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My name is Kiwi...& Im 22

[brainstatic]

[disgustingplants]

These are the important disgusting questions…

[tkohl]

[dowovique]

I AM FUCKING DECEASED BDJSBDJSJD 😂😂😂

[onlyblackgirl]

Y’all going to hell

[slmflwrr]

Swearrrrrrrr lmfaooo

[jehovahhthickness]

Stress ages you. So calm the fuck down, hoe.

[sadtit-deactivated20160618]

*cancels plans* sorry i can’t come i’m ugly

[lebritanyamor-deactivated202601]

😋✨

[fate]

via weheartit

[junkiechurch]

oh u haven’t heard?? it’s all gonna be ok

[irresponsible-black-unicorn-dea]

Me: “This was such a long week!”

Coworker: “You realize it’s only Wednesday right?”

Me:

[irresponsible-black-unicorn-dea]

I’ll stop reblogging this on Wednesday when it stops being relevant

[kevingetem]

s/o to all the girls who still bumps 90s & early 00s throwbacks, i fuck w/ y'all heavy.

[xotiffanieee]

Me 😌

[chrissongzzz]

Yasssssssss Sis 🔥

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I was walking in the forest during winter, and saw a wendigo sitting under a tree. I asked it if it was going to kill me. It said, “No, this is just a dream.” So I sat next to it in the snow for a bit and then he said, “The anger in your heart warms you now, but will leave you cold in your grave.” And then I woke up.

[wormcrud]

Well SOMEONE’S third eye is wide fucking open

[moringottos-deactivated20210117]

when I was 14 I worked in a grocery store and one day I got to bag Stephen King’s groceries and of course, being the little horror fiction nerd I am I was completely starstruck

I think he thought I was gonna ask for an autograph because I was not even lowkey staring I was full on moon-faced and bouncing and he kept looking over at me hesitantly like aw jeez kid fuck off

anyways I finally managed to squeak out that I was a huge fan and asked for advice on writing, “how do I write as well as you do?” in my horrible thick German accent and broken ass English and he gave me the best writing advice I have ever received

“shit kid, stop worrying about how other people do it and just write your story”

14 years later my wife and I nearly hit him with our car because he was jaywalking

[lokispriestess-deactivated20181]

However you think this story will end is wrong

[bisexualjesse-mccree-deactivate]

happy bisexual visibility day (september 23rd) to my fellow amazing bisexuals. i love all of you guys and we don’t deserve all the shit that comes our way. bisexuality is beautiful and you should absolutely be proud of it! our community is so diverse and amazing and our history and activism is rich and beautiful!

[dniudsnf]

I am all for bookstore dates take me there and let’s wander hand in hand

[lmaonade]

brain: do you have your wallet?

me: *slaps my ass so hard everyone in the target can hear it*

me: yeah

[rumour-deactivated20140807]

*logs in to tumblr*