a sad bean

maddie//18//clexa is dead but still has my heart

[dniudsnf]

lil survey: reblog if you are gay + love pasta 

[dniudsnf]

yes bi ppl can reblog! ur all lovely and i love that u love pasta

[deepspacepirate]

One of my favorite tropes is post apocalyptic towns being named after dilapidated signs with missing letters, like Novac (no vacancy) and Eaden (dead end). There’s something inexplicable about it

[togepipi]

catch me in the city of fre shavaca do

[jamesniall]

HERE, HAVE A JOKE IN SPANISH:

“-sabe inglés?

-si

-como se dice ”un zapato” en inglés?

-a shoe

-salud

-gracias”

[ayellowbirds]

[ripcstiaalisonsselena-deactivat]

me going outside and trying to contribute to society after watching 20 conspiracy videos in a row:

[imthelesbian-archive-deactivate]

gay culture is knowing exactly what “can i ask you something” means

[foulserpent]

dont follow me if you disrespect rice. if you put ketchup or goddamn MAYO on rice then unfollow me block me report yourself and also die and

[weloveshortvideos]

epic

[kenihana]

The only white foolishness I condone

[spaced-queen-deactivated2024072]

I love how he respected the force and threw himself back a reasonable force distance

[blushurs]

this bitch (me) is so unproductive!! like !! put down ur phone and do ur work!!

[livenerdy]

[niconiconiko]

never stop being a good person because of bad people

[352364334737574fr-deactivated20]

forcing people to listen to my music when I’m driving

[i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed-deacti]

i’m so sorry for my absence! i had issues with my phone and i had to resort to getting a new one.

thank you for being patient with me!!!!

[slowtovn]

me: i'm gay

str8 person: and that's okay!

me: i know that susan

[femmedionysus]

I feel like the real peril of growing up Christian that no one really talks about is how deeply veggie tales songs get embedded into your fuckin head like a ticking time bomb of inanity

it could be decades later and you’re minding your own business in line at the grocery store or on the bus or trying to fall asleep and from the depths of your brain comes “the bunny, the bunny, ooh I love the bunny”

you’ll never be free

[5th-avenue-nyc]

My “walk past you like we never met” game strong af.

[wellbutrinboy]

whom else here gay and craving physical affection can i get a yeehaw

[mtfautoandrophile]

reclaiming “haha youre gay” as a friendly affirmation between, two gays, is nice actually