oh you got infected with a virus that makes you weak and vulnerable but also makes you need to sneeze over and over and over? sounds like some slut shit, wouldnt happen to me
haven’t got sick since september and i caught such a weird slowmo cold
i had a sore throat from monday until yesterday and then woke up this morning just fine – after a few hours i started getting slightly sniffly and now i'm slightly congested
i just hope it ends soon cuz i have plans this weekend i can’t postpone
Your d/c snzfics are so.. gldkfkfkfk I love them. Idk if you're taking requests, so no pressure, but do you have any contagion thoughts for the batfam? Any member is fine.
Hi!! Thank you so much for the kind words :) Yes, I definitely have some Batfam contagion thoughts! I'll run through some of the family members I think about often.
Barbara: Babs is usually pretty good about keeping her illnesses to herself. She stays home, covers her coughs and sneezes, and tries to dutifully wash her hands. The exception to this is Dick, who she's been sharing colds and flus with since they were young. Every time he's sick, so is she, and vice versa. She doesn't bother covering her mouth and nose around him since he turns into a leech anytime she's sick, even when they're not dating anymore.
Dick: Dick is the ultimate sharer of sicknesses. He craves contact and often finds himself seeking out the warmth of a hug when he's not feeling well. He feels incredibly guilty anytime he gets someone sick, but he can't help but accept comfort and cuddles if they're offered. The Titans, Batfam, and Justice League have all shared colds with him. He's also fairly susceptible to catching illnesses from the people he's saved and other teammates due to how tactile he is. He also isn't much of a germophobe at all, so he often picks up bugs through sharing drinks and food and comforting others.
Jason: Jason is a fairly responsible sick person. He's usually pretty good at staying home and taking care of himself, though he rarely covers his sneezes, either through laziness, habit, or as a result of being too slow to cover. This leads to his belongings and home base becoming incredibly laden with germs for the duration of his illness, the surfaces often hosting sprays of contagion for days or even weeks after he's feeling better. His sicknesses spread through borrowed books, someone faceplanting into a couch cushion he sneezed into the week before, or a friend wiping their face with their hands in exasperation after opening the fridge door. He hates being around sick people, so he isn't often sick, but he catches bugs from his family and friends and once in a while from the people he helps. He's been known to send menacing texts to the subject of his misery for weeks if he knows who he caught his cold from.
Tim: Tim is a bit of a germophobe when it comes to others being sick, but doesn't have the best contagion-limiting practices himself. He's often caught patrolling and being out and about while sick, powering through his illnesses. All the while, he tends to wipe his dripping nose on his wrists, hands, and fingers, thus transferring his germs onto everything he touches. He often blames his siblings or teammates for spreading their illnesses, since he's almost never one of the first few to catch whatever's going around, but he's definitely a bit of a super spreader himself. He finds incessant sniffling wildly irritating, but does it himself often because he never seems to have a tissue on him because he's definitely not sick, alright?!
oh… oh you have… a man? a man who is a puppy in human form? a man who tries to acts tough but deep down is soft and just wants everyone’s approval? have you considered giving him… a cold?
i had a doctors appointment yesterday where the doctor asked me if i know what a ‘shiner’ is and then proceeded to tell me that i had the most obvious ‘allergic shiners’ and that he knew i suffered from allergies the minute i walked in the door. jesus christ.
someone has undoubtedly already posted something like this before, but does anybody else get turned on when they have a cold? Like yes my cough and stuffy nose are getting frustrating, but sneezing this much just feels so good.
Helo im high i smoked andnit made me sniffly. Im smoking w strangers and i like announced to everyone first Hey im happy to share my weed but im getting over being sick rn. do any of you care. and everyone was like Lmaooo no i dont care weed is weed. so that might be sexy to one of u. if anyone cares.
We've all thought of licking/kissing someone's nose when they have a cold, but now I'm thinking about licking/kissing someone's nose while I have a cold. Take the germs from my tongue and put them directly onto their nose. See what happens 😈
Someone grabbing a tissue or handkerchief for their sick partner before sneezing into it themself, because now they’re coming down with the same thing their partner has. 🫠
A Kingsguard on duty, in the centre of his group. Lined up perfectly. Not allowed to speak or move or show emotion.
But a cold has been brewing in his nose for a few days. And today it refuses to be silent.
Said guard hitches with as much restraint as he can manage before stifling hands free. He can't help the mess that dangles from his nose, he can't lift his arms to cover or swipe it away.
But the stifle didn't satisfy him. The tickle is back stronger than ever.
Lacing its way down his nostril, making him employ every force in his power to stop his lips curling into a snarl. His eyes are a lost cause, red and irritated he can't help the way they helplessly scrunch up as his breath begins to catch again.
He just prays no one is looking.
Another stifle. Another drip of mess. And the tickle is growing loud and angry now.
It won't be long before it takes hold of him completely, snapping him forward and blasting a sneeze onto the guards surrounding him.
It wouldn't be long before he-- before hee--hUHH-huh
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