I am a Cotton Headed Ninny Muggins

[falseknees]

Get prints in the False Knees Store!

[millennial-review-deactivated20]

[bettedavisgf]

why is doubles luge even a thing like i get the rationale of single luge i guess. get on a toboggan and ride down a hill ok. why get on top of a man on top of a toboggan

[swarnpert]

did you know amazon sells psychological torture devices

[moreglitter]

normalize lying to matt lauer about seeing a clown explode to death in his little clown car

[eurasianmagpies]

people love to find progressive ways to say we should all be arranged into separate groups and try our hardest to not relate to one another

[tourfilm]

oh yeah heres my collection of 2021 headlines that i forgot to post when the year ended

[turnways]

[eternallovers65]

My best friend loves rob pattinson and over the years she sent me a lot of articles/quotes of him, so here are some of my favourites

(there is A LOT more, this man is INSANE)

Bonus:

Part 2

[captain-lovelace-deactivated202]

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[seafossilqueen]

[falseknees]

Good Find

[chief0keefe]

IM SCREAMING

[chief0keefe]

IT CAME FULL CIRCLE IM HOLLERIN

[chief0keefe]

IT JUST KEEPS GETTING BETTER

[chief0keefe]

IS HE GOING TO BE DRAFTED NEXT???!!!??

[championofmediocrities]

This is so sweet and pure. Lol.

[mooserattler]

I’m crying. I’m also rooting for the Blues now.

[fanboy-trav-deactivated20190424]

@kvnbksa have you seen the updates?

[chief0keefe]

more updates

[superpimplatin69]

I love when he says “I want the jersey of someone who’s literally the worst” and Tarasenko is like “This is my moment”

[eldrmllnl]

He’s kind of a mini celebrity here, St. Louis takes its hockey seriously 😂 this is from a few weeks ago (Jan 2022, the winter classic)

[catalystcomet-archive-deactivat]

I FUCKING LOVE THIS VIDEO THIS BABY IS SO VIOLENT LMFAOOOO

[nitewrighter]

[emil]

boss is presently trying to figure out an app

[tainbocuailnge]

every single time ever a website has tried to make its desktop experience more similar to its mobile experience it made everything irrevocably worse. if i wanted the mobile experience i would use my fucking phone. put that user interface back where it was or die one thousand deaths.