我真不知道

[browneyedophanim-deactivated202]

I'm going to be SWEET. I'm going to be KIND. I'm going to be SOFT. And there's nothing you can do to stop me!!!

[lik3clockwork]

me, looking at dozens of unique, well developed characters: hm

me, looking at another edgy male character with a vaguely threatening vibe, a dark color palette, and eye bags that say he hasn’t slept in a week: HMMMM

[pleadingeyes]

Me: 👌

Narrator: But things were not 👌

[maybound]

my neck, my back

no one ever texts me back

[thinkingheron]

Personality test : How do you deal with your emotions?

Me : Bold of you to assume I deal with them.

[sweetcharity-archive-deactivate]

masculinity is a prison, time doesn’t exist, gender isn’t real, virginity is a construct, and Jesus wasn’t white.

[mxfrizzle-deactivated20190807]

me @ dinner parties

[studyblr]

me: i don’t care

me: i don’t care

me, internally, caring very much: kill me

[falsedetective]

5 years ago i was a fucking mess & now i’m a fucking mess but at peace with it and with cooler fashion sense

[yan6]

[meteorologica]

@julstudies

[julstudies]

LMAOOOOAOAOAOA

[sweetsunhoney-deactivated202005]

whaddup guys it’s achilles and today we’re going to talk about why you shouldn’t let your boyfriend wear your clothes

[kidouyuuto-deactivated20140411]

how did they learn to translate languages into other languages how did they know which words meant what HOW DID TH

[brigwife-deactivated20240426]

English Person: *Points at an apple* Apple

French Person: Non c'est une fucking pomme 

*800 years of war*

[hcseokie]

“why are u still sleeping with a plushie?” because im lonely bitch get out

[aestheticalspace]

this is art

[germanpsychiatrist-deactivated2]

Popieram zdrowe poliamoryczne związki, ale wladza wykonawcza x ustawodawcza x sądownicza takim nie jest.

[officialorangejuice]

what others call a rebellious phase I call the sudden realization I don’t deserve to be treated like garabge

[thebitterbite-deactivated201505]

IT HAS BEEN SAID

[if-it-takes-a-war-for-us-to-mee]

Roses are red Violets are blue ‘Thank god there’s someone who understands what I’m struggling here to do’ ‘I’m not here for you’

[thy-lovelylionheart]

“you can’t be tired,” chortles a middle aged family friend, “you’re young!”

“really??” I exclaim. I had no idea. my exhaustion lifts off my shoulders, the bags under my eyes disappear. I no longer need sleep, due to my invigorating youth. I Am Free.

[annyongchingu]

I read middle aged as Middle Aged and was expecting a plague reference.

[thy-lovelylionheart]

“thou cannot have the black death,” the doctor scoffs behind his mask, “you are youthful!”

“marry??” I exclaim. I hadst no idea. the fever lifts, mine own strength returns, the blackness fades from mine own skin. I am in perfect health, due to mine own most wondrous youth. I Am Free.