cathedral eyes

weed smoking girlfriend (adjacent) and yes I smoke weed. i’m like if the slitheen had a strap i’ll bring the backpack? no i am the backpack 21+ | men dni

[transmascreplica]

are we too far gone

[audioexorcisms]

[homunculus-argument]

Weird as fuck to be circumcised and also be weird about casual nudity. Like not having clothes on is just the natural human state?? Literally the most universally normal way for a person to be. Meanwhile a dick is naturally formed humbly hooded, and you've just got your thang 24/7 constantly nakey?? Like some kind of a pervert??

[paulfrankjuliusthemonkey]

"we desperately need to condemn political violence" well i desperately need my pussy ate

[cottoncandylesbo]

things our society needs:

1. computer you can fuck

2. strap you can feel

3. tail with nerve endings

[sizzlingcandyjellyfishhhhhh]

I think some of you guys are lying about wanting someone to put out a cigarette on you tbh I think some of you would cry

[eclogues]

actually not sleeping barely eating doing drugs all day long and jacking off feels soo goood without a psychiatrist in ur ear telling you that ur bipolar

[homunculus-argument]

When a small kid decks their shit and starts screaming, it's apparently useful to ask them "are you more scared or more hurt?" because they might actually pause the shrieking to understand that adults might not automatically know what they are feeling, and that they can and should use words to communicate whether they need emotional support or medical attention.

I wonder if it could be applied to tumblr. Asking shrieking people "are you disagreeing with what OP said, or are you mad about the way they worded it?"

[contemptible-scoundrel]

MASOCHIST MUTUAL: ouhhh I need to receive a botched execution where they try for a gutshot but they miss and hit my steel dog tags instead and it shatters my solar plexus shredding my lungs with bone fragments and they kick me into a ditch where I slowly asphyxiate to death choking on my own blood and bone,,,

SADIST MUTUAL: [picture of newspaper cat] I should fuck a girl who is scared of me

[slitheenshipman]

trying to strap a butch down and they won’t stop talking about homestuck what the FUCK is a smuppet

[slitheenshipman]

i was the smuppet 😓👎🏽

[slitheenshipman]

mr gold… he can put his rump AND stilts in my skin if i’m being fully honest

[slitheenshipman]

i would FUCK that twink

[slitheenshipman]

mr gold… he can put his rump AND stilts in my skin if i’m being fully honest

[reallifedakimakura]

[angularbeast]

[slitheenshipman]

the holy trinity sounds like my drunk conversations with strangers in the girls bathroom like … the father??? the son??? is.

[mihai-florescu]

The lion does not concern itself with the bank account balance when a little treat is calling

[mihai-florescu]

The lion will never financially recover from this

[homunculus-argument]

Anyway what's with the memes of people claiming to be creeped out by blue eyes. Like I genuinely don't know if they're just memeing or is this actually a legit thing, but being from a region where having brown eyes isn't actually that common, I genuinely cannot tell whether the whole thing is a joke or do people who aren't used to pale eye colours really view them as always looking at people with a Post-Pervitin Adventure Aimo Koivunen -look.

[slitheenshipman]

really? i just say ‘miley’ and move on with my day

[misericordiia]

the eyes of someone who just vomited carry a vulnerable acceptance to grief only known in portraits of saints

[twinsfawn]

baby i could treat you so good you just have to get past my strange and off-putting demeanor and my kubrick stare and my inability to behave like a human and the 40 layers of icy fortress walls i have up and answer my riddles three