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Voting ended onAug 11

Soma 😔

#remnant 2 #so.... not great. although arguably an improvement

metrogoon

If you’d rather go to a club than a museum, you deserve to be unhappy.

wontonsoupinthemorning-deactiva

museum? what the fuck is in a museum? they got bitches in museums? alive bitches?

tiktoks-for-dead-pope

ceruleanheaven

religion is so fucking funny the world is just too beautiful there must be a higher entity behind all this. lets oppress women

milliebobbyflay

To the closeted transfem audience member, the Tranny stock character exists primarily to remind you of how you will be treated if you are ever to act on your desires, to teach you that you are right to be ashamed and to hide these feelings, and that if you ever were to act on them you would become an object of justified ridicule and the acceptable target of unlimited patriarchal violence. The idea that such characters constitute "representation" or that the widespread presence of the tranny caricature as a target of mockery and bile fascination in media constitutes evidence of some sort of privilege is a bizarrely cruel position that a lot of people who claim to care about trans women nevertheless seem to take.

i-might-be-vanny

No no, you've got a point

depsidase

roycohn

sorry to tack on but i have a folder full of these images bc i collect ones that make me laugh, MY TIME HAS COME

senatortedcruz

ivy-michaels

@zoethesportsblog

zoesupreme

a few of my favorites

zoesupreme

a new one just dropped

dappergamelord

had to add a couple favs from my personal collection

#now bring back putting text over madden gifs #DO IT

thanatos-girl

Yes I absolutely would actually?

thanatos-girl

The entire debacle with Imane Khelif is like the perfect illustration of how someone exempts themselves from misdirected transmisogyny by invoking and conforming to bioessentialist standards of womanhood; something a trans woman would not be able to do, as evidenced by the fact that no trans woman was allowed to compete in the event at all

lady-viccy

how many people came to defend imane on the basis of "she's not a tranny"?

how many people would come to defend a trans womans right to keep her gold medal?

get the fuck out of here

gremlingirlsmell

sorry to put you on blast, but

it is only technically true, that trans women were allowed to compete. they changed the rules specifically for the 2024 olympics in such a way to effectively ban 99.9% of trans women specifically from participating:

(effectively as in: transitioning is so gatekept that there's almost no country on earth where you are even allowed to transition this early, it is extremely gatekept even in the most "trans positive" legislations around the world, and also many just realize later in life, so this effectively bans most if not almost all trans women)

biiiiiiiiko

#ROBERTTTTTAAAAAAAAAAAAAA #roberta #op's art #black lagoon

blackarachnya

i forgot that when you model swapped sherry for some reason it unlocks the firing rate of every weapon and just nearly passed out laughing

blackarachnya

#she deserves the portal bullet blaster 9000 for what she went through tbh #resident evil

kinsey3furry300

An extremely dumb guid to “Which famous 60’s/70's Jazz man is that?”

1, Is it Piano lead or Brass lead? If piano go to question two. If brass question three.

2, Does the Pianist sound like he’s taken all the acid, or is there a guy making love to an alto Sax?

Oh yeah: he’s taken all the acid alight. Is… is he okay? Thelonious Monk.

Oh yeah, some guy is going ham on an alto. Dave Burkbeck Quartet, Paul Desmond on the Alto.

Neither of the above: Duke Ellington.

3, If brass lead: is it Louis Armstrong? If Yes, it’s Louis Armstrong. If no, question four.

4, Does the Trumpet player make you feel sad? Even, dare I say, Blue?

Almost? Chet Barker

Kind of? Miles Davies.

If no, question five.

5, Is the trumpet player trying to blow your face clean off? Like, actively trying to kill the first row of the audience? Dizzy Gillespie.

It’s brass led, but Sax not Trumpet.

Okay, technically thats a woodwind but moving on, question 6, isolate the strings: is Charles Mingus doing what he’s actually paid to do in the back of the ensemble, or is he dicking around and seeing how far a man can take a double bass before his band-mates kill him?

Seems to be playing normally: Charlie Parker

He’s fucking around in F minor, and also that Bari sax is filthy! The Mingus Big band, with Ronnie Cuber on the Sax. EDIT: despite being a literal god with both clarinet and Alto Sax, and Take Five since becoming a clarinet standard, Paul Desmond only ever played Sax with the Dave Burkbeck Quartet, so this has been corrected. Thank you.

#extremely dumb? perhaps. extremely accurate? yes #all its missing is Charlie Rouse in the sax section #i too sometimes think about thelonious #music

luckylsoer

Robot girl with fans whirring because she’s deep in thought

luckylsoer

#she just like me fr #humming when i think and always slipping into a half daze when idling around #humming and hmmmmming tbh...#op's art #mechgirl

tainbocuailnge

the original got flagged with no way to appeal it when every contributor is deactivated but I will never let this post die. it's monday and we are getting on it cunts

gmbencompetence

GEORGE: [ABRUPTLY, AFTER SILENCE] “I mean, I feel like I understand trans people.”

[JERRY STARES AT GEORGE FROM ACROSS THE TABLE IN CONFUSION AND DISBELIEF FOR SEVERAL SECONDS]

JERRY: “You understand trans people?”

GEORGE: “Is that so hard to believe?”

JERRY: “I find it hard to believe you understand yourself.”

GEORGE: “But that’s kind of my point, see. When one life isn’t working out, you can just try to find one that does. You’re doing your best as Danny, things aren’t going great… [GEORGE CLAPS HIS HANDS FOR EMPHASIS]… give it a second go as a Deborah.”

JERRY: “Like a do-over.”

GEORGE: “A do-over.”

JERRY: [PICKS UP COFFEE CUP] “I don’t think that’s what’s going on.” [DRINKS COFFEE]

GEORGE: [COMPLETELY IGNORING THIS] “And I get that. I really do. Because things have never worked out for George. George has never been able to stick the landing. But Georgina? [HE CHUCKLES CONFIDENTLY] Georgina’s going places.”

JERRY: “Georgina.”

GEORGE: “It’s a work in progress.”

JERRY: “Ya know, I think that the trans community is facing enough challenges without you being in the mix.”

GEORGE: “What, are you implying they’re too good for me?”

JERRY: “Not implying, no.”

#this is literally dialogue from the show #i can even hear the pacing #george would #honestly george would probably have been lych happier he was fighting the bi the whole show #seinfeld