[pukicho]

I'm melting donald trump and turning him into resin

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

love how no one on this site says "doctor frankenstein" anymore. his name is VICTOR and he is UNLICENSED

[i-am-a-fish]

If there was a button

and when you press it you lose one random bone in your body

then.

how many times

would you press it

[maybe-not-someone]

Do I gain anything or…?

[i-am-a-fish]

YES

You will Lose one

1

random bone in your body.

(per press)

I also made the button real! please enjoy

🦴bone☠️button🦴

[lizyarikus]

Ah yes. The ONE bone I was actively using at that exact second to push the button. A shame. Can't push button again.

[i-am-a-fish]

that is so funny oh my god

[theinternetarchive]

i have turned it into a letterboxd list: good films that are free on the internet archive!!!! Each film is linked in the notes on letterboxd. this will be continually updated so it's a good link to save if you want to keep up!

[anxeious]

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

so what you're gonna do is you're gonna trim the top off a bulb of garlic, using the knife's edge to take off the tip of every individual clove, that's important. you're gonna place the garlic face-up in a square of tinfoil, drizzle with olive oil, wrap completely in foil, place in baking tray, repeat with a copious amount of garlic bulbs. you're gonna put that baking tray in an oven set to 375-400°F, for 30-50 minutes, until soft and browned. you're gonna toast some good bread, slather generously with butter and honey, maybe a tiny lil bit o' salt. and then. you're gonna SQUEEZE. OUT. THAT. ROASTED GARLIC. onto the butter honey toast. and you're gonna eat it. food stolen directly from the plate of the gods. that's what you're gonna do.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

the garlic. it beckons you

[going2hell4everythingbutbeingbi]

it really is crazy that women's clothes don't fit anybody. fat women can't find clothes, skinny women can't find clothes, tall women can't find clothes, short women can't find clothes, big chested women can't find clothes, small chested women can't find clothes. who the fuck are these being made for

[aropride]

please god let chatgpt die out like nfts did. With a fast and graceless fall into irrelevancy

[codewitch]

Today I encountered an especially pathetic Italian greyhound. His owner told me that a gust of wind once blew him into a lake.

[lucidlymelanated]

Your 30s aren't too late. Don't let nobody tell you that stupid shit.

[aetherograph]

Your 40s aren't too late. Don't let nobody tell you that stupid shit.

[loisfreakinglane]

#as long as you're alive it's literally never too late

[finalgirlabigailhobbs]

lying across the autopsy table all by yourself, gorgeous?

[finalgirlabigailhobbs]

sometimes I forget the interconnected nature of the internet that unites people and then tags like this remind me

[senorbouquet]

[aholefilledwithtwigs]

[chronicillnesshumor-deactivated]

But I never finish a task. When do I get to do crime?

[omtai]

She literally does not give a damn what that old fool is yelling about

[unaloid]

the lion does not concern herself with papa

[froggiethelesbian]

I found a guide for a no tape, easy to unwrap wrapping tutorial to make Christmas a little more accessible, wish I just found it sooner

[dat-physics-gal]

Could i not have seen that before Christmas? Anyway, queueing this for next december to save a life.

[onceuponatimeinerebor]

This is how they wrap surgical sets before sterilizing them (in a cloth not paper...god I wosh the cloth is a pain in the ass) except when they tuck the last bit in, they fold it over so the end is poking out of the box (like a pull tab).

[hungwy]

I like saying "I'll allow it" only in contexts where I have no power or authority

[lakevida]

god remember when there were no ads AND you could post dick on here. take me back i'll be grateful this time

[trezvennik]

is this talking about tumblr or the internet in general

[lakevida]

allrecipes.com