Basilisk Sleeps Under My Bed

Mostly slytherin aesthetic and hp memes Inconsistent af She/her//Slytherin//Ambitious//Cunning

[accio-hogwarts-bullshit]

Gryffindor: So... mind if I ask about the skull in your room?

Slytherin: Sure. Which one?

[lesbiansforlupin]

Hufflepuff: I’m going to ask you to be respectful to everyone we see today.

Slytherin: And I’m going to politely decline.

[lesbiansforlupin]

Slytherin: I like words for things that are literally just what it is.

Slytherin: Like manslaughter.

[viktor-krum]

first and last appearances from a - z:

Draco Malfoy (Philosopher’s Stone - Deathly Hallows Part II)

[justsomeantifas]

My little brother has brain cancer

We found out in 2016:

see that little dot piece of shit, that’s the cancer that has been destroying his life, 

he has $4k of medical expenses medicaid wont cover because the government would rather let poor people fucking die than actually give a shit.

If you want to help my little brother with his medical expenses so he can get some important work done 

you can donate here: 

https://www.paypal.me/trevorth3

here is his gofundme he made: 

https://www.gofundme.com/5zmzcj-help-me-afford-medical-treatment

If not it’d be cool if you could spread this around, no pressure though. thank you for reading and have a nice day.

[astarlightmonbebe]

“     or perhaps in slytherin                                                you’ll make your real friends     ”

[slytherbullshit]

Slytherin: I’ve got my vampire costume, accessories and 12 gallons of blood

Hufflepuff: Oh my gosh... It’s fake blood, right?

Slytherin: ...sure

[hogwartshousesnstuff]

Hot Things

Slytherin: Ow! Fuck! Shit!

Huffelpuff: Owie! *blows*

Gryffindor: Ouch! *touches again* Ow! Damnit still hot!

Ravenclaw: *doesn’t touch it* That’s gonna be hot.

[faynastasia]

intp/j slytherin things IV

- avoid drama at all costs

- “oh shut up”

- loves the cold

- “BE QUIET IM TRYING TO THINK”

- “you like me? that’s a horrible decision, really”

- *evil laugh*

- can keep a billion secrets

- “i know”

- *twitches* *sneers* “disgusting.”

- all clothes are simple

- will legitimately fight you

- *squirms* *gags* “stop talking about your feelings”

- “what would happen if i..”

- *stares into space*

[slytherbullshit]

🐍Slytherin aesthetic🐍

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[mischiefsmanaged]

@wizardingnetwork event 02: return to hogwarts ↳ hogwarts houses 

[anakin-skywalker]

Tom Felton as DRACO MALFOY in the Harry Potter series (2001 - 2011)

[slytherbullshit]

gryffindor: so i got a tower, rowena has a tower, helga's got some rooms near the kitchen

gryffindor: where do you want your common room to be?

slytherin: dungeons

gryffindor: won't that be cold?

slytherin: you just don't understand the aesthetic

[hufflautia]

Hufflepuff: I wasn’t that drunk last night! 

Slytherin: You started cutting pineapples at 3 am while yelling, “Stop hiding, Spongebob! I know you’re in there!” 

Hufflepuff: …. 

Hufflepuff: Did I find him though? 

[finnwrld]

riddle: hey babe wanna go somewhere private i'll show you my big snake

myrtle: sure

[later]

myrtle: oh, so that wasn't a dick joke

[fanonical]

gryffindor: so i got a tower, rowena has a tower, helga's got some rooms near the kitchen

gryffindor: where do you want your common room to be?

slytherin: dungeons

gryffindor: won't that be cold?

slytherin: you just don't understand the aesthetic

[slytherbullshit]

🐍Slytherin aesthetic🐍