[catchymemes]

[snapcracklepop-myjoints]

making the radical claim "11 year old children should be taught how to make extremely simple food" has resulted in people making arguments like "I wasnt allowed to plug in electronics until I was 16 and I think this is super normal actually" and "children dont know what ratios are so its unfair to expect them to be able to comprehend the idea of adding equal amounts rice and water to a rice cooker" and I gotta say originally I thought maybe I was being too judgy but now I feel very secure in my opinion because what the fuck

[hannah-snow]

Children might not know what ratios are in the sense of 1:1 notation, but they are more than capable of understanding 'you have to use the same amount of water and rice otherwise it goes wrong'.

[hannah-snow]

In addition to this, cooking is an excellent way to teach children scaling and ratio in Real Life.

[ohifonlyx33]

"Children don't understand-" AND THAT'S WHY IT IS YOUR JOB TO TEACH THEM????? LIKE HELLO??? THEY CAN LEARN??????

[groovyfran-png]

"Do you insert yourself as the top/bottom of your favorite ship?" No, I'm the cameraman

[theunfortunate-author]

my daily affirmation as an author

[bebx]

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

[a-mel0n]

[turniptitaness]

[sticksandstans]

the rise of conservatism and gen z puritanism while still simultaneously trying to be hip and woke is so annoying because you have these people saying "match my freak" and then they get mad at ageplay and petplay and cnc and somno and anything raunchier than a pair of fuzzy handcuffs. you're not a "freak" if you think having a fetish is synonymous with being evil

[everydaylouie]

mole's thought

[lurking-latinist]

sex pollen is OUT, honesty pollen is IN. Expose your characters to alien chemicals that make them actually talk to each other

[anarqueeen]

Turning the cuck chair around backwards to show I'm not like your other, boring cuckolds

[estrogenesis-eeveeangelion]

*youth pastor voice* you know who else got nailed while all his friends watched? that's right,

[spaceyshenanigans]

Crying

[byjove]

Tumblr is truly a prison. I’ll be like “I hate the way this website works. Broken filtering, broken search option, shitty moderating, glitches.” and then I’ll try to use any other social media platform and find it is somehow worse.

[frottinq]

idk if i've told this story here but cis people knowing literally nothing about transitioning is insane. one time i was talking to my friend, she's a total sweetheart and i am not talking shit about her but she legitimately didn't know that estrogen did ANYTHING to change your body. she was shocked when i told her it literally changes your physiology. she didn't know about the fat redistribution or anything.

i was like "girl? I have boobs?" and she goes "oh well i don't wanna be offensive but i just thought you used to be fat and it just happened to work out well?" LIKE?????????????????????????? and then i realized 99.999999% of people are the same way, allies and bigots alike. nobody is working to understand, they're just taking stances

[i-will-write]

Me at 3AM thinking about a new plot line for my multichapter fic I haven't still written a single word of:

[kortzite]

[elementaldeityoffood]

[elfwreck]

[gaudebo]

tip: if you wake up on time and then lie in bed unmoving for 20 minutes you will no longer be on time