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"Have you ever maneuvered a Class C shuttle through a parabolic asteroid belt?" The Illirian cast a quick glance back at him, one ear flicked back.
She grimaced. "Cause we're going to be..."
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@wayward-sword, [Starter call ♥]
"Have you ever maneuvered a Class C shuttle through a parabolic asteroid belt?" The Illirian cast a quick glance back at him, one ear flicked back.
She grimaced. "Cause we're going to be..."
Fresh start time. I’m dumping all my old asks/drafts that stagnated too long while I was a sick zombie.
To move on and get new stuff going, either:
Like this post for a quickie starter
Send in a random sentence starter or icon from here
Send me an IM to plot where Sly and your muse are currently and where to go from there, or to toss ideas my way!
Okayso, I’m slowly going through who I follow and purging out people who:
Have been gone for a month+
Never seem to interact with me on @galra-druid, @slyasimplied, or here in the form of asks, rping, or replying to posts.
SO if you’re either a person who has been out of the loop for a while, or a shy bean then interact! Send in asks to one of my RP blogs, reply to threads, like starter posts, reply to my rambles, or IM me! Basically, I’m here to interact on Tumblr and all these people who I swear I’m mutuals with but never interact are giving me major anxiety and bringing my mood down when I even check my dash. That combined with my sickness made it so I had zero drive to even write. Thus this lil purge of stuff and blogs is for a reset. If you wanna follow for my writing, cool! I’d still love to get question or symbol memes from you so I can write some stuff for you to read!
“I’m not gonna pretend I’m not scared of this, because I am.”
“-and this is why you don’t stick your nose where it doesn’t belong, kid!” Sly hissed as she quickly yanked the Human inside of the cargo bay of The Opportunity. A loud pop and hiss followed as the plasma bullet that had been aimed at him hit the bay door of the ship instead.“What are you doing here anyway!” The Illirian shot back over her shoulder as she made her way up a flight of stairs. She turned, leaning over the railing to peer at him. “This ship was suppose to be cloaked!”
BuzzFeed Unsolved - Supernatural: Season 3 quotes pt. 4
“Is this your first castle?”
“This is my first castle.”
“There’s a little tree growing on top of the roof.”
“Spooky castle, that’s every investigator’s dream.”
“We’re turning into Scooby Doo. We need a van with flowers all over.”
“Knock knock, the boys are here.”
“Alright, we’re gonna see a thousand ghosts tonight. Any less than that and it’s a failure.”
“Maybe there was some other stuff going on with him. I feel like maybe he ate some moldy bread or something.”
“Watch your step.”
“Wait. Did you hear that?”
“We have different ideas of things that are definitely something.”
“There’s no one in here, but I did get spiderwebs on my hair.”
“You look ridiculous with that cob in your hair.”
“You just tasted history. That’s probably been down here for hundreds of years.”
“No-one can see the top of your head except God.”
“Watch your step. Well, I guess for normal people these are big steps but for you…”
“Behold, we found the obelisk.”
“It sounds like a nightmare.”
“Is this how you imagined your ghost life to turn out? Talking to two idiots?”
“Anybody here with us? Anybody in this museum at all that wants to speak to us?”
“You look like you have the biggest head I’ve ever seen. You look like you have a cone head.”
“You’ve gotta be a bad person to chop a nun’s head off.”
“You know, it’s just never a good sign when you give yourself a nickname.”
“They really knew how to make spooky doors back then.”
“So, you can wipe that stupid grin off your face and uhh… just enjoy it.”
“I’m not saying it’s trying to Voltron my body.”
“If I had flesh falling off my face, I would expect you to put a bullet in my head.”
“Yeah, we’re gonna go through some stuff. I feel it coming.”
“I would pay thousands of dollars for ghosts to be real.”
“England’s famed weasel room.”
“What are you— Are you about to make out with the doll?”
“I get tired of hearing about shadow people.”
“So you’re telling me… that if you didn’t have Netflix, you would resort to cutting people’s heads off, and putting them on funny little sticks.”
“This is a lot more anticlimatic than I hoped.”
“Ghosts hate it when you play the piano.”
“I’d love a ghost to say something ghostly. I’d love to see a ghost. I’d love to see any evidence at all.”
“Who are we reaching out to? Romans?”
“We may have caught ourselves a ghoul, [Name].”
“This is fucked up.”
“These are the kind of ghosts we should be talking to. Funny train conductors.”
“My hands are shaking and I feel like I’m about to have a nervous breakdown but it’s okay.”
“There’s a shadow man in here maybe. Who knows. I don’t know. I’m not gonna stand here and find out because I’m not afraid.”
“I’m not gonna pretend I’m not scared of this, because I am.”
“Mondays, am I right?”
Fresh start time. I’m dumping all my old asks/drafts that stagnated too long while I was a sick zombie.
To move on and get new stuff going, either:
Like this post for a quickie starter
Send in a random sentence starter or icon from here
Send me an IM to plot where Sly and your muse are currently and where to go from there, or to toss ideas my way!
Dress Sly~
if you ever wanna ship with me just come to my ask and be like “listen dick face we bout to fuck shit up with a ship ok.”
V. dead and apparently sick enough for my doc to give me antibiotics for 10 days!? even if I was only going in for something else. V. tired and every day is collapsing in bed, so- Replies will come hopefully later in the week when whatever this is gets out of my system. idfk. Bless all my RP partners for having patience. I got plenty of drafts to respond to, just have no energy for anything but I haven’t forgotten those threads n starters people made for me. Anyone is welcome to poke me on Tumblr IM or Discord cause I have enough spoons to just sit and stare at my phone when awake, at the least.
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Independent + Semi-Selective Honey from Space Dandy: Written by Eva
Crossover & AU Friendly! || Short Para & Para Replies || Mun & Muse are 18+
Currently SFW, but any future NSFW posts will be tagged appropriately!
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Listen, if our muses’ canon/backstory clash but you still wanna write with me, talk to me! There is always a way to work something out, maybe we could even create an AU or verse specifically so we can start writing together.
@wayward-sword, [x]
“Not a chance.” He immediately responded, shaking his head and clutching his sword’s hilt rather protectively. “Knowing you, you’d probably make off with it. Whether that would be to study its properties further or just for the sake of spiting me, I can’t say. Maybe both, for all I know.”
He had already wanted to protest her earlier musings while she was voicing them aloud – was Sly absolutely convinced that they were just alternative lifeforms whose natural habitats were being infringed upon by another species? When he thought of the history of his own home, it made him want to have a nice, embittered laugh at her guessing game. “Nobody said anything about genocide, stop twisting my words around. It’s a matter of simple defense and peacekeeping. You’re making me wonder exactly what you’d think if you knew the truth of the matter – that, often, the circumstances are the other way around, with demons being the unnatural invaders.”
Illiria… Her home, huh? Such practices were frowned upon by her society? “And what would Illirians do should they be faced with entities who wish nothing more than to slaughter them whole? Or even subjugate them? Maybe even both?” His gaze settled directly upon Sly, almost piercing straight through her as he continued on. “Some kill and consume your kind for sport and indulgence, while others wish to strip you of all identity, all individuality, break you, reduce you to nothing but lesser beings with no past and no future, existing only in the moment to serve their whims, simply because the conquerer gets to set the terms? The strong get to exercise free reign over the weak as they please, a mindset such as that? I would hope your people are not so spineless as to allow such violent infringements.”
"Hmm," Sly stepped back as she tapped her chin. He was right enough. If the weapon was made of anything actually useful? Why not pawn it? Beyond that it simply was an odd trinket. "Purging out an entire animal species never does well for the environment. It's a thing not to upset the natural balance too much among Illirians. They'll re-direct an entire free way just so some kalla won't have their dens shaken by the passing vehicles." She shrugged, one ear tipping back as she gave Zech a glance. "You don't really uh- Peacekeep about animals, yeah?" She squinted. "How big and territorial are these demons of yours? Do they have some weird attraction to city-scapes? I know some animals that adapt to live within cities and towns, but only the partially domesticated ones would seek out to live near sentients." "I mean- There are critters of the sea no sane person would tangle with back home, but over all the deep oceans aren't exactly places to live..." Her tail danced as brows furrowed. "I'm thinking your demons are some sentient race by the sound of it and not animals..." "Kinda sound like some blue assholes I know," She trailed off with a hum. "Then in that case? Kill them. Illiria has a strict policy that no foreign sentient entity is to set foot planet side." She frowned, trailing a finger over her gauntlink as Sly looked down. "Some such stuff about how anything not of Illiria has a wrong-" She paused, glancing up while squinting over at him. Ears perked forward before the illirian huffed a breath. "Cadence about you. I mean, you're not so bad yourself but there are plenty of other sentients out there that are down right jarring to hear."
"Send 💪 for my muse’s reaction to yours picking them up and throwing them over their shoulder." Sure, let's do this. Slap some bullshit scifi mech gauntlets on Penne and watch the mouse bolt with the rabbit.
“Uhh-” The Illirian could only raise a finger as she looked to the woman who now held her aloft “Hey, cheese breath? Exactly what do you think you’re doing?”
Her tail swished in annoyance as Sly tried not to wriggle free of those metal fingers.
Put a Pokemon in my muse’s askbox and they will either catch it or let it go; but they can only catch 6 total!