A sentence meme featuring lines from the 1995 film, Cutthroat Island. Change pronouns, etc. as needed.
Part 3 of 3
"[_] outguns us, yes. He's bigger. But that means he's heavier, don't it? He draws more water. We lure him into the keys and run him aground on the coral heads."
"Best I seal her side with this hot poker. That's what we always do in such cases."
"No offense, gentlemen, but given the circumstances, don't you think this calls for a professional?"
"I'll need surgeon's tools, hot water, sulfur, and clean packing. Some rum might help her pain."
"I've treated you cruel, haven't I?"
"I was willing to go halves with him and his. I will do the same with you and yours."
"You're saying that if I show you mine, you'll share yours with me?"
"You see, the thing is I don't have it, but that doesn't mean we can't keep talking about it."
"See that [_] gets a change of clothes. He's beginning to stink."
"You are clever, [_], but I will catch you."
"First [_] is chasing us. Now your uncle is chasing us. Now, everybody's chasing us. I'm not so happy about this."
"I didn't want to put myself in any physical danger."
"Put a stow in that sail. We don't want to lose her."
"May cruel death leave victims immortal."
"I knew you'd wind up here at some point: that being the cheese and you being the rat."
"The thing is, ma'am, I'm basically a shallow man."
"The thing is I was born poor. My only choice was to become a thief and a liar."
"Then since you lie so easily and are so shallow, I shall lie you in a shallow grave."
"I brim with charity, [_]. I am charity's very soul. And since I am so charitable, I will maroon you on a rock the size of this table instead of splattering your brains across my bulkhead, as you deserve."
"I've fixed the island. I know where it is. It lies through the storm."
"I'll not die in a storm for your pleasure."
"There's no great love between us, but don't do this. Not this close."
"You'll have no need of a compass where you're going! You're going nowhere but down!"
"We'll make for the high ground. Get our bearings."
"Bring that lizard. We'll have it for dinner."
"But if you ever are disloyal to me the way you were to [_], it'll be my pleasure to cook you alive and eat you. Now get out of my eyes."
"Did you ever think that I might've taken it to give to you?"
"Sinking up to your waist, and still all you can do is lie."
"I could no longer stand your opinion of me."
"What if I give it to you and you leave me here? You spoke not long ago of marooning me."
"That's the problem with being a thief. Nobody knows when you're telling the truth."
"Now you have it all and I have nothing. I'm in your command. Do with me what you will."
"Mouth of darkness, teeth of stone, down the throat to the belly of gold, guarded by those who never grew old."
"I wish I'd never learned Latin."
"Don't argue. Let's agree upon something for once."
"Before we hang you in Port Royal, you've time to witness an historic alliance."
"Now, sir, I shall go presently and write for your royal pardon. Privateer for the Crown. Sounds so much better than 'pirate', don't you think?"
"Why do you let that preening swab live?"
"What do you say? Shall we take back our ship?"
"Are you a good swimmer? Let's find out, shall we?"
"Well, you've seen what another captain's like. Will you take my orders now?"
"Doubtless wants advice. Poor fool can't tie his shoelaces without instruction."
"Might be rather amusing. One doesn't often get the chance to see a hanging at sea."
"Pray, hangman, carry out the sentence!"
"That boy doesn't understand us. But then, he's not family."
"Your father was nothing! All my brothers were nothing. You exceed them. Think how far we could go together. You and me against the world. Join me. You don't have to die."
"You've run out of world. Can you hear me? I'm coming for you."
"I'll give you this much: you're harder to kill than your father."
"I'm fine. Just a little poorer."
"Well, it doesn't matter. I'm alive, and you're alive and . . . And we're alive together. There will be other treasures."
"You could buy a little cottage in Bermuda and drink camomile tea on the porch."
"On the other hand, we could do what we were born to do. Stay together and ride the early trades all the way to Madagascar: the best pirating waters in the world."
"It's just that it is such a large decision to make in such a small amount of time."
"I'd like to, but it's just . . . I've always wanted to do a bit of farming."