Blogging like it's 2013 again

Sel (she/her) 25+ certified bi disaster, connoisseur of cringe // 24 weekends a year I go feral for fast cars (block #f1 for ur own safety) // I've beenstuck on this Hellsite for 10+ years it's too late for me // terfs can fuck right off

[extoiletgamer]

I yearn for the radio waves.

[there-are-no-gods-here]

@derinthescarletpescatarian

Smon and the other Javelin survivors as soon as they get on planet:

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

New book club in town is meeting at my place. Had our first meeting tonight and someone who routinely takes stuff to the recycling centre offered to take away my broken microwave. This is fantastic I have been really pissed off by having no way to get rid of that fuckarse microwave. Unparalelled book club success.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

"Okay but how did the book part go" irrelevant. Microwave is gone.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

#this just makes me want to know more about your life#I’m weirdly fascinated now

Well I had a microwave and it broke. Fascinating stuff.

[wingwisher]

And now it's gone, so that's exciting.

[classicfilmpunk]

Sex and the City / Season 4 Episode 1

[kiisaes]

everyone eat more vegetables NOW!!! and mention the last vegetable you ate in the tags so we're all on the buddy system. I'll start: bok choy

[digihowl]

more ppl need to get hooked on this drug called album in order. not enough people on album in order these days

[100493503004422]

me [coming to terms with a truth about myself]: hm..................................................... unfortunate

[necromancelena]

I'm going to fix everything in the next three hours everyone wish me luck. if i dont then probably ill dig a hole and lie down in it for a bit in the rain/sun/whatever outside looks like these days

[necromancelena]

the hole isnt even that bad

[pangur-and-grim]

right before he GETS you

[aropride]

some birds are very intuitively named. looked up a sparrow going chipchipchip in my yard, it was a chipping sparrow. saw a black bird with red wings, it was a red winged blackbird. gray bird that sounds like a cat? gray catbird. the first time i saw a house finch it was perched on a windowsill. However, some birds are the red-bellied woodpecker

[someofusarequeer]

I gotta google something real quick

[someofusarequeer]

who named this bird

[official-ornithology-posts]

Official ornithology post

[tragbarerpanzrabwehrkomplexfagot]

[merclando]

we will always be okay

hungary 2024 // hungary 2025 // hungary 2026

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

Genuine question why the fuck is February only allowed have 28 days? why can't we just give it one of January's and March's extras and even the score to 30. what fucklehead is responsible for this conniving calendar thievery

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

well shit we really did just let the romans get away with any ole thing huh

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

I'm telling you guys. SIX days per week. THIRTY days per month. TWELVE months per year. A thirteenth "liminal month" of five days (six on leap years) between years, which is considered a holiday period.

Six day week is superior to seven because a prime number week is stupid. There's a lot of things that people like to do every second or third day; in a six day week, this is always the same days each week.

All months are the same length. Advantages obvious.

Thirty days is a good round number for a month; it can be divided into so many smaller numbers. Convenient for things that need to be done regularly; you can do them on the same days each month and have the gaps between them all exactly the same.

Every month in a given year starts with the same day. If the 3rd is a Wednesday, every 3rd will be a Wednesday. This is a massive help in scheduling bullshit that ends up happening "second Tuesday of every month" or whatever, and also helps people track regular monthly things (if you have a monthly meeting on the 15th, it's going to be the same day of the week every time). Fitting weeks perfectly into months just offer so many improvements for scheduling and remembering stuff.

The days move back with each non-leap year -- if the 1st of every month in 2025 is a Tuesday, the 1st in every month in 2026 will be a Monday. (This also happens with out current calendar as neither 6 nor 7 fit into 365). This means that if your birthday is on a Monday or whatever, it won't be that way every year -- only the same day of the month WITHIN THE YEAR (2 years in a row for leap years) is the same. (I bring this up because last time I mentioned this people didn't do the math and thought that the days of the week would be consistent across years, somehow, mysteriously).

Holiday transition period between years. You know you want it. People treat the Christmas-New Year's period like this already when their work lets them do it. Make it official.

[earhartsease]

bonus effect: you can really piss off everyone who does things by lunar cycles

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Unless you wanna go out there with some rockets and push the moon yourself, the solar and lunar calendars are never going to match, and there is no point in trying to make them. If you live a life that needs both solar and lunar calendars then you are simply always going to need two calendars.

[miamaimania]

Thierry Mandon – Suspended Domestic Scenes within Severed Buildings

[warcrimesimulator]

[waknatious]

[motziedapul]

Not enough people are understanding the funniest part of this. Everyone's making colour theory jokes but the dad is colour blind. The most common colour blindness is red green colour blindness. It's the one where red and green look relatively the same shade of brown.

Everyone's talking about the blood carpet. Dad is seeing a carpet absolutely blasted with shit.

[toshio]

the MOST iconic 20 seconds of any anime dub i’ve ever experienced

[misfit-freaks]

EVEN THE FUCKING MUSIC OH MY LORD

[femmeslash]

i looked through the notes to see what this was (it’s cyber city oedo 808) and ended up crying laughing at the wikipedia article for it

[femmeslash]

every so often people start liking and reblogging this post from me, and every time i forget how funny it is until i watch it again. hey bentn. don’t crap ya paants if ya see a vampire out deeah. get lost. you wouldn’t recognize a gaddam vampire if one jumped up and bit you on the end of your fucken dick. So just get off my back.

[the most violently 1980s synthesizer sting i have ever heard]

[doingbad]

The plot of A Scandal in Bohemia is Irene Adler orchestrating an elaborate escape to get away from her abusive ex (the king hires people to stalk her, confront her, break into her home, steal from her, etc.). AND SHE ESCAPES! SHE'S FREE!

So every time an adaptation includes her as a criminal, love interest, or femme fatale who loses to Holmes it's not just missing the point, it's genuinely so fucking disrespectful.

[doingbad]

Exactly, exactly @skyriderwednesday

#SHE WINS!!!!!#THAT'S THE WHOLE POINT OF HER#she makes holmes see that he was the being used to do evil to an innocent woman because he didn't bother questioning the motive of the king#that's why he keeps her photograph imo#to remind him to keep his eyes open and question all sides of a case#it's a 'norbury' if you ask me#to open his desk drawer and see ms adler looking back at him#is to ask the question of himself ''am i in the right here?''#''am i aiding the correct party in this case?''#sherlock holmes

[i-like-cats-and-stars43]

Ey, ich werde quer über den Tisch kotzen, wenn ich nur daran denke, wie die AfD ausnutzen wird, dass der Tatverdächtige für den Angriff auf den Berliner CSD ein arabischstämmiger, junger Mann ist. Noch mehr "Ausländer raus"- Propaganda vom feinsten während sie im selben Moment selbst versuchen, queeres Leben in Deutschland zu attackieren und zu unterdrücken. In vielen Aspekten sind Islamismus und Rechtsextremismus doch genau gleich: Beide sind anti-demokratisch, frauenfeindlich, queer-feindlich und von absoluten Monstern getrieben.

"Ausländer raus" wird keine queeren Menschen schützen. Nur Gegenmaßnahmen zur Radikalisierung junger Menschen im Netz wird das und aktive Förderung queeren Lebens in Deutschland.

Mein Herz ist bei allen Menschen, die noch immer um ihr Leben kämpfen müssen und ihren Angehörigen. Ihr Leid darf nicht zum Instrument feindseliger Propaganda werden.