenn goes "i give her a very flirty handshake" which 1) is gibberish. and 2) mostly just reads as him posturing in front of nick's new gang. i mean it's dropped nigh immediately and never brought up again. glenn may be a party stoner rock n roll dad, but he's not a player, nor is he even trying to be

[1989taylorsversion]

I miss being 7 and designing a Valentine's Day shoebox and buying 25 little paper valentines with whatever I loved on them and writing them to each of my classmates and adding a little piece of candy to each valentine and dropping them in all my classmate's boxes and then opening my own box at the end of the day to discover 25 little valentines from the rest of my class showing what they all loved.... Oh to be a 7-year-old on February 14th

[coastal-kitty]

DARRYL WILSON, NICE TO MEET YOU!

[coastal-kitty]

just want some DAD PINS