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wooeep

[mattibee]

Important facts about Ho-oh

HE SCREAMED FOR THREE GENERATIONS STRAIGHT

[regbian-moved-to-lezbianz]

in case you guys wanna know what modern high school dances are like, at mine despacito came on and everyone t-posed around this one kid as he fortnite danced like his life depended on it

[donguata]

[little-klng]

to be fair, at a school dance when i was in school, a kid i knew had completely memorized the choreography to the gangnam style music video and the rest of us yell-sang what does the fox say noises at her while she did it.. so like, not much different. same soil different pot

[letdammeksayfuck-deactivated202]

if cotton eye’d joe came on everyone would make the neatest fuckign lines and do the dance in sync. it was like a cult. but hell yeah it was fun as shit

[hobgoblinhero]

Freeze!

Everybody clap your hands!!!

[the-sapphic-raven]

we really are the product of our generations

[vladtheunfollower]

incels will really say things like “girls are only attracted to him because he is attractive”

[just-shower-thoughts]

Maybe Julius Caesar was right to be so arrogant. It’s been over 2,000 years and everyone still knows who he is.

[kleineperlexo]

Me:

My body dysmorphia: you look like this

[rapewhistled2013login-deactivat]

[targuzzler-deactivated20180224]

Necrophilia is no different than using any other kind of toy. You arent dealing with a living person, so who cares?

is this really what we’re doing today

[longlivetheglamazon]

[goldiilocs]

lmao

[insertdogname]

My fucking o chem professor messaged me on Grindr I’m SCREAMing

[insertdogname]

Damn near 4 years and 100k notes later. I failed the class AND didn’t sleep with my prof.

[whitepeopletwitter]

[darlinggod]

why would u eat healthy?????? to live longer ????..??? .all im hearing are two negatives.

[dankmemeuniversity]

[wexler]

that one time on Hotel Hell when Gordon Ramsay fed the owner’s dog some shitty bread and then was afraid he killed her

[unclefather]

He checked her pulse

[theoracleofkwangya-deactivated2]

nothing is awkward or cheesy if you dont give a fuck. im on this earth to have a good time not to be seen as cool

[jelloapocalypse]

My mentality switched to this halfway through high school and life went from being bad to being fucking awesome really quickly.

[canisbeta]

[accessiblecoldtimes]

[video: a seal emerges from a hole in the ice to breathe. It yells “Ah! Woo!” then sinks back down]

[redpaperowl]

The ahh was so much deeper and the woo so much softer than i could have expected i love it

[aggressionbread]

Dark Shoutout to Michael’s the craft store for not letting me use their  55% of coupon on coloring books

[aggressionbread]

i forgot the word “callout”

[lunnefisk]

drake? where’s the horn of jurgen windcaller?