[quotemadness]

“Do you think the universe fights for souls to be together? Some things are too strange and strong to be coincidences.”

— Emery Allen

[thebootydiaries]

Police: *banging on door* police!! Open up!

Dunkin’ Donuts Manager: I’m sorry sir we don’t open until 5

[trans]

[dc-comic-girl-deactivated202302]

Wine Drunk Selfie

[ves-ljubi-junij]

x

[allsystemsblue]

would you like to see the best video on tiktok? i present… a fancy flock

[rocketplane]

@theshitpostcalligrapher Friends off yours? :P

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

just noticed i’ve been flagged down for this post in like 3 seperate ways, and my answer to this is:

man, i WISH

[frocio]

i love it when italians argue about italian. like we don’t even know how our language really works we just roll with it

[frocio]

[iphisesque]

Italian is 107 different provincial languages stuck together with spit and half a prayer

[frogcoded]

My bf lives in another region and we are constantly arguing about regional variations of words and we both live in the fucking north of Italy

[putaemo-cional]

one time i saw a map of italy but instead of cities and roads etc it was just covered w different ways you can say the word vagina. it was covered

[frocio]

oh I can think of at least seven ways to say the word vagina right off the top of my head rn. I can’t imagine what I could do if I tried harder

[criptochecca]

Fjgkahfmangksoajufnajejgnanfjakirjvjjs

[fishbizkit]

this is the Italian Vagina Map, reblog to… I’m not sure actually. Can’t hurt though. 

[cannot-think-of-a-cute-name]

reblog to Italian season your pussy

[insomniac-arrest]

Valentine’s day is NOT a day for lovers, couples, or people in relationships. Valentine’s day is exclusively for elementary school students who each buy their entire class cute little cards with cartoon characters on them, messily scrawl their classmates names there as an act of love, and give them a tiny little candy packet.

that is the height of the holiday.

[slytherbitchin]

@dc-comic-girl

[gcladriel]

#are you even friends if you haven’t tried to kill each other at least once

[slytherbitchin]

@dc-comic-girl

[nflstreet]

[mediorca]

[dc-comic-girl-deactivated202302]

@slytherbitchin

[slytherbitchin]

bro, freallllllll

[one-time-i-dreamt]

[one-time-i-dreamt]

Remember when Jeff Bezos, who is worth 181 billion USD donated 690k to stopping Australian fires? Yeah, me too.

[s-s-s-senp-p-p-pai]

McKenzie Scott is literally proof that these fuckers can donate HUGE sums of money to EVERYTHING and still live a comfortable life.... But nooO someone HAS to justify the pitifully small donations the richest men on earth make every year for their tax write-off

[a-slut-for-smut]

[tehriz]

Some also important context (this is June 2021, after her second round of grants was announced), as well: 

[image description: tweet from Dan Price, the Seattle business owner who doesn’t take a massive salary and pays everybody at his company really well: “Two years ago, she had $36 billion. Since then, she has donated $8 billion - more than anyone in the world. She is now worth $60 billion. I think people struggle to understand just how fast wealth accumulates for the super-rich. She literally can't give it away fast enough.”.]

[mana4anam-deactivated20221204]

She’s trying to singlehandedly redistribute the wealth she took back from Jeff Bezos and is failing at it because the economy is built so that wealth travels from the bottom, accumulates at the top, and then stays there. She literally cannot give her money away fast enough.

Think about this. This is our current capitalist economy at work. It is working as intended and designed by those who benefit from it.

Her story is incredibly revealing of how and where the system is failing.

[animeengineer]

It also means that we can, indeed, tax the hell out of billionaires and they will not suffer at all.

[sexycraisinthanos]

In fact, they will benefit from it

[headspace-hotel]

i don't want a wolf dog I just want a gigantic massive dog that makes people go "OH MY GOD IS THAT A WOLF"

[lcdspideysystem]

[hermywolf]

no way home was so funny because i was fully sobbing thinking tobey peter was going to die and then he just goes “lol what no i’ve been stabbed before its no big deal im fine”

[0912408179182]

Romanticizing your own loneliness and turning it into a cool girl thing only works for like a few months and then it just becomes a throbbing black hole i think. Not that ive ever experienced anything like that

[snoopy-dyke]

love is attained through embarrassing yourself by asking for it instead

[guerrillatech]

[utah-mountain-drifter-deactivat]

[poorghost]

no one follows the trees warning

[rapidashrider]

You know the parable about how the foolish man built his house upon sand and the wise man built his house upon rock and it’s always about having a sturdy foundation well there is also the fact of location which is that the sand probably used to be rock except it’s been eroded to sediment because it’s a FUCKING FLOODPLAIN

[bestest-goblin]

I feel like a dumbass, but @rapidashmascot just revolutionised my understanding of that parable.