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the proof is in the putting my dick in the pudding

#the proof is in the pudding my dick in the putting #math

shoutout to Jack Link’s Burger Sticks

it’s always silly in funnydelphia

#cassie said this #she’s holding me at gunpoint #send help #or anything #anything helps #pretend i’m holding a cardboard sign #pov i am without a home #that’s not funny #ok bye now

@rawshimpcore thanks for the opportunity today. had a blast cracking The Peppermint Pig with u <3

#much love

i’m a pulsating member of society

#my heart #is pulse #zero likes

smoking that shit that makes u forgettabout the fawg (dog) (dog) (fig) (fig) (fog)

#tag me #woah holy shittttt #shot #haiti

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what’s the difference between a pet and a spouse?

you can fuck one of them, but you can’t fuck both.

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ok this one you have to know about. i reference this CONSTANTLY. cmon guys. you can laugh! it’s funny!

#yes

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i’m so good at killing time they put me on a suicide watch

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like,, they made me track one down and kill it. the watch is suicidal. guys do you not get it r you fucking dumb? sorry. sorry, that was mean.

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bull in a china shop cracking all the fine shyt

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this the typa shit bilbo baggins hates..

#fuck gandalf #fuck gimbly #fuck sauron #fuck smaug #fuck everyone

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going to the legal pool to get lawfully wetted.

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doing this again today guys. everyone remember how funny this was? and we laughed and laughed. good times.

#fuck my stupid puppy life

driving a vegetable vehicle so i can turnup in a radish

#cars are made of flesh

i fellate with such biblical strength they call me the headcannon.

#so what’s funny?#like #head canon? like that thing?

am i really that bad bad bad bad can i be? i’m just doing what’s come naturally!

#barry bee besno #the floorax #the whoreax

at a certain point, it is no longer short form content, it is just vertical.

youtube verts.

#youtube long and skinny

bull in a china shop cracking all the fine shyt

#i’m a freaking genius #i’m sharkspeak

first time programming in c in forever. why did python make me so dumb ;-;

#accursed snake

which came first?? isn’t it obvious?

eve ate the freaking apple and immediately published a chicken from her womb.

wake up sheeple!

#original post

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