emu paradise

Randomness is my secret place

[fjordfolk]

[non-eadem]

[hwic-blog1]

nerd

[potentcombinations]

Look how dramatically the other mantis falls.

[loversof221b]

dramantis 

[hold-please-thanks]

[funnypicsdept]

[funnypicsdept]

[galacticdeadass-deactivated2016]

[keybladesoras]

Chris Evans drops an F Bomb at Ace Comic Con Panel.

[teenagecrush]

I’m a soon to be a 28 year old virgin, I feel like I’ve missed out on a lot of milestones

people need to realise that not everyone loses their virginity in their teens and there is absolutely nothing wrong with still being a virgin in your 20s as all these ‘milestones’ don’t need to be reached and achieved by specific ages as everyone is different. 

[teenagecrush]

[apolohgy]

[gushers]

Going pretty well, tbh. 

[recommend]

Let’s Just Agree That All Babies Are Useless Mooches (x)

[toastbutteregg]

[metal-queer-solid]

This is by far the greatest thing I’ve found in a junkyard.

So about a year ago me and my friend Nathan were walking around the “Pick-a-Part” in Clarksville Tennessee… We were searching for car badges and a spoiler to put on his trashy conversion van. While going through the lot we found what is probably the single greatest car to ever drive on any road in the world.

You are looking at… a Dora the Explorer themed gangster car… I’ve seen spongebob themed cars, Newport themed cars, sports team themed cars, but THIS.

trumps them all.

OH BUT IT GETS SO MUCH BETTER!!!!

You see… there has to be a reason that a car like this…

Would end up in the junkyard… SO me and Nathan did some looking around and tried to figure out why…

I still can’t believe the decals on this…. wait…

HOLD ON ONE FUCKING SECOND!

OH!

OH MY FUCKING GOD!

YES! SOMEONE ACTUALLY GOT SHOT WHILE DRIVING THEIR DORA THE EXPLORER CAR IN CLARKSVILLE TENNESSEE!

And THAT, is the single greatest thing I’ve found in a junkyard to this day.

[vracious]

okay this is totally wild but i RECOGNIZE THIS CAR

and i actually have a picture of it from its functioning days - this is dated 2012 -

parked in front of an adult store!

[jewishprincess-deactivated20220]

Dark tumblr show me the history of this car

[toastbutteregg]

[dankmemes]

Johnston Ridge Obsertvatory

↟ explore more pics by Woodland, wilderness and cabins right here ↟

[i-was-today-years-old-when]

i learned that during WWI, cotton was in high demand for the manufacture of uniforms and explosives. For bandages, doctors turned to using sphagnum moss. It can hold up to 22 times its own weight in liquid – twice as absorptive as cotton. The moss is also antiseptic, making the surrounding environment acidic (x)

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