Sludge Friend.

27. Any pronouns. Surreal collage artist. Reblogs and fanart are encouraged.

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I finally made a ref sheet for my sona. I always loved the concept of an artist having a sona that's either crudely-drawn or simplistic, so I put my own spin on it.

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Object Shows are dangerous. Look.

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Gooseworx is no longer banned. Diversity win.

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Changed my name and handle to something else.

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Banning women for being trans doesn't make you competent, it makes you irresponsible.

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[ ART ] Happy Pride Month from the Dream Machine!

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[ART]

Shown below are the faces of various rifts. For record consistency, these are rifts Mag, Newton, Dirk, and Cosine respectively. While these aren't all the rifts we know of, these were the ones available and willing to be imaged for this study.

The consistencies among them are as follow: - Long, narrow, sharp teeth. - At least 2 eyes. - Cheshire smile/constant grin. - Minimum 2 rows of teeth (Rift Dirk appears to have 5 rows, upon further oral inspection) - Prismacolored flesh (in some records we have, the colors shift even in still images)

Contrary to what is believed among the general populace, rifts are not innately hostile, but they seem confident in how potentially dangerous they could be if provoked. Rift Mag, for example, insisted I do not take photos with the flash enabled, or else she may "cut me in half on accident."

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What are your pronouns?

All; I collect them.

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[ART] Might you drink from the Magic Well? I might, it's magic. I've been playing Might and Magic a lot and just beat the 8th game after no longer playing with my food (AKA killing every hostile NPC I sense and/or spamming the stun on them). They're definitely among my favorite games, maybe right next to Doom. I highly recommend the World of Enroth Merge mod, which adds QoL features such as mouse aiming and strafing.

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Made some art of my OC Beautiful Wife in the limited bitmap palette of Might and Magic 8. This is what she looks like. Isn't this Wife beautiful?

[ID: A towering, humanoid figure with an external heart, cheshire smile, and two eyelashes at the bottom of each eye. Her left leg has a thigh twice as long, and her right leg has a calf twice as long. Her arms have several elbows in different directions, with forearms as long as regular human arms. Her hands have 4 long fingers, one of which being a thumb the same length as the other fingers. Her feet are tri-wing style talons akin to karambit blades. Art made by Allen Etcetera. End of Alt Text.]

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I don't think Chappel Roan exploding a child 28 times is that bad. Then again, I went into a coma at 10, so I never experienced being an 11-year-old, so I don't know what it's like.

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Valid point. However, you simply forgot you're the one jumping on the bed among four others. Count your days, the bed is unstable.

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[ART] Piracy is GOD's party, and you're invited!

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A man and a woman bicker while the very world claims more. Why is this cave so harsh in the first place?

Woman: I don't think we can ignore the corpses on our ceiling any further. The stench of decay is too great, and the deaths aren't quite pleasant.

Man: If they didn't want to get impaled, they shouldn't have gotten on OUR ceiling.

Woman: Our home shift constantly; We're grounded and they're not.

Man: Then better yet, don't get in OUR cave. I don't care how scalding hot their place is.

Woman: You're without reason. Moreover, you never even use that pitchfork.

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Progress on my arcade cabinet. It's nearing completion.

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I was building an arcade cabinet over the past few weeks and I'm almost done now.

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I think everyone is objectum to some extent because of humanity's innate urge and habit to personify things.

As someone objectum, here are a few traits that I notice in myself:

- I tend to talk to items like they can hear me.

- If I have a tool or electronic, I want to ensure I use it every so often to avoid it feeling "left out."

- When I sell something, I refer to it as the item getting a new home, and the buyer getting a new friend.

- I always name my computers and game consoles, also wanting to give them faces.

- Referring to computers with they/them pronouns subconsciously, even during work.