Kuri-Kara's Wonderland

I'm Kuri-Kara, also known as JD. I'm in my 30s and very interested in photography, cosplay, gaming, anime, and animals. I do touch on politics at times, but if you don't like my views, you don't have to read my posts. I try to tag almost everything.

[yorkshirearthurdent]

They should block chatgpt on uni WiFi the way they used to block coolmathgames

[beyond-a-name]

they should make chatgpt automatically redirect to coolmathgames so you can actually fucking learn something

[eulers-babe]

for no reason whatsoever here’s a reminder that if you consider yourself a leftist/punk/abolitionist/anarchist/radical in any sort of way and get called into jury duty, you are to become the most square person on earth during the jury questionnaire!!!

don’t be that guy who says fuck the police in the jury questionnaire! that just gets you sent home! if you want to generate change, interact with the case and use your jury vote for good! ESPECIALLY if it’s a high profile case!

[libraryogre]

Remember, when you're on the jury, a good "that cop's story didn't add up" will sway a lot more Chads and Karens than "fuck the police."

[lawfullyneutralbee]

WE HAVE TO TALK ABOUT THIS SCENE

Bc okay you’re Jinshi right? You’re a 18-20something year old noble who just a WEEK ago had to fire this amazing, intelligent, perplexing girl who you’re lowkey crushing on. It was devastating but it’s what she wanted.

And in the midst of your wallowing you have to go play your part at some party the high ranking officials are throwing and you can’t even bother pretending to enjoy it bc you’re still mourning the loss of this awe-inspiring girl. Then this servant comes up to you and you tell her politely to bug off…

And then ITS HER

The very cause for your sorrows. And she looks pretty, not her normal self but still very pretty. And wait…this is a party for consorts. Why is she at this party for consorts???

AND SHE TELLS YOU NOT TO WORRY BC SHES NOT SELLING HER BODY OFF YET. BUT YOURE FREAKING OUT BC YOU THOUGHT YOU LET HER GO SO SHE COULD BE FREE TO BE SMART AND SUCCESSFUL BUT SHES WORKING AT A BROTHEL????

So yeah you’re going to buy her out immediately! You’d buy her out a hundred times if you had to. Oh my god, it’s all your fault she even had to reduce herself to this.

She wanted to stay?? She thought she was bargaining her position and you fired her like an idiot.

Oh my god.

[slothxkurikara]

Pretty much sums it up, but it's not consorts, it's courtesans.

[itsgarbageboy]

maomao is my favorite "not like other girls" style protagonist bc for one shes a girls girl through and through. to the bone. and two she's just a weird little freak. absolute lunatic. they have the whole "omg she's actually beautiful and everyone falls for her when she's all made up" trope but the punchline is that she does not fucking want to look like that. she actively puts dirt on her face every day bc she does not want to be perceived as attractive (mostly out of fear of being used for sex work though at the same time she has the utmost respect for women who do sex work like she grew up in a brothel those are her sisters). she's Sherlock level smart and solves every mystery so fast but goes "well thats none of my business. anyway back to testing poisons on myself" she has the 2nd most powerful guy in the nation head over heels in love with her and is like "man this guy is weird around me what's his deal. I guess he's fine though because he gives me rare medicines and has no dick" fucking ICON i love her. also she once slapped someone so hard they fell on the floor. 10/10

[slothxkurikara]

A shoutout to finding new friends over the last two years and starting new adventures.

[slothxkurikara]

Finally decided, maybe i can attempt to be on here again.

Don't really know if I'll stick around.

Made some real friends since i last was on here. Not ones that decided to stab me in the back and lie when it mattered.

Maybe things will get better

[slothxkurikara]

Misery

I guess the bullies growing up were right about me. I'll never amount to anything and I'll always be an unwanted, useless, failure.

The only thing I'm good for is cooking edible food not that it's actually good food or anything all that special.

I'm not pretty. Not like my sister Carena who got all the good looks in the family. She got the good looks and she was and still is fairly popular.

I've always been the ugly duckling and that will never change.

I'm sure no one will see this post anyways and those that do probably don't care anyways.

[slothxkurikara]

FANFIC INSPIRATION!

So I have been reading the Throne of Glass series and realized something about Dragon Age! Isabella can train a Warden in duels (dual wield blades) so why couldn't she train a mage Hawke to dual wield daggers? They are friends (possibly even romantically involved) and daggers are useful survival tools... plus since Templars and Seekers can negate magic a physical weapon would make sense to have to defend yourself...

[slothxkurikara]

Pet specialty Retail

You know what I love about my job? How people accuse me of just standing around playing with animals all day.

Excuse me, but who do you think picks up your dog’s poo when you ignore that it just squatted and left a pile in the middle of the aisle. How about when your dog pees and you don’t even bother to ask where the cleanup station is? I clean up piss and shit from the moment I clock in until I clock out.

Oh you like how clean our fish tanks are? Well we work very hard each day to scrub and gravel vacuum a certain number of them so they’re clean and presentable.

You wonder how our small pets and reptiles are so clean? We spot clean daily and deep clean once a week.

Our birds? Same.

So how about you? Are you willing to stick your hands in bins full of crickets or tanks of fish? You willing to get bitten by all sorts of critters? No? Then clean up after your pet please.

[slothxkurikara]

This applies to any Pet Specialty employee. Pleade be kind and considerate

[sciencebelongstoallofus]

Maki Naro @ The Nib

[slothxkurikara]

Silent Majority

There is a song from the most recent album Nickelback released called "Silent Majority". The song makes a great point. If we stop being complacent and stop being quiet and start speaking up together, things change!

There's historical proof that when people stop being complacent and start making noise then it gets attention. How do you think women got the right to vote? How do you think the civil rights movement became a huge thing? How do you think we became an independent country in the first place?! People started standing up for themselves and stopped being complacent!

Here in Virginia it's an election day on Tuesday. I'm voting to make sure I can be heard. Each vote counts. I intend to stand up and vote for the candidates that DON'T intend to put their nose into my business. The only people that have any say in my health care choices are MY DOCTOR and ME.

[weloveshortvideos]

[gatherthewords]

He’s gonna be a mighty king and he’s working on that roar.

[spoopertrooper]

This is literally the cutest thing I have ever seen and I’m honestly angered by how absolutely adorable it is.

[biohazerd]

This was an amazing job and im proud

[gehayi]

White House Warns Reporters Not to Report on Instructions About Not Reporting on Thursday’s Press Conference

Today's briefing has vanished into a black hole of infinitely recurring instructions.

The Trump administration, acting on the fairly sound logic that its supporters don’t care in any way whatsoever about the civic principle that the government should be scrutinized by a free press, has started to cut down on the number of press conferences it gives that occur on camera. Wednesday, the administration announced that Thursday’s* press briefing by Sarah Huckabee Sanders would be one such no-video affair, then introduced a Kafka-esque twist by declaring that the announcement itself was “NOT REPORTABLE.“ 

So the news itself is not reportable.

According to Mynewsla.com, the media had a field day with this. And yes, it’s monumentally stupid. But think about it. The current occupant of the White House is trying to restrict a free press.

Which is a constitutional right.

Now, I know–Congress has not made any laws abridging the freedom of the press. But the executive branch very definitely wants to curtail it.  And that scares me. 

[slothxkurikara]

It should scare everyone

[derek-foreal]

i am the kind of person who says hi to dogs

[slothxkurikara]

Every single day!

[slothxkurikara]

These little shits are awful and extremely hard to get rid of! When you travel, be wary and check the mattresses for signs of bedbugs! They can climb in your suitcases and travel home with you to infest your home!

[slothxkurikara]

I’d love to know why Jigglypuff is in the women’s bathroon that I’m trying to clean....

[slothxkurikara]

The struggle is real D: