[littlealienproducts]

Long Cat Vase by SolennLarnicol

[archbudzar]

instagram / twitter

[elevenbathroomsinks]

these are the same picture just on opposite sides of the spectrum

[admiralrainbow]

[smirnoffpasta]

Correct

[orriculum]

My boss’s first language isn’t English. However, she loves giving inspirational speeches to everyone. I think today she was trying to tell us “don’t just stand around looking pretty”, but what she actually said was “WE DONT HAVE TIME TO BE SEXY”.

[gentlechaosgoblin]

It reminds me of my Russian boss at the bakery. I didn’t wrap the bread correctly so she told me to “Snuggle like baby. Bread is your baby, Shelly. It’s sweet and gentle. Fragile, Italian.”

[fullpraxisnow]

“[I]t is actually more expensive to be poor than not poor. If you can’t afford the first month’s rent and security deposit you need in order to rent an apartment, you may get stuck in an overpriced residential motel. If you don’t have a kitchen or even a refrigerator and microwave, you will find yourself falling back on convenience store food, which — in addition to its nutritional deficits — is also alarmingly overpriced. If you need a loan, as most poor people eventually do, you will end up paying an interest rate many times more than what a more affluent borrower would be charged. To be poor — especially with children to support and care for — is a perpetual high-wire act.”

— It Is Expensive to Be Poor | The Atlantic

[bae-in-maine]

“Poverty charges interest ” holy hell. Ive never read$heard someone put it that way before. But its so friggen true.

[useless-bisaster]

See also:

(Source: Men at Arms by Terry Pratchett)

[intelligentdrumandbass-deactiva]

[redpandarascal]

[bitchvirgo]

[slutslugs]

having half off sale on my only fans for the next 5 days, make sure to sub x https://onlyfans.com/dirtvibes

[cungadero]

i guess im just too fucking dumb to lucid dream. cant ever realize im in a dream, i’ll look around me like damn i’m in my old elementary school and my teeth are falling out and im naked? well shit guess this is my life now. got fooled by my subconscious again lads

[slutslugs]

god i need to b fUCKIN HELD

[slutslugs]

having half off sale on my only fans for the next 5 days, make sure to sub x https://onlyfans.com/dirtvibes

[catasters]

[goyangiiart]

Some summer rain to cool down would be nice.

[slutslugs]

[scotianostra]

Baws

[deezoheezo]

THIS is what ‘Boys will be boys’ should be

[kurovoid]

I DID NOT EXPECT SO MANY OF THEM

[slutslugs]

insta? snapchat?

slutslug for both !! i only use snap for sellin titty  tho so pls don’t add on there unless ur interested !!

[slutslugs]

im the cutest hoe on the go