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tom nook is NOT a landlord!!! he is a construction worker! he SELLS you a WHOLE HOUSE! He is not CHARGING YOU however many bells a month to live there! You PURCHASE a HOME that he BUILDS FOR YOU and then you PAY HIM FOR HIS SERVICE. He charges no interest he sets no time limit it is a relationship built on trust. the only penalty you get for not paying off your home is that he won't build more home until you pay him for the first one. A guy that builds you a house wherever you want him to and then charges you for the cost of construction is not a landlord you own the fucking home

brennacedria

He is, however, in the mafia

i always forget how annoying the zelda fandom gets until we get more zelda and they all crawl out of the woodwork to cry and shit themselves over it bc no one in that fandom knows how to be happy about anything the series does and i cant wait until the game finally comes out and we get the waves of "only played botw" people bitching that its a remake of a 90s game and not botw (but again! brand new for a 3rd time!)

#and by cant wait i mean 'i think im just gonna block the tags for the next few years until people calm down again #im saying all of this as a zelda fan btw im not immune to being annoying about it

s-o-r-i-n

incredibly on brand for nintendo fans to spend two whole decades screaming crying and throwing up begging for a full remake of ocarina of time with entirely new hd graphics and now that nintendo has announced one its nonstop complaining that it's ugly and bad based solely off of one (1) shot that was shown for five seconds

#im honestly neutral on it #as long as they dont change the core i wouldnt be mad if they filled out the world a little more #im hoping they give him back his hat though #its just too iconic #'we ran out of ways to make it look cool' it was supposed to look cool???#people are getting so heated over it though #theyre throwing tantrums about it and then throwing tantrums about other people's tantrums

jelloapocalypse

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omg did you guys hear the latest announcement

#ive stopped watching them bc of this lol #i just glean the 'best of' later through other people

iirtetrer

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catmanbowser

Im fucking losing it over this entry. Don't get mad.

dont get mad ok

bath bomb

The recently released Nintendo Switch Online version of Donkey Kong 64 applies some emulator-level patches to the game to make it more playable than the famously glitched Wii U Virtual Console version, including adding carefully calibrated lag to make the emulation as accurate as possible to the Nintendo 64 hardware, and other enhancements.

One inexplicable enhancement, however, is "conditional grape darkening" introduced in Lanky's shooting minigame in Hideout Helm. This is the only place in the game where the graphic for Lanky's grapes has been darkened considerably through a patch included in the NSO version. Note that this place features a lot of grape-shooting, but Lanky can shoot a lot of grapes literally everywhere else in the game as well if the player wishes, so singling out this one spot is particularly bizarre

Top: how the grapes appear during regular gameplay. Middle: how they appear during that one minigame. Bottom: a side-by-side comparison.

diserbillyti

So because of how I'm disabled, the only kind of videogames I actually play are turn-based, point and clicks, and "cinematic adventure games" like Telltale or Dark Pictures shit. Especially Dark Pictures shit, because you can basically turn off all the QTEs by making them one button with unlimited time to press.

I can't be doin with videogames that actually require reflexes. The thing is, there used to be many videogames that don't require reflexes. Then boring dickheads decided that they're boring and now every walking sim has to have a bullshit forced stealth chase sequence thing instead of just being about solving puzzles and taking in a story. Now even turn-based JRPGs have Dark Souls dodge and parry mechanics. They are putting combat and time-sensitive mechanics in point and click adventure games. Why.

And mate it is so fucking frustrating. It feels like I'm refunding nine out of ten games I try because of some bullshit mechanic added to genres that used to be a completely safe purchase. Why.

The next Dragon Quest is going to have time sensitive dodge rolls that boot you to save point if you miss your timing by a microsecond and the most exhausting people on the internet will be like, "maybe it's just not for you. :) and that's ok! not every videogame has to be for everybody. have you considered maybe Barbie's Fun Dress Up Adventure?"

Final Fantasy Tactics but you have to play a rhythm game every time you try to use an ability.

#i keep hoping the indie game scene will bring in a point n click renaissance #but it still hasnt happened :'c

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radioactivetoad

310 Pokemon Pocket Monsters Vending Prism Sticker

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my fav pokemon fact is that 25% of marill are canonically trans masc

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the gender ratio for azurill is 75% female whilst for marill it’s only 50%.

also look how much happier he is post transition! go on king <3

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happy pride month to transgender marill pokemon <3

natoscans

Come Out Squirtle (Pokemon Tales)

https://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/PB02

ur-favorite-fishgirl

if you vote me for president i vow to make everything the ocean again. no more land only ocean. this will solve all of our problems and replace them with new, far more interesting problems