The Confused Crustacean

She/They | Born and bred in SG, Living and loving in US | Amateur Gamer, Food Lover, Pizza Connoisseur, KAZOO Enthusiast  

[lowkeloki]

[shopwitchvamp]

Someday not too long from now, maybe my shop will just be everything all purple.. The people demand it

[prawnination]

💜🖤

[voidsighs]

[la-principessa-nuova]

Heavy is the shrimp that fries the rice.

[theweirdwideweb]

[comradegoblin]

I didn't come here to be harassed

[prawnination]

I feel seen but also attacked

[thememedaddy]

[thememedaddy]

[goldwerewolf]

I envy writers.

As an artist I can give you a snapshot into a world.

But a writer.

A writer can take you there.

They can weave together words and create a portal to anywhere. You can visit those places instead of looking out a window and wishing to be a part of it.

I envy writers.

[bluez2776-deactivated20170302]

I envy artists.

A writer can give you a story.

But an artist.

An artist can show you the exact emotions behind everything.

They can paint a picture worth a thousand words without ever writing one. They can show you every single emotion, every single thought in a second. They can show emotion like a writer never could.

I envy artists.

[the-haiku-bot]

An artist can show

you the exact emotions

behind everything.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[thememedaddy]

[supernovasolace]

So I have extremely vivid dreams sometimes, and last night I had a dream about a new TTRPG that had released. It was a blatant ripoff of DnD called "Dames and Daddies."

In this game, all of the liches from OG DnD lore had somehow come back to life and turned into hot young wizards again. Sure, they lost their lichdom and immortality, but surprisingly, most of them were chill about it?? The game was mainly a dating sim, and players would roleplay while trying to seduce all the magical dames and daddies. The most powerful daddy was said to be the hardest to win over, and he was clearly annoyed by the constant stream of under-leveled adventurers that kept showing up trying to impress him.

If the party failed to make him fall in love, he would get fed up with romance and devote himself to achieving lichdom again, eventually succeeding and becoming the BBEG. And since the players had to spend most of the game roleplaying and going on dates, they had basically no combat abilities. So the only way the party could defeat the BBEG was by convincing enough of their paramours to fight him on their behalf. Since he was the only magic user in existence to become a lich twice, BBEG became incomprehensibly powerful. So the party's success in the final battle was completely dependent on the size and combined strength of the wizard harem they managed to amass over the campaign.

I'm still remembering more bits and pieces of this buckwild shit. I'm not sure what prompted this absolute fever dream, but I guess thanks for the entertainment, brain. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[shopwitchvamp]

oh my godsssss I need all of your stuff so bad but I’m so broke 😔😭

As always in the case of messages like this, random money spell post be upon ye

[prawnination]

I believe in Rat Magic™

[zegalba]

Gothic Yohji Yamamoto: Vampire Fang Sterling Silver Ring (2021)

[prawnination]

OMFG

[only-cat-memes]

[catchymemes]

[teathattast]

[thememedaddy]

[catchymemes]

[shopwitchvamp]

🖤 March Preorders LIVE Now 🖤

★ Skirts & Joggers with BIG pockets ★ 50 designs w/ unlimited inventory! ★ Skirts in XXS-6X; Joggers in SM-5X ★ Returning guest artists @vetiverfox / @dobie / @fleebites / @loppyrae ★ Please note that nearly half of the designs (all shown in the set below) are now last chance items, at high risk for retiring soon:

Preorders are open for a limited time only ⏳ 3/7 - 3/17 ⌛ Any help spreading the word while there's still time is hugely appreciated!!

🖤witchvamp.com🖤

[prawnination]

I did it! That Spider Lily Mini SHALL BE MINE!

Happy birthday me, thanks to @comradegoblin 🥰💜

[shopwitchvamp]

March Preorders start today!

They'll open in about 40min at 11am ET, and they'll run until 3/17/25 at 11:59pm ET! We'll have 40+ designs available with unlimited inventory during the preorder period, including guest artist designs by @vetiverfox / @loppyrae / @fleebites / @dobie And please note that there are quite a few designs marked as [LAST CHANCE] this round. Last chance designs are on the cutting block for retirement, so if you want any of them now is the time to grab one! 🖤 witchvamp.com 🖤

[prawnination]

THAT SPIDERLILY MINI AAAAAHHHHHH