[slothstvle]

𝐖𝐈𝐓𝐇 𝐘𝐎𝐔𝐑 𝐅𝐄𝐄𝐓 𝐈𝐍 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐀𝐈𝐑 𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐘𝐎𝐔𝐑 𝐇𝐄𝐀𝐃 𝐎𝐍 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐆𝐑𝐎𝐔𝐍𝐃

𝑶𝑹𝑨𝑵𝑮𝑬 𝑪𝑨𝑺𝑺𝑰𝑫𝒀 . . . #𝙨𝙡𝙤𝙩𝙝𝙨𝙩𝙫𝙡𝙚

╭──╯ . . . . GENERAL . . . . ╰──╮

AGE : 39

HEIGHT : 5'10

WEIGHT : whatever

BUILD : lean muscle, athletic

PRONOUNS : he/him

SEXUALITY : pansexual/panromantic

ALSO KNOWN AS : fire ant ; the hot property ; king of sloth style ; freshly squeezed

╭──╯ . . . . CAREER . . . . ╰──╮

BILLED FROM : hoboken, new jersey / wherever

AFFILIATIONS : the colony, the gentlemen's club, best friends

CURRENT COMPANY : all elite wrestling

ACCOMPLISHMENTS : aew international champion ; two time iwtv champion ; A1 zero gravity champion ; two time king of trios ; young lion's cup vi ; campeonatos de parejas

╭──╯ . . . . ABOUT . . . . ╰──╮

KAYFABE : orange cassidy is not the sharpest tool in the shed and can come across as empty-headed. he's often slow, sluggish, and can be seen as almost childish and ridiculous. despite that, orange was, and still is considered to be, the company's number one fighting champion.

SHOOT : jim is normally bright, smiling a lot and laughing easily. he's also quite shy and mild-mannered . . . until he has a few drinks in him. then he can open up and become a menace. jim has an analytical and logical mind ; a very intelligent man.

Any and all plots are open! Feel free to heart this, send a DM, or ask for my discord if you wish to talk about connections and plotting! Shipping is with chemistry only unless you've got a very good idea.

[slothstvle]

remember when i had a title ? those were fun times . now , i get to go back to making friends .

[slothstvle]

i definitely could , so i will . any time in particular ? i'm fast when it comes to important stuff .

[maincne]

ain’t nobody have a better weekend than your boy.

[slothstvle]

hint : she just signed with you guys . you're gonna get to see her more than i am now .

[karmaticglamour]

Good morning, pumpkins.

[slothstvle]

chuck says i can fall asleep anywhere , which is actually true . i fell asleep waiting in the doctor's office and woke up with an iv in my arm .

[slothstvle]

remember when i had a title ? those were fun times . now , i get to go back to making friends .

[slothstvle]

oh shoot . really ? as long as you let me make you breakfast again afterward .

[maincne]

ain’t nobody have a better weekend than your boy.

[slothstvle]

i don't normally kiss and tell because it's not mine to tell , but i got to third base , and she let me make her breakfast the morning after . is that cool ?

[infamyarcher-deactivated2023122]

Where's my new friend at!?

@slothstvle

[slothstvle]

up my wardrobe game ? i don't look cool enough ? is it gonna need effort ? because i'll just let you make me over .

[maincne]

ain’t nobody have a better weekend than your boy.

[slothstvle]

um . i might have ? wanna compare notes ?

[slothstvle]

remember when i had a title ? those were fun times . now , i get to go back to making friends .

[slothstvle]

i . . . really ? days ? are you okay ? is that safe ? did i overdo it ?

[karmaticglamour]

Good morning, pumpkins.

[slothstvle]

good morning . i took a nap .

[chamberofhorrors]

The women's division went from bad to worse with Kill Bill as Champion.

[slothstvle]

who — who's kill bill ? i know the movie , but i don't know who it is in real life .

[slothstvle]

remember when i had a title ? those were fun times . now , i get to go back to making friends .

[slothstvle]

do . . . do you want food ? is this a date ? is this casual ?

[slothstvle]

remember when i had a title ? those were fun times . now , i get to go back to making friends .

[slothstvle]

uh . wanna come over ?

[slothstvle]

remember when i had a title ? those were fun times . now , i get to go back to making friends .

[slothstvle]

oh shoot . okay . um . what do i do now ?

[slothstvle]

remember when i had a title ? those were fun times . now , i get to go back to making friends .

[slothstvle]

oh shoot . hey . we can totally be friends . unless the winky face means something else .

[infamyarcher-deactivated2023122]

Where's my new friend at!?

@slothstvle

[slothstvle]

hey . that's me . did you see me the other day ? i looked pretty cool .

[itgrcl-a]

not saying i picked up three family sized packs of halloween candy all for myself, but .....

[slothstvle]

this is very valid . get 'em while they're hot . get even more after halloween . they have great sales .