[yellowjuice-deactivated20190512]

The next time someone tries to argue with you about “disrespecting the flag/troops by kneeling” show them this.

[joshpeck]

No, thank you, President Pitbull.

[silkroad5v7dywlc-deactivated201]

[rytfujgkuhhgmjgh]

this bitch empty

YEET

[tastefullyoffensive]

[brokebackboys]

“Barack obama is that some kind of sauce”

[forza-tricolor-deactivated20181]

I still can’t believe it was taken down on Instagram because saltine Americans flagged it as racist.

[brunchingwithmyself-deactivated]

This went viral the night of 2016 elections

[earthtogazelle]

Concept: it is the year 2018 and you are no longer depressed. Your skin is clear and you are full of life and love. You’ve found your purpose on Earth.

[cynicz]

All this? by NEXT YEAR?

[queenamidalas-deactivated201711]

[thedragoninmygarage]

[nico-incognito]

[thebootydiaries]

[krabby-kronicle]

[gogomrbrown]

gay space confirmed

[snime]

just precisely how bad was 1500s jerusalem at making maps, you ask? well,

[scienceasfuck]

this…is a fidget spinner

[kingdeath000]

Reblog if you believe in fidget spinner earth.

[officialbeethoven]

[nothingtosee970]

[gh0stwiththem0sttt-deactivated2]

My respect level for T-Pain is out the roof right now.

[psychoparallax]

UR STILL FUGLY

[undergroundghosts]

Had a dream where I was sitting in a dark office and reality felt really altered and strange and there was just a fishtank illuminating the room and then this fuckin fish looked at me and grinned with human teeth and in this super deep voice said “you’ve been here awhile, better wake up before you forget how to” and I fuckin woke up in a cold sweat

[drownthearchitect-deactivated20]

Dude I think you went to hell

[over-sleep]

[nymphomanik]

i never thought i would say this about a fish but wow what an asshole

[just-tea-thanks]

Science side of tumblr, can I get an explanation?

[brevityandclarity]

@elodieunderglass

[elodieunderglass]

(Science lecturer voice) and here we observe a fish just being a real jerk

Student: but why

Me: asshole behavior is a conserved trait in chordates

[onlyblackgirl]

She found his side hoes.