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no a human being does not need a support system to survive and live life well. i don’t have one and look at me i’m fresh

lizardsfromspace

Watched a video where someone found a recording of local radio coverage of the Moon landing and it's so weird listening bc

now you only really see the moment of and don't realize it was an hours long protracted event with plenty of dead time to fill. At one point they just start listing off famous ships to waste time when nothing was happening

there were ads? They had to incorporate ad breaks? Not only that but actual, moon landing themed ads that segue in from the coverage. Hearing an ad that starts "the world is watching three men traveling on a mission - but every day, America's truckers travel the roads on a mission - feeding a nation..." in the exact tone of those modern commercials that are like "this SUPER BOWL, let's honor real heroes, our FIRST RESPONDERS"

lizardsfromspace

Happy moon landing day

The video...

...and the uncut coverage

A rare bit of radio coverage of the Apollo 11 moon landing. Commercials and Station ID's intact.

kaccvcate

legendary resurrections of Gebus

#I’m not trying hard enough

troutreznor

https://blinkies.cafe

infestuous

this post really attracted the lamest people in the fucking world

coachplayer

ina-gartens-weave

why haven’t I seen anyone posting about that giant fucking baby penguin in Melbourne that’s bigger than some of the adults already

ina-gartens-weave

his name is Pesto <3

ina-gartens-weave

this bastard weighs 46 lbs at 9 months old. he’s 22 lbs heavier than his PARENTS

aichu-dechu

somewhatstacey

OMG I SAW THIS LAD IN PERSON AND LOST EVERY OUNCE OF SHIT I’VE EVER POSSESSED

Look at him!

Also he was separated with one of his parents when I saw him but obviously wanted to Be Where The People Penguins Are so they’d set him up with a little rock stool so he could gaze upon his brethren:

Which enabled me to capture the single funniest video I’ve ever taken of anything in my life:

All hail Pesto! The king of chonk!

disneyflopera

He's adventurous, cheeky, sings to the caretakers who clean his enclosure and has been seen CANOODLING with a penguin named Pudding.

asexxxualauthor

And fucking handsome too—look at him striking a pose with his new look!

the-haiku-bot

And fucking handsome

too—look at him striking a

pose with his new look!

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

curlicuecal

Y'all omg, look at him in his awkward teen phase

stay-the-knight

apjvff

If you don’t let go of your prejudices and past grudges, your heart won’t blossom. 2013 is coming, let’s make a change. We only have one planet so let’s show each other some kindness.

crowboy-bebop

2013 is coming… let’s show each other some kindness…

depsidase

mephistopheles

being single sucks [remembers that romantic love isnt the gleaming beacon of salvation that will fix the chasm within me] #mychasm #isupportmychasm [remembers not to trivialize my emotions] but it is painful to never have been deemed worthy of that kind of lasting love [remembers how many incels there are] but honestly you should be totally self-sufficient and never want anything ever [remembers that im evil] im evil

misscrazyfangirl321

Being an adult will have you unironically craving a vegetable

misscrazyfangirl321

Being an adult will have you unironically sad about a parasite outbreak in fresh vegetables.

shisasan

Astronaut Scott Kelly posted this photo taken from the International Space Station to Twitter on July 19, 2015 with the caption:  “Day 114. #Moon #Venus #Jupiter…#Earth Good night from @space_station! #YearInSpace”