idkmybffjill?

My name's James, AKA Stix. I'm quirky, I herp and derp, and I like stuff. Mostly nerd related. I run a quality shit blog.

[alisonzai]

[shencomix]

[aesthetic-animestuff-deactivate]

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god she has these gorgeous blue eyes you can get lost in forever. and that smile … that damned smile

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someone deleted my response and now aesthetic and roleplay blogs are reblogging this as some sort of deep quote and i just want you all to know this post is exclusively about how sexy and fuckable the blue car from cars is

[omnybus]

Stu, let me ask you a question: how did you not realize until then that you had too many eggs? Nobody sells eggs in a big cloth-covered basket, so you must have done that yourself. That means you spent god-knows-how-long opening up twelve whole cartons of eggs, carefully placing each egg one-by-one inside a big basket, and then covering it with a big picnic cloth… and at no point- at no point- did you ever stop and think “gee, there might be TOO MANY FUCKING EGGS HERE”

You really have lost control of your life.

[omnybus]

I may have gone overboard with this

[gayasscommie-deactivated2017090]

@koheles

[transgirlcyberpunk]

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[fredersen]

walks into the scandinavian mcdjønalds

orders a hæmbjørger

[night-dawn-day]

[heythatsmyleg]

[norsenaturetolkien-deactivated2]

i’ve been waiting for this photoset for years

[mrbulian]

[trans-mouse]

This is the funniest thing I’ve seen in weeks. Literally, I’ve never been this funny in my entire goddamn life

[yellowjuice-deactivated20190512]

The next time someone tries to argue with you about “disrespecting the flag/troops by kneeling” show them this.

[ppitte]

Can’t trust a damn thing these days.

[slygathor-chan]

IT’S TRUE! I’m a 28 in some manufacturers, and 32 in others. wtf, that’s supposed to be measured in inches. Who the fuck designed this shit? 

[tickerbee]

Candle salad is a vintage fruit salad that was popular in America during the 1950s and 1960s. The salad is typically composed of lettuce, pineapple, banana, cherry, and either mayonnaise or, according to some recipes, cottage cheese. Whipped cream may also be used. (x)

[tickerbee]

I was looking through a vintage cookbook the other day, and I was reminded of my life-long mission to share with the world the horrors of candle salad

[funnylime]

im not sure which to be more afraid of, the fact that its apparently a fruit salad with lettuce and mayonnaise or that it looks like a willy coated in mayonnaise flavoured spaff

[shadow13dickpistons]

@ariannenymerosmartell

[elvirathequeen]

@copperbadge

[copperbadge]

Do we think the Greatest Generation is just the Greatest at Trolling Us?

[onemuseleft]

Some magazine intern who really hated her job got tasked with inventing a new  easy dish for housewives and she slapped this down on the editor’s desk fully expecting to get fired. Instead people have been posing with their phallic fruit salads ever since.

[creepyuncledon-deactivated20180]

I am currently in love with this video.

[d0esntmakesense]

love this new disney movie

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^^^^^^^^^

[molothoo]

What that dog know about the blues 😂😂

[badgyal-k-deactivated20190901]

Ok but how does the puppy like… know, you know? How do they know???

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[seamusharper]

goatsmoochies

[kingdom-noise]

unmute this please

[dsxsbx]

BEST SCENE EVER

[bandydear]

Chaotic Good

[cowgirlmilkers]

This Quicksilver > >>>>>>>> Marvel’s who can’t even outrun a bullet or two

[unadulteratedpiratepizza]

the first time I watched this movie, I absolutely lost my shit at this scene. The people I was watching the movie with asked me what was so funny about it, and it took me a moment before I was able to blurt out “This is just the fucking ending from Over the Hedge!”

and I can never watch this Quicksilver without laughing

[jelloapocalypse]

I was so mad when I rewatched Over The Hedge and this was a scene in it

[hejibits]

Don’t even talk to me until I’ve had my 10 cups of carbohydrates in the morning

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]