Sloceology

"You need to start smoking weed or doing yoga or something."

[slopeseologist]

Goddammit is everything exhausting.

[slopeseologist]

You know, honestly, I don't think I'm a fit for tumblr personality in a lot of ways. I gotta get my wordpress game back together.

[uzowuru]

[slopeseologist]

*plays passive aggressively for family to hear*

[slopeseologist]

My older head/senpai/fonz figure said this, regarding my life with my parents: "You're a good dude so I'm not sure what else is expected from you at your age. Went to school, looking for a job you care about. That's pretty much how it's supposed to go."

I'm not saying I want a lack of accountability. I just want the same respect as anyone else.

[slopeseologist]

[slopeseologist]

We show this young country boy Cruel Intentions and filmed his reactions

[slopeseologist]

This D'Angelo album's a fucking problem everybody. I wish I had the background to explain why this is blowing my mind right now but "1000 Deaths" > "The Charade" is better than every other piece of music I heard all year.

[slopeseologist]

D'Angelo releases an album, I make a tumblr post, dogs and cats living together, mass hysteria

[buttonup-yourshirt]

Excellent mix of greys, Browns, reds, checks & polka dots making one gorgeous outfit. #Caughtoureye #mensfashion #menswear #style #fashion #fashionista #fashionblogger #igers #instagood #loveit #ootd #women #men #trend #clothing #look #beauty #instafashio by Caught Our Eye on Flickr.

[shewhowandersthemoon]

slopeseologist i figure i might as well tag you in all my menswear posts from now on

[slopeseologist]

Good. Accurate. Tru.

[slopeseologist]

liquor-magician mentioned you in a post “slopeseologist saw the keys again tonight amongst other things they...”

slopeseologist saw the keys again…

Did they do 3 a.m automatic? 

[slopeseologist]

Sometimes, I wonder, "Why didn't I go into law," but then I realize I only like one law student I've ever met.

[slopeseologist]

I'm shaking right now.

[slopeseologist]

Frankly, I don't give a fuck if I did. I'm not a martyr but it might behoove some people to make scenes about things like that.

I'm gonna be sold a heaping of passive-aggressive horseshit for a month because of this. "God knows you don't need to be in any more of a bad mood than you already always are." She said.

[sweaterkittensahoy]

Jesus fucking Christ, I have found my goddamn southern people. I cried when I read this. I straight-up WEEPED because everything I feel about where I’m from is right there, and someone else gets it.

I will be Southern ‘til the day I die, but I won’t be there when it happens.

[jasonlatour-deactivated20181230]

#SOUTHERN BASTARDS #SOUTHERNBASTARDS

[revolutionarykoolaid]

ICYMI in Ferguson (12/1/14): Several St Louis Rams players showed their solidarity with Ferguson protesters as they took the field, displaying the now iconic “Hands Up Don’t Shoot” gesture. The head of the St Louis Police Association, cop killer apologist/defender Jeff Roorda (really, there aren’t enough unpleasant things to say about him), was outraged by the salute, and is calling for the players to be disciplined. The Rams won themselves some new fans today, Roorda be damned! #staywoke #farfromover

[drst]

The NFL has said it will not take action. (For once doing the right thing.)

Also if you didn’t know, Tommie Smith and John Carlos, the Olympic medalists who gave the black power salute in 1968, were booed off the field, thrown off the team and received death threats for years afterward. There are several books and a documentary film about them worth looking up.

[wonderlandiful]

the NFL also refused to have the Super Bowl in Arizona if they passed a bill allowing businesses to refuse service to gay, lesbian, bisexual and transgendered people. Sometimes they’re alright.

http://www.usatoday.com/story/sports/nfl/2014/02/25/arizona-anti-gay-legislation-super-bowl-national-football-league/5821799/

[slopeseologist]

Guess the St. Louis Rams are now my 4th favorite NFL team

[memewhore]

[slopeseologist]

It's funny how four years of college and living life makes you realize that Don Draper has always been a prick, no matter how nice his suits are and why anyone thinks, "Hey! What a man!" is beyond me. 

The suits are nice. I'll give him that.

I mean it's apparent from the first episode this guy's fucked up. But...suits.