Brooke🐌

She/her. For every yeet, there is an equal and opposite yoink.

[simeleons]

deleting your vent post 3 minutes after compulsively writing it

[gothmikewheeler]

disney realizing that bringing billy and tommy into the mcu means that they’re gonna have to show explicitly lgbt main characters:

[ferrantorress]

[theanti90smovement]

[kyomu-doggu]

bro... that is messed up....

[mrspider-deactivated20221213]

okay kinnie bitches you better start actin up again because you have got some competition

[halloweem]

[andremichaux]

[omnybus]

“Ahh, Perry the Platypus! You thought you could sneak up on me, but thanks to my new DummyThiccinator, the clap of your buttcheeks has alerted me to your presence! And once it recharges, I shall use it on the entire Tri-State Area! No longer will I be momentarily startled by people walking suddenly behind me at the mall or the supermarket! AH HA HA HA HA HA!”

[omnybus]

[bumbleshark]

dont talk to me unless youre lgbt, a mild tacobell sauce packet, or the mummy ride from orlando studios florida,

[phislilium]

And if im all three?

[bumbleshark]

[transgenderer]

maybe its maybelline. maybe its goblin magic. those are the only two options

[saveroomminibar]

The Elder Scroll IV: Oblivion. ‘Shivering Isles’ DLC Concept Sketches and Designs by Adam Adamowicz.

(requested by: stahlbrand and olessan)

[unidentifiedspoon]

crown of gold; a heart that’s harder than stone

[mamoru]

insert your card into the chip reader. put it in. hurry up. just fucking put the card in the chip reader. now leave it. leave it. do not even look at it. leave it alone you asshole leave your card in the chip reader. keep it in. if you take it I swear I wi–

TAKE IT OUT! REMOVE YOUR CARD RIGHT NOW TAKE YOUR CARD OUT TAKE IT OUT OF THE CHIP READER TAKE IT BACK TAKE IT BACK TAKE YOUR CARD BACK AND GET OUT AND NEVER COME BACK FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU

[passnavigoannuel-deactivated202]

thank u barbie for showing bi/lesbian solidarity

[passnavigoannuel-deactivated202]

thank u barbie for paving the way to bi/lesbian/trans solidarity

[goodbirb]

Don’t forget bi and pan rights !

[krowbby]

this reply is so funny to me. sorry straights™, barbie is part of the GCU (gay cinematic universe) now

[unidentifiedspoon]

after kvatch

this one got REAL long so uhhhh have a comic about exhausted people being exhausted together

Keep reading

[notaverygoodlistener]

Martin: Oh, hello hero! Did you find any daedric artifacts for the ritual on your adventures? :)

HoK, back from the Shivering Isles:

Martin: Why do your eyes look like that