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| becca | 28 | very crude; probably female | ask me about my bts sideblog ((don't))

[deadbeforedeath]

He no like vegetals 🚫🥗

[deadbeforedeath]

Part two: Chikin

[kittens-jpeg-blog]

[oysters-aint-for-me]

[wintersbookofmagic]

A tarot deck where The Fool is just a tiny mirror that reflects your face

[too-cool-for-facebook]

[madeofklay]

“What’s that crossing the street?” “A cat, probably.” “Probably?” “Probably.”

[sewercore]

[catchymemes]

[anime-penis]

i, and i can’t emphasize this enough, would literally die for merlin

[basket]

perfect!!!!!

[theonlyhimeros]

I love him

[solarpunk-aesthetic]

Sunburst Window Stained glass art by Dave Griffin

[halloweenatdusk]

summer time goth 

[yardsards]

give me a viking funeral in that bad boy

[slushyseals]

Pistachio from Seal Rescue Ireland! She could get away with anything with those eyes.

[asoftwrongness]

[e-seal-deactivated20210319]

Super Weaner Orb

[clowneyelashes-deactivated20210]

[crabmandible]

Im gonna hold an egg in my mouth for 2 hours to challenge myself.

[crabmandible]

OGAHAGSIGf

[crabmandible]

here is my quick artists rendition.. it was a primal moment

[yellowbloods-deactivated2021051]

hi i just wanted to share ops tags from each of these because theyre really Something

[dreamlogic]

RIP RIP RIP i can never interact with my neighbor again holy fuck

i was outside w/ my cat just now. and he went behind a shrub for a bit, and me not realizing my neighbor was on the other side of that same shrub, poked my head round and said way louder than necessary, “my SCRUMPTIOUS darling boy, what ever are you doing over there??”

and this 40-something man i very rarely speak to handled it w/ remarkable grace and very tentatively responded “…..watering my.. roses? you?”

[dailytessa]

Tessa Thompson for Marie Claire (2019)

[99percentinvisible]

[verisimilis]

This is so aesthetically satisfying.